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October 15, 2012 / Posted by:

Princess Daphne from Dragon’s Lair!

Paying more than a quarter for an arcade game in the early 80s, or even mid-80s, was some unheard of, crazy, slap a ho kind of shit until Dragon’s Lair came along. Dragon’s Lair was birthed from the brain of legendary animator Don Bluth, it cost two quarters and it was just like playing a cartoon. The back walls of many arcades were covered in young minds that were blown across the room from playing a real-life cartoon!

So, in Dragon’s Lair, Dirk the Daring, a bumbling ass knight who was clumsier than a drunk toddler, had to save the really hot Princess Daphne from an evil dragon who locked her in a castle.

Of course, the star of the game (and the only reason I played) was Princess Daphne. Princess Daphne was everything you could want from a princess and I’m sure Queen Elizabeth has been trying for years to get Prince Hot Ginge to marry a Princess Daphne Real Doll. Princess Daphne was as demure as Courtney Stodden deep throating a soft-serve, as graceful as Shauna Sand running down a cobblestone street in exquisite lucite heels and it’s been said that the bubble wand was modeled after her coochie, because she definitely queefs bubbles. Princess Daphne was perfect and yes a huge reason for why I’m saying that has everything to do with her gorgeous outfit from Fredrick’s. You know, as a kid, I never knew why Princess Daphne was all about Dirk the Daring, but now I know why. I mean, a big nose usually means a big peen. And if he has a big nose, but not a big peen, you can always hump the nose.

And I’m pretty sure Princess Daphne went on to move into an apartment in Santa Monica with Jack Tripper and Janet Wood.

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