Too Little Too Late, Feds
Because the FBI has nothing better to do, TMZ is reporting that Hulk Hogan's lawyer got in touch with them to waaahwaaahwaaaah over the sadist who leaked his sex tape to the world. Believe me Hulk when I say you can't possibly be as devastated as those of us who have no self control when it comes to link-clicking and witnessed that horror.
Hulk wants the Feds to track down and prosecute the dirty bastard (we can at least all agree on that point) who showed the world his breathtaking secks moves that have Don Juan sitting at a bar in purgatory crying into his Mojito. TMZ says he tried to go to the Florida cops about it, but they were too busy tracking down face eating zombies, crazy jilted Depends wearing astronauts and Nick Hogan to deal with this mess. No, they said that since the tape was made in 2006, the statute of limitations - 4 years - had expired regarding the legality of taping someone without their permission, and that because the release crossed state lines it was a federal issue. And then they all pointed and laughed and said "Let me see if that's Nick, hold on." (ty I think Gawker)
Hulk (this is a grown ass man named Hulk, so hard to type with a straight face) is supposed to meet with FBI officials on Monday. Too bad he couldn't have met with them weeks ago before the tape went live, saving us all brain bleach, therapy and hive cream bills. I do agree though that the person who leaked that mess should be tracked down, drawn and quartered, dunked in rubbing alcohol and then burned. It's only fair.
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You've gotta love a man who feathers his moustache like it's Farrah Fawcett.
Lmao Sweetas!!!
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"I think my butt looks too big in these jeans."
His torso looks very unhappy about it all.
his belly button...area looks like a dolphin's mouth.
Submitted by lislop on Sun, 10/14/2012 - 9:11pm.
Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Sun, 10/14/2012 - 8:24pm.
His torso looks like a Grouper that has come up for air.
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A walrus?? You're right. LMAO!!
He's lucky the FBI doesn't arrest him for participating in sea mammal-on-human sexual activity. Never have I seen anyone so closely resembling a walrus, right down to the creature's skin. Ick Nast.
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"Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
--"The Little Prince", Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
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I thought it was another article on Lindsay Lohan until I read the Hulk's name. You can understand my mistake, no cierto? Bleached blonde, overly tanned, tough looking, leathery skin.
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"She's Black & I'm Gay--- we create culture."
@GG
Noooooooooooo! Scroll down to the Ian Thorpe Hot Birthday Slut post. And watch this video. Ian's nipples will erase those dreams! Forever!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3PtDfzn6Qo
Chores, bed, and upcoming dreams on the immediate agenda! Happy horz to you, until we meet again.... *rides off in laundry basket saddle*
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I know that Im going to have nightmares of his nipples chasing down the street.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sun, 10/14/2012 - 11:15pm
GG, I'm telling you---platex baby bottle nipples!
Gross!
Wait a minute. Sharpies AND feathers? What did I miss?
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"His favorite is a pen or Sharpie thrown on the floor, though"
Sharpies are the best, but man, they are permenant!
Damn, I looked. Old man nipples! Urggggg!
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by mike on Sun, 10/14/2012 - 8:24pm.
Damn you all for making me look at his nipples.
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Mikey, men do have nipples. What happened to yours? Shaved them off with the rest of your chest fur? XD
I can't with those trout lips swallowing up his navel, making their way up his torso to the fishbait he calls nipples.
UBF, a feisty little bitch? That kitty must be feeling a whole lot better! lollol ;)
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WR, the kitty is ok, she is such a feisty little bitch!
Submitted by ScarfnBarf on Sun, 10/14/2012 - 8:24pm.
His torso looks like a Grouper that has come up for air.
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Shame on you. That's an insult to groupers!
@JoJo
Just checked out the trees! Nice!
@Twatty
Will do! :)
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BaconSlut -- kiss & hug Hot Lips for me, the little angel!
warmislandsun -- Mr. T was dressed like a fool, meaning I saw him at the company I worked for. He was dressed in jeans and a t-shirt with a shitload of gold chains. When I went out to lunch I saw him get into his car. He parked in front of the office building; he got into a red Rolls-Royce convertible. Sweet ride, but he looked like an ass. This was back in the 1980's when he still had money and lived in Lake Forest (outside Chicago). He bought an estate up there and enraged the snooty residents when he started chopping down a bunch of trees.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Submitted by Uncle Brain-fart on Sun, 10/14/2012 - 8:33pm.
My cats love those cheap ass fake fur mice, 5 for a Dollar or something like that. And anything with feathers.
Yep, that's the only cat toy my cat will play with.
His favorite is a pen or Sharpie thrown on the floor, though.
He's weird, but he's low-maintenance, so I can't complain.
