Open Post: Hosted By Paul Ryan's Greatest Photo Shoot

No, that headline isn't wrong. These aren't outtakes from The Situation's Peta campaign. This is Paul Ryan curling his way to your heart and to the White House.

Just hours before the vice presidential dance-off between Joe Biden and Paul Ryan goes down, Time Magazine gave us all this beautiful gift. Time took this Sears Portrait Studio shit when they were considering Paul Ryan for their Person of the Year. I don't know why they didn't name him Person of the Year, because he definitely deserved it for looking like the douche jock in every 80s movie who tortures the school nerd to impress his gold-hearted cheerleader girlfriend. Not only is that the same face Kermit the Frog makes when he's trying to push out a fart bubble, it's also the "It's not my fault you were born with geek genes, bro!" every jock makes after he throws you in a trash can.

I used to think that the only time a grown man should wear a backwards cap is if he's about to give a beej....and I still think that.

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Submitted by chenx on Sun, 10/14/2012 - 11:04pm.

red bottom shoes sale

Submitted by shirley_twizzletits on Sun, 10/14/2012 - 6:49pm.

This guy just screams fetish sex.

I'm betting:
S&M where he's the sub
Ball gag
Anal expanders
Peeing on his face
Shitting on his nut sack
Dog sex. Yea, I went there.

I like my men like I like my syrup---thick and rich!

Submitted by muleright on Sun, 10/14/2012 - 11:17am.

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Not necessarily Withy. The power of a really good punch comes from the legs. You bend your knees a bit, plant your foot, push off and follow thru with one motion. Pow!
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But then, some boxers are built for strong punches and some are built to go 15 rounds. Like Tyson (huge legs) who could finish in one round vs. Holyfield (skinny chicken legs) who relied more on technique. Really good punch can mean different things. Ryan is built to go about 3 rounds ;)

Submitted by bornagainChristian on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 3:59pm.

He looks like the geek and a douche at the same time. wait....is he related to The Situation??

and this is also proof he has the maturity of a twelve year old.

Submitted by dorian_graye on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:07am.

Just think people! If Mitt Romney wins the presidency and something should happen to him where he couldn't finish his term, THIS could be your next president!!! Hopefully this will make you think about who you will vote for. BTW, he looks more like Screech than the school jock. Those ears! Mon Dieu!

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 9:22am.

Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 10:43am.

what a total bunch of loozas that family is. Bankruptcy is looming..oh and Lindsay is now endorsing Romney because she's worried about unemployment in America..
Dumbass just put the final nail in her coffin.

Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 9:42am.

Yeah i heard about that. The cracken for romney, makes sense. But can you believe dina was sending all 3 kids to school that was NOT assigned to them. This family's sense of entitlement is incredible.

Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 9:14am.

http://m.nypost.com/p/news/local/mom_lo_on_cash_5sJCESsoQJMnGKPjKePAOK

Submitted by Darknight on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 9:13am.

Dayum!! According to the NY post dina lohan is 1.3 million in the hole.

Submitted by quickkill on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 8:13am.

Paul Ryan seems pleasant enough, but those tea party, neocon douche bags will take over the brains of Romney/Ryan, and before you know it, we will have a Blade Runner reality.

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 7:33am.

Mornin' Whammy. I usually read through the Birthday Sluts before I've finished my Starfucks... and I'm on my second .. What gives???

Submitted by Whamo on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 7:23am.

Good Morning Ophy:) It's been a long time with no new post NO?

Wake up SweeeeeeeeetAsssss!

Submitted by Ophelias evil twin on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 7:18am.

I think he's goofy looking.

Submitted by liverwurst on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 6:34am.

mmmm those eyes.

Submitted by bambam on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 2:14am.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 3:15am.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 2:55am.
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Except for boxers, don't they always have skinny legs and strong upper bodies? On purpose.

