Night Crumbs

TGIF! And if you don’t look like Nicolas Cage (aka like ten shades of hell dragged through cold shit) tomorrow morning, then you didn’t make it count! – Videogum

Aaron Taylor-Johnson’s dick bush probably looks like luscious mop of curls usually found on a cherub’s head – Lainey Gossip

If you drew eyes and a mouth with sketti sauce dribbling out of it on Kate Upton’s right chichi, it would kind of look like Mama June – The Superficial 

Glamberace as a Glampire or Linda Dano as Prince? – Towleroad

Kate Hudson’s tit looks like it’s deflating and I’m blaming it all on that bedazzled horn – Hollywood Tuna 

Ke$hit looks a little like the drag queen Marilyn on Vibe Magazine. Gavin Rossdale would totally hit it and then lie about it to every magazine. – Drunken Stepfather

The picture of Tom Hanks, Halle Berry and Hugh Grant is way more interesting if you picture all of them fingering each other’s b-holes – The Berry

Jon Hamm might’ve pulled a George Clooney on his longtime piece – Celebitchy

Fuggie Fug looks like a Lindsay Lohan clone and I’m not sure which one of them should be offended by that – ICYDK

Which is more confusing: The current state of Rose McGowan’s face or her choosing to wear Spandex leggings with those shorts? – Popoholic

The new Django Unchained trailer is here – IDLYITW

Lindsay Lohan really has fucked every Tom, Dick and Harry (or has tried to anyway) – Hollywood Rag

How many umbrellas does it take to keep JLo’s ego dry? – I’m Not Obsessed

Why didn’t the Avengers movie have this in it?! – Cityrag

….Well, at least Katie Holmes’ hair looks shiny – Popsugar

Except for Anne Hathaway, everyone looks like they’re struggling to push out a caca – Just Jared