Stupid Child Labor Laws

Since we're on the topic of things that will make you barf until you dry heave and dry heave until you pass out in a puddle of foam, it seemed natural to segue into this. It's a touching tale about true love's struggles to overcome incredible obstacles. Like child labor laws. Everybody say it with me, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw.

Per Radar Online, stupid California child labor laws drove a wedge between the most natural couple of all time, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson, while they were filming Couples Therapy and forced them to sleep apart for the first time in their marriage. I for one am outraged and will be calling the board as soon as I finish these bong hits and the rest of this beer that ironically Courtney isn't old enough to drink either.

Since Courtney was still 17 while they were filming, she had to endure long, cold nights away from Doug's aging lesbian face while all the other couples got to sleep together. She had to leave her own home and make sad sexy lizard faces to her hotel room mirror all alone while her 51 year old husband stared longingly out the window with her best boa and her lucite heels on. Life is so cruel sometimes.

I sure hope that therapy worked for them, because in a world with no more Danny Devito and Rhea Perlman love, I just couldn't go on if they fall apart too.

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Submitted by WendyNerd on Tue, 10/16/2012 - 6:37pm.

It's not just the fact that she's hyper-sexual that makes me think she was abused in some way. The fact is, I knew quite a few girls in high school who liked to show off their newly acquired attributes. Mostly, it's the environment her parents apparently created for her that makes me think she was abused. The fact that they'd sign her up for an online acting workshop taught by an old man rather than having her sign up for some theater group locally like any normal parent would. That they allowed any contact between her and Doug after even the slightest signs of romantic overtures, however "gentlemanly" they might have been. That they even allowed him to come and visit them and their daughter. The fact that they allowed her to post all sorts of provocative music videos even before Doug came along. That they had her home-schooled, isolating her from people her age but tried to make her famous and expose her to Hollywood at the same time. That they took her out of school for being bullied over her appearance without even maybe attempting to reign in how provocative she was being. Any normal parent I know would have made their daughter tone down the sexy stuff before resorting to home school. Not Courtney's parents, they literally removed her from school so she could keep dressing in as little clothing as possible. Everything they've done reeks of parents seeking to pimp out their child as much as possible, legally or illegally. Regardless of how Christian they claim to be. Such an attitude and environment puts any child or teen at a serious risk of being abused, whether it be by a parent, teacher... anyone. The fact that Courtney also never seems to show any interest, or at least is never seen with anyone around her own age---- even most home-schooled kids I knew growing up would be involved in something like a sport or some sort of activity where they mixed with people their own age. Courtney, as a teenager, is constantly around people older and more mature than her who could easily take advantage of her and furthermore, she's in Hollywood, a place known for being toxic for young people, married or not. That she's in this environment, that her parents put her there without the slightest trace of concern... Either she's already been abused, or she's going to be. Even if Mommy or Daddy never touched her bathing suit area, they're pimps. And if your parents are pimps, then there's no way you're not going to experience some sort of abuse at some point.

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Submitted by chenx on Sun, 10/14/2012 - 11:03pm.

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Submitted by cookiepuss on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 3:31pm.

Reason why she is not sharing same rooms is that its all a stunt. She cheats on Doug because she isn't married to him in the biblical sense. Its a sham! This child laws is utter bullshit!!

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I don't think this is bullshit. Child labor laws, with respect to filming, are incredibly strict and well enforced. Since they shoot in the couples therapy house 24/7, like any good reality tv show would, Courtney sleeping there would violate the strict rules about the length of her day. Even sleeping on set could be interpreted as a violation. You know what? I'll bet good money there's also a tutor on set every single weekday as well, as is prescribed by law. Good times!

That is all.

Submitted by Stan Hooper on Sat, 10/13/2012 - 6:59am.

=sweetas!! Great post!

Reason why she is not sharing same rooms is that its all a stunt. She cheats on Doug because she isn't married to him in the biblical sense. Its a sham! This child laws is utter bullshit!!

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Submitted by Mani6 on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:15pm.

These two are just too weird even for me to comprehend.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 6:39pm.

