Afternoon Crumbs

October 15, 2012 / Posted by:

Thank you to W Magazine and ScarJo for showing us what it would look like if L.A. newscaster Colleen Williams played Rogue as The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo – Popsugar

This is either the first photo of Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson together or it’s just another photo of two hungry weasels scrounging for food in your backyard – Entertainment Tonight

So, Grandma Ethel Kennedy’s locked up in the basement and Taylor Swift is pretending to be her when having phone conversations with reporters from WENN. Makes sense! – Lainey Gossip

Hot, buff dude married hot, buff dude and I’m still waiting to see the wedding pictures, which I’m sure will show them in all their hot, buff dude glory – Towleroad

Taylor Momsen goes all nekkid and looks like zombie Kurt Cobain with titty balls – Hollywood Tuna 

If I say that Rumer Willis looks hot, will she use her chin to attack Lea Michele so that Glee trick can stop with the sexy posing already? – Celebitchy

Barbara Wawa is only interviewing Lindsay Lohan, because she’ll look years younger next to that mess – The Superficial 

“Oh, I’m just going to bend over in front of these paps, because I’m Alessandra Ambrosio and I can do that.”Drunken Stepfather

Now we know where Adrien Brody gets his style tips from- The Berry 

There goes the neighborhood” said a $2 crack whore after finding out the Kardashians were moving in next door – IDLYITW

Kim Kartrashian looks like a mangy, disease-ridden whore cat who got shaved for spaying. If only! – ICYDK

I’m not even going to try to pretend I know what the hell is on Miley Cyrus’ body – Popoholic

Nate is no longer Naylor-ing ScarJoJust Jared

WILL SOMEBODY HIT THE LIGHT SWITCH, I CAN’T SEE BOBBY CANNAVALE’S PEEN AND HOW CAN I FAP TO A DAMN SHADOW?! – OMG Blog

Today’s boner breaker is brought to you by wrinkled butt wart Sean Penn slobbering from every pore over Madge’s memaw crotch – Hollywood Rag

Almost a dozen reasons for why we need to leave Holly Golightly alone – Cityrag

Some evil bitches are trying to kill the chola eyebrow through surgery and I’d be all about this if they used pube hairs – Videogum

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