Much prefer the tall, long and lean types! ;)
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*stands up and stretches my tall, long and (cough cough) lean type body*

Not necessarily Withy. The power of a really good punch comes from the legs. You bend your knees a bit, plant your foot, push off and follow thru with one motion. Pow!

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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 2:12am.

Bambam, *droools* How YOU doin'? LOL

This is weekend food, YU-UM :D

Ok, G'night!

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Submitted by bambam on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 2:04am.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 2:18am.
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Hey night owl, this is why I like real newspapers intead of online versions. I miss things like this recipe for the rib tips I told you about. I doubt if I'll make 'em so I figure if you do it's the next best thing.

Chicago Rib Tips
Summary:

Barbecue is often referred to as a primal experience. And there's nothing more primal than pork rib tips: short, meaty sections of rib that are attached to the spare ribs and usually cut off when the ribs are trimmed St. Louis style. They can be chewy, and there is a lot of cartilage to navigate around. But when done right, these little meat nuggets are great. They are meltingly tender, and all that gnawing is as gloriously primitive as eating gets.

Ask a butcher to cut off the rib tips for you; or buy 2 full spare ribs racks and use a cleaver to remove the tips.

MAKE AHEAD: The rib tips need to rest in their spice rub for at least 1 hour and up to overnight. The hardwood chips need to be soaked in water for 1 hour before grilling.

6 servings

Ingredients:
1/4 cup packed light brown sugar
2 tablespoons salt
1 tablespoon chili powder
2 teaspoons finely ground black pepper
1 teaspoon cayenne pepper
1 teaspoon Old Bay seasoning
1 teaspoon rubbed sage
1 teaspoon onion powder
4 pounds (2 racks) pork rib tips (see headnote)
Directions:

Combine the brown sugar, salt, chili powder, black pepper, cayenne pepper, Old Bay, sage and onion powder in a medium bowl. Stir well, making sure there are no clumps.

Rub the spice mixture onto the rib tips. Set the rib tips aside for at least an hour at room temperature; or wrap them in foil and refrigerate overnight.

When ready to grill, soak 1 cup of hardwood chips, such as pecan or apple, in water for 1 hour.

Prepare the grill for indirect heat: If using a gas grill, preheat to 250 degrees; for a two-burner grill, use one burner and leave the other unlit; for three or more burners, leave the center burners unlit. If using a charcoal grill, light the charcoal or wood briquettes; when the briquettes are ready, distribute them on one-half of the grill.

When the fire is ready, drain the wood chips and add them to the coals. If using a gas grill, use a smoker box or make an aluminum foil pouch and set the chips inside it; puncture the pouch on top with a few fork holes to release smoke. Place the pouch or smoker box on the flavorizer bars.

Place the rib tips directly over the heat source for about 3 minutes, then turn them over and grill for 3 minutes. Use tongs to move them to the cool side of the grate.

Close the grill lid. Smoke the rib tips at 225 to 250 degrees for 4 to 5 hours, until the meat tears easily. If you like, add sauce during the last 30 minutes of cooking.

Chop the rib tips into individual pieces. Serve with Chicago-Style Rib Tip BBQ Sauce (see related recipe.)

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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 1:45am.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 2:55am.
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Except for boxers, don't they always have skinny legs and strong upper bodies? On purpose.

Much prefer the tall, long and lean types! ;)

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Submitted by Callie on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 1:37am.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 2:55am.
Submitted by Callie on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 2:45am.
Submitted by bambam on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 1:33am.

yeah there is one guy who has a great upper body at my gym, but if you looked down to his legs, its like two chopsticks. no tone, no muscle whatsoever, just two twigs.

not that my legs are built like tree trunks, but i can make my knee cap smile when i flex, which kinda creeps people out.

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That's good :) Guys definitely look good with well-defined glutes, quads, hams and calves. I don't get why many ignore their lower body. Of course, a lot of women ignore their upper body so it balances out ;P

Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 1:25am.