Just look at all the junk that Court's lady-in-waiting/bodyguard has to carry! olol

"make sad sexy lizard faces to her hotel room mirror" - Sweetass, lmao! *hissss, tongue wag, hissss*

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Submitted by CashewTime on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 4:18pm.
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Oh, that's awesome!!! LMAO @ Stringer Bell dude!! Well done.

Submitted by KA on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 5:59pm.

this is some funny shit sweetas

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Submitted by Detective_LaToya on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 5:57pm.

I've caught some of this mess of a show. The therapist straight out told Courtney that when girls her age are so hypersexualized it usually means there's been sexual abuse. You could tell by Courtney's body language and top notch acting skills that she wasn't being truthful when she replied that there had been no abuse.

The thing I hate the most about these two fame whoring losers is that they've made me like Nik Richie. He's totally calling them out on all their shit.

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Submitted by culturacyka on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 4:14pm.

I dont know even the most fucked up 17 year old doesn't look like a truck stop hooker. She looks 45 and the fact she been *homeschooled* means this is a stunt. Unless you show me the receipts I will believe she is a not a teenager. This just sounds like a bad PR stunt.

Submitted by CashewTime on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 2:56pm.

Submitted by mefunigirl on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 4:24pm.

Aw cmon, they're just wimpy teenage girl thighs. She just isn't toned because she's naturally skinny and isn't worried about her health yet. Leave the child alonoooe!

Submitted by mefunigirl on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 2:54pm.

how does she have old lady thighs when she's only 17?? They wobble to 'n fro!

ps: Sweetas, you're doing a great job!

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Submitted by Whatever on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 2:54pm.

They both really need therapy and so do her parents.

Submitted by CashewTime on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 2:51pm.

I usually don't like her, but she looks hot here. Lots of Pam Anderson potential, except she doesn't have the down to earth ness thanks to her crackheadery. She needs some maturity and her body needs to a grow a bit more into a woman's (those limbs ain't post puberty enough for me), but she could get there.

Submitted by CashewTime on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 2:48pm.

Daniee I loooove your avie. Michael Kenneth Williams rules. Have you ever seen The Wire the Musical?

Here ya go:

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/414fa4b226/the-wire-the-musical-with-mi...

Omar's coming!

Submitted by Daniee on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 2:26pm.

I haven't watched the show, but from the body language alone, I never felt that he was that into her intimately and I doubt if they even have sex. She could use some therapy, but not couples therapy. I'm sure they will make a shitload of money when she breaks it off and "goes out of her own as an independent woman" or some shit like that.

Submitted by Britneys cheap ... on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 2:23pm.

Doug.says.she cheats on him with an old bf on
Couples Therapy lol she says.she forgets she's married.
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Submitted by dbella on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 2:15pm.

I call b.s. Even if my legal expertise is in TN, not CA, I'm pretty sure if she's married, she's automatically emancipated.

Submitted by Lisbet459 on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 2:14pm.

I won't lie. This made me laugh. And, if it's attention whoring, it's remarkably subtle - subtle for them, that is.

Submitted by Womanoftheyear on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 2:13pm.

Tila Tequila has more notoriety than this plastic blow up doll, come on now!

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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 2:53pm.
The strange thing is they're still together after all this time. Even as a fame whore jumping on a famous peen she still stays with him. I would thinks by now some younger famous dude would be willing to fuck her.

Really? I could see her maybe with some MMA fighter or possibly reaching as high as a WWE wrestler, but I can't see her getting any man who is higher on the fame ladder then that. She's like a Tila Tequila level celebrity.

Submitted by darlingjulie on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 2:00pm.

They are the grossest of the gross.

Submitted by miz cynical on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 1:57pm.

Boredasfuckyo- yeah, I'm still not buying the fact that she's only 17, either. I think the child labor thing is made up.

Submitted by El Bastardo on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 1:52pm.

Sweetas is doing a fine job!

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 1:48pm.

Sweetas, that was funnyyyyyyyyyyy!

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Submitted by Immodest Goddess on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 1:34pm.

Thanks Darknight. I've been watching their stuff for a while but the prices!!! Whoa!

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Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 1:23pm.