UBF, is the kitty in the avie all better these days? Don't remember if you said.
And his nips look like boils! :O
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My cats love those cheap ass fake fur mice, 5 for a Dollar or something like that. And anything with feathers.
@Mike
Ain't that always the case? LOL I stopped buying balls for him as well. The most lively reaction you get get out of him was that he moved his head to follow it, then would yawn, and THEN take a nap. Wouldn't trade your kitty for a millioin though, right? :D
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:O UBF almost lost control of her O-ring?!? How awful.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Sun, 10/14/2012 - 8:21pm.
warmislandsun -- I saw Mr. T in person; dude is only 5'4" on a good day. I was shocked! The way his character is portrayed you'd think he's at least 6' tall.
Cool. I would like to meet Mr. T. He was very funny on Conan's old show on NBC. They had a spot where Conan visited him for a day. At least he has personality.
Damn you all for making me look at his nipples.
@warmisland
LMAO!!!
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His torso looks like a Grouper that has come up for air.
@Twatty
His gubmint name is actually Oliver, but he's a love hor, so Hot Lips has a little more sticking power.
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Submitted by DrFunkenstein on Sun, 10/14/2012 - 5:30pm.
This dumb ass knows that he doesn't have a case. He's just covering his ass.
He should be covering much more - preferably with a head to toe shroud. A scratchy fibrous material would be best.
Submitted by BaconSlut on Sun, 10/14/2012 - 8:14pm.
@UBF
Wish I could help with the cat towers! I bought Hot Lips a GORGEOUS Martha Stewart cat bed (don't start), and he took one look at it, shook a front paw, and never used it. His favorite spots-my bed, the bathroom sink, atop my desk and the couch-are all free, so I haven't invested further. ;)
Your cat sounds like my cat. I bought him a bed and he never used it. He DID love the cardboard box it had come in, however.
I saw "the Undertaker" and that dude was SCARY in person. He was so fucking tall and mean looking , i almost shit myself.
warmislandsun -- I saw Mr. T in person; dude is only 5'4" on a good day. I was shocked! The way his character is portrayed you'd think he's at least 6' tall.
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
Thanks, Guys, i will look into those. So far they just sleep under my bed or under my son`s beds and at night IN my bed, but Nona loves to be high up on the kitchen cabinets, so i think she will love it.
Gah, his nipples are offensive to my eyes
_Only fat peoples music for me thanks_
Twatty, "baby bottle nipples" UGH. After seeing the fold where his belly button goes, I couldn't look up. In fact, Sweetass could have posted Ahnold's photo up there and I'd probably not have noticed! Lollol ;p
#disgust
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Why is the Hulk wearing a wet suit? Oh wait that's his skin? Nevermind.
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JoJo is right, the drfostersmith.com site has great cat towers; they're beautiful!
BaconSlut -- your cat is named Hot Lips? OMG, is that the cutest name or what? I think I'm in love! Meow!
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"I'm from Chicago, bitch!"
I saw that guy in a club in Tampa. He is butt-ugly and shorter/smaller than you would think.
Why would that woman have the sex with him if he wasn't a paying customer?
I have a feeling that Bubba the Love Spooge was pimping her out to all of his acquaintances during their marriage.
The USA shakes itself out every now and then and all the debris ends up in Tampa.
Those nips are dying for someone to chew them off and spit them in his face.
I like my men like I like my syrup---thick and rich!
@UBF
Wish I could help with the cat towers! I bought Hot Lips a GORGEOUS Martha Stewart cat bed (don't start), and he took one look at it, shook a front paw, and never used it. His favorite spots-my bed, the bathroom sink, atop my desk and the couch-are all free, so I haven't invested further. ;)
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Hulk's "breathtaking secks moves that have Don Juan sitting at a bar in purgatory crying into his Mojito".
Hilarious. That comment positively torments me with a sick curiosity. Damn you Sweetas! Damn you! How will I ever resist torturing my eyes now?
UBF, any of the cat trees sold by drsfostersmith.com are awesome. I have several. They are quality made, last forever and come in all kinds of styles. I'd recommend upgrading to the 'mega' style if you are deciding between styles...just because they are made sturdier. My cats aren't large, but the mega size works great for them. I especially like the fact that they have good sturdy bases. A lot of the trees that you can find on eBay are tippy because the bases are too small for the hight of the cat tree.
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I am so skeeved out by this...
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
SFRB, i have been looking on Craigslist FOREVER now, and there is just nothing coming up. Saw a ratty ass looking one at a yardsale, but i m sure , all my two girls would have done is piss on it.
UBF - I just check out curb alerts on craigslist :)