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Ian Thorpe (30)
Kele Okereke (31)
Ashanti (32)
Billy Bush (41)
Sacha Baron Cohen (41)
Serena Altschul (42)
Paul Potts (42)
Nancy Kerrigan (43)
Tisha Campbell-Martin (44)
Kate Walsh (45)
Kelly Preston (50)
Jerry Rice (50)
Joey Belladonna (52)
Marie Osmond (53)
Chris Carter (55)
Beverly Johnson (60)
Sammy Hagar (65)
Paul Simon (71)
Melinda Dillon (73)
Nana Mouskouri (78)
Margaret Thatcher (87)

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Submitted by BaconSlut on Sun, 10/14/2012 - 12:08pm.

@MK

Oooooooh the porntastic dreams that photo inspired last night! *bangs head on keyboard* JEAH!

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Submitted by miamibartendress on Sun, 10/14/2012 - 2:37am.

Happy Birthday, Paul Simon...concert in the park is one if my all time favorites. If you don't have it...get it!!

Submitted by Saphris on Sun, 10/14/2012 - 12:25am.

where there is discord, let us bring harmony! HB, maggie thatcher!!
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Submitted by Anita Bidet on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 10:44pm.

A spectacular birthday to you, Anita Bidet!

aw thanks. it wasn't much

Submitted by bambam on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 6:51pm.

@ Hekki and PHM I totally agree. Slip Sliding Away makes me misty eyed. If I'm in the mood for some good ole music, Graceland is one of my go to cds.

@ Humans, I remember that! Damn we old!

@ Cowjam, yes I remember that too and it pissed me off. I thought the olympics were about celebrating the best athlete above all and not being nationalistic all the time. They acted similarly this year with the women gymnasts.

@ dementa, yeah Ashanti is still in the business, matter of fact there was a blind item about her. She was the one where some record producer and former B list singer could be heard loudly fucking at some music function. She'll be coming out with something soon.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 6:40pm.

HB to all the birthday sluts today.

That pic of Ian's kinda hot in that tar outfit! hahaha

Happy birthday to Anita Bidet! Have a great one! ;p

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Submitted by Chris Knight on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 5:45pm.

Pebbelz Da Model, what an abomination.... poor idiot, hard not to know when to stop....

Submitted by lislop on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 5:10pm.

I always thought Thorpe was gay. Hot guy!

Submitted by BaconSlut on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 4:33pm.

A spectacular birthday to you, Anita Bidet!

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Submitted by Mani6 on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 4:24pm.

Submitted by Anita Bidet on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 4:44pm.

Happy B day to you! To be born on the same day with a genius like Paul Simon must make you feel special!

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Submitted by Anita Bidet on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 3:14pm.

I'm proud to share a birthday with paul simon, joey belladonna and sammy hagar. sacha baron cohen not so much

Submitted by Smart E. Pants on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 3:12pm.

Happy birthday to Sacha and Paul - two of my big favorites!

Submitted by Raul Duke on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 1:33pm.

"Whether I'm twelve or whether I'm sixty-four
I spend my time like there ain't gonna be no more."
Well Sammy Hagar you made to 65 so Happy Birthday dude! http://youtu.be/FRq_FcCWzdg

http://youtu.be/MDQBrm4w4Sk

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Submitted by UltraBaroque on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 12:37pm.

Happy Beardsday to KP

Submitted by Scott in NYC on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 12:15pm.

I don't know who Ian Thorpe is but he is obviously into all kinds of crazy fisting.

Submitted by AlexDSSF on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 12:12pm.

Ian Thorpe just came out (I wish out of the closet, but) with an autobiography. In it, he talks about his battle with depression and he sets the record "straight" about his sexuality: he likes the vulva. I remember when Ian was the biggest star in swimming. The Americans were like, "Oh no, we can't have that", and thus came Michael Phelps.

Submitted by dementa on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 11:52am.

I don't have a latex fetish or anything, but that's pretty hot.

Is Ashanti still in showbiz?

HB to Margaret Thatcher. I don't agree with a lot of her policies, but you know what? She had the guts to take charge anyway, AND she's a woman. If you don't think women have it a hundred times harder than men in politics, look at how Hillary Clinton was treated in the last election.

No happy birthday to Kerrigan or Cohen. Kerrigan is a whiny baby, and Cohen is as funny as a punch in the nose.

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Submitted by Whamo on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 11:45am.

Sacha Baron Cohen.....I still think Borat was genius, even if you hated it you have to admire Sacha's absolute gonzo fearless commitment to stay in character when things got crazy.