The strange thing is they're still together after all this time. Even as a fame whore jumping on a famous peen she still stays with him. I would thinks by now some younger famous dude would be willing to fuck her.

Submitted by skinny fat on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 1:18pm.

this show is a trainwreck and hilarious to watch. these 'couples' really can't seriously think this is real therapy. bunch of morons.

Submitted by Britneys cheap ... on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 1:15pm.

Is anyone watching couples therapy?

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Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 1:09pm.

Doug is so gross, he makes Nik look logical and less dirty in comparison. Still I don't think Doug and courtney's relationship is real.

Submitted by Immodest Goddess on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 1:51pm.

I bought a blazer from lulus once. It was good quality and super cute. Overpriced though.

Submitted by louise_brooks on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 1:05pm.

Mike- Sort of. They aren't as good as they were before, but she still sends out semi-slutty tweets.

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Found a way to cool off in this hot LA weather - strip into bra & panties, crank @Buckcherry & turn the bedroom floor into a slip-n-slide ;)

Submitted by RandéSleepover on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 1:00pm.

That doesn't sound like any real child labor law. More like hype for the show, focusing on their age difference.

Submitted by boredasfuckyo on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:59pm.

Am I the only one still not buying that this chick is 17? I mean when I was 17, I actually looked 17. Then again my family never allowed me to dress like a whore, doped up on the bad shit(theres no way this chick is "chemical free") and then let me marry a 51 year old latent homosexual washed up actor....So maybe all that takes a toll on ones appearance.
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Submitted by mike on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:57pm.

Does she (or someone doing the writing for her) still do those alliterative Tweets? Those were gold.

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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 2:05pm.

"I see prostitot is..."

Ahahahahaha. Perfect! ;-)

Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:44pm.

Louise -- it's more like he probably got his ass kicked his whole life and now that he's semi-famous he's found a way to take all that pent-up anger and has unleashed it on a vulnerable group, in this case knowing how women are sensitive about their looks.

Submitted by guest on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:43pm.

Lmao Sweetas @ Doug in her boa & lucite heels.

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Submitted by misstia on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:42pm.

why would child labor laws be in effect when they're married?? and even though i am asking that, i think their marriage is EW!

Submitted by ditquoi on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:42pm.

THAT DOUG IS A DEEP SEA-DIVING, CHOCHA-CHUGGING DELICIOUS PIECE O MAN CANDY, AIN'T HE

*barf*

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:41pm.

i think it's an older pic, on the show she doesn't have her new face yet..

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!

Submitted by SANS FARDS on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:40pm.

Because after a double dose of crackfoolery (Blohan and Octomom), we just really needed a dose of class and decorum on the D today.

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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.

"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."

Submitted by The Mad Catter on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:35pm.

Maybe the Lizard Queen (sorry Jim Morrison) can upgrade to oiling and massaging Travolta's b-hole into tawdry cock- readiness if Kelly "bumping tunas with Kirstie Alley" Preston ever decides to give up bearding.

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Submitted by swarm-of-locusts on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:35pm.

My personal opinion...Doug is a kiddie fucker and his age of interest is a bit younger than that wife of his was when he met her. Those two play act at being a couple, but I don't think they ever have been. I'd love to meet Courtney's daddy, who supposedly helps set up their photo shoots, and see how he interacts with his bad-touched daughter.

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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:35pm.

I see prostitot is rocking the meth face and black roots again. Too bad cause she looked halfway decent for a split second.

Submitted by chinlee3 on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:34pm.

Yay. When you're in CA, bitch, you're gonna play like you're 17 by the rules!!!!

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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 1:48pm.

Anyone who is that hyper critical of all women makes me think they are either completely afraid and intimidated by women (in an Ed Gein kind of way) or gay.

Submitted by SFRB on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:21pm.

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HAAHA LESBIAN FACE, BOA AND LUCITE HEELS!

Submitted by Immodest Goddess on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:21pm.

I know this is off topic (don't hit me!) has anyone ever bought anything from Lulus? They have some cute dresses (on topic, some are kinda slutty?) but I'm kind of unsure if I should buy from them.

Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:19pm.

exactly Twat Muff!

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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!