No, it's not Nicki Minaj, a skid row My Little Pony or Hair-tastic Barbie on the first day of her period. It's Christina Aguilera showing off her best side at the Pumpkin Patch with her cute little son Max and boyfriend what's-his-face in tow. Yes it's that time of year again when we get to see Shauna and Phoebe pose, pose, posing for their lives with pumpkin cleavage!!! So original. But while we wait for that main course, we can tide ourselves over with this Xtina snack.
Damn girl, was it laundry day or did you wake up hungover and naked at Goodwill?? And I don't even want to know what is going on in the first thumb, but I think the guys out there may not want to inspect it too hard. That shit looks painful.