Paul Potts....Britain does have talent,great opera voice from a snuggled toothed amature

Nancy Kerrigan....why me? whaaaaaaaaa!!!!

Marie Osmond....I think she's a total wackjob.

Sammy Hagar...I had no idea Sammy was that old! He can't drive 55...without leaving his singnal on for the last 10 miles

Paul Simon....and what a songwriter eh guys! He has so many great tunes, I'm a Nikon Camera, gonna talk a photograph...

Nana Mouskouri....don't know her music but I wonder if she still wears those massive black framed glasses, if I remember she was pretty wasn't she?

Margaret Thatcher....love her or hate her she kicked ass and took names.

Happy Bday Sluts

Submitted by Chubby.Cox on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 11:31am.

Submitted by Immodest Goddess on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 12:37pm.

Chubby Cox,

I googled her.

I don't like you very much now.
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Apologies all around

Submitted by BaconSlut on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 11:22am.

The dirtiest, most passionate, well-oiled birthday fondles to the THORPEDO! *licks screen and searches for extra batteries*

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Submitted by 68Special on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 11:18am.

Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 12:06pm.

HB St. Nana Mouskouri, love that voice and those glasses forever .. the Baltimore classical station used to wake me up with her incredibly beautiful rendition of the incredibly beautiful Plasir D'amour (which Elvis later made an inferior version of)

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Correction please:

Plasir D'amour was written in 1784 and first popularized in modern music when Irene Dunne sang it in the movie with Charles Boyer in 1939, "Love Affair"

In 1961, 13 years before Nana recorded the song (1974), Elvis beautifully sang "Can't Help Falling in Love" the song in which the melody was based upon Plaisir D'amour.

Both songs are beautifully recorded. I prefer Elvis.

Submitted by Cowjam on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 11:15am.

Another crappy birthday to Nancy Kerrigan. I'll never forget that bitch whining her ass off when Oksana Baiul outskated the hell out of her. And this was right after the tearful back story about how Oksana was an orphan and homeless and was discovered hiding in the skating rink by the coach who adopted her. Oksana had every right to cry and to bask in the glory, but all we saw was this fucking bitch Kerrigan.

*deep breath* I think I need a moment...

Submitted by Immodest Goddess on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 11:07am.

Chubby Cox,

I googled her.

I don't like you very much now.

Submitted by Thamar on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 10:55am.

Ian swim baby swim! Perfect. HB Mr.Thorpe!

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 10:42am.

Nana Mouskouri and Julio Iglesia, "La Paloma" (live):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkHWaMJ6fl0

Submitted by greenfinch on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 10:41am.

love the thorpedo. hubba hubba

Submitted by humans_off_earth_now on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 10:36am.

Jesus gods, Paul Simon 71. HB to one of our genius talents. I loved his last big grammy sweep when he thanked Stevie Wonder for not making a record that year lol ..

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Submitted by Gardening Girl on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 10:27am.

Is that dude morphing into a seal?WTF.

Anyways...Happy Birthday Margaret Thatcher. I may not agree with the things you did but I respect the balls you had to do them.

"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012

Submitted by little_rascal on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 10:26am.

Very happy birthday to Paul Simon! I saw him and Art Garfunkel in a concert in Israel in 1983, unforgettable.

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All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.

Submitted by freshfacestripper on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 10:25am.

Hb Ian!! Did amazing @s the Olympic commentator

Submitted by Chubby.Cox on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 10:22am.

cmag & Immodest Goddess

LOL She is Pebbelz Da Model and I am completely entranced by her (what she claims is 100% real *side eye*) rear end. Google and Youtube her, seriously you'll be amazed.

Submitted by dfanintheD on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 10:22am.

True story: I met Billy Bush. He was seated a library cubicle, drawing a masturbating stick figure on one of its panels. I guess some things don't change...

Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 10:01am.

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Submitted by warmislandsun on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 9:49am.

Oooooo, I like that photo a lot. Thank you.

Submitted by cmag on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 9:47am.

Chubby.Cox your avi is so hypnotizing.
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Submitted by misslainey on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 9:47am.

Wow, Sammy Hagar's 65? Happy birthday to all.

Submitted by parissucksliterally on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 9:30am.

HB Paul Simon!!!

Billy Bush is such a turd. Annoying as hell.

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Submitted by Immodest Goddess on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 9:28am.

Chubby Cox, what what WHAT the HELL is going on in your pic?! LOL!!!!!!