Submitted by Callie on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 2:45am.
Submitted by bambam on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 1:33am.

yeah there is one guy who has a great upper body at my gym, but if you looked down to his legs, its like two chopsticks. no tone, no muscle whatsoever, just two twigs.

not that my legs are built like tree trunks, but i can make my knee cap smile when i flex, which kinda creeps people out.

Submitted by Callie on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 1:23am.

Hi Evil Shoe,

I don't know if you will read this but I had some suggestions for your life situation. You said that you haven't taken out any school loans but maybe you should or at the very least apply for grants. I would think that being a single mother, disabled and a good student would help you qualify for scholarships and certainly Pell grants. There is also work study, potentially in your field of choice. If you take out a student loan you could perhaps do an unpaid internship that could lead to a permanent job. There is also temp work and restaurant work where you can make good tips. Finally, are you eligible to be on disability for a while?

Good luck and take care :)

Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 1:21am.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 1:34am

i meant robocop lol but the stupid spell checker thing automatically changed it. bitch ho spell checker.

Submitted by Callie on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 1:15am.

Submitted by bambam on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 1:33am.

Ohhh I know right? I wanna laugh every time I see guys with huge arms, puffed out chests with small waists and pencil thin legs. I'm like what's the point? All someone has to do is sweep your feet from under you, you're so top heavy you'll fall like a blowed up water tower. lols

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I've heard these kind of guys called "Cobras" and it fits, too.

Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:48am.

Submitted by Bigbendy on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 7:58pm.

And sucky needs to post more often too. He probably would if Jack let him get out from under his desk
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:28am.

Bambam, I thought you never said "surprise me!" to a bartender or you'd get something expensive. ;) Would a mojito have been any better? Lol, plus at HOOters you can get chicken wings!

*salutes drop-kick champion Bambam knocking those hulks down on their asses!* :D

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Submitted by bambam on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:13am.

Yes Withy, ten bucks a pop. Serves my ass right for asking the bartender to surprise me, the only surprise was the cost. At least I was at Hooters so I got a boob show.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:04am.

Bambam, $10 bucks a pop? Did it come with a dance or something? lol No wonder you had only 2!

@Loopy, "midget robot cop", sorry just picturing this! HAHAHA

I'm happy to lift 5 lbs. Don't want Ahnoldina arms! ;)

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Submitted by bambam on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:03am.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 1:27am.

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 11:57pm.

Submitted by bambam on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 1:23am.
yeah my partner is the same, tall lanky squarish, he lifts about 50lbs, does about 50 reps.
its all about proportion, no point having gorilla arms and compact torso, and chicken legs, AKA Ryan Gosling.
longer lean muscles are better anyway. im not tall and i'm average height, but because i was a swimmer way before i did weights, when i put on muscle, they aren't compact like bodybuilders, so i dont look like a midget robot cop.

Submitted by bambam on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 11:56pm.

Withy I had one drink and chased it with a beer. I was feeling goooooood, able to function and buzzing along. It was just right. But it was ten bucks a drink, egads.

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Submitted by bambam on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 11:53pm.

Loops, when I lifted I couldn't do 40 or 50lbs. for long. I have long limbs and a squarish frame. I got big which was good for football but it would've made me disproportionate size wise. Plus it was bad on my joints and I started looking like those guys who stand with their arms far from their sides. Those guys can't move let alone can't find decent clothes to fit. I learned to decrease the weights, do more reps and supplement with/or do pushups instead. Much better for my physique.

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 11:49pm.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 1:12am.
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Love it Loopy, we keep meeting on the way to or from working out! hahha that's a bold statement about the weights! Lolol

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 11:42pm.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 1:06am.

Loopy, thought you were out doing weights?! The hulk can lift them though, so you lift more? or is that you pick up more, teeheehee

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hhalllo there! lol yes im just about to go to the gym, just getting ready as well speak.

don't worry, ill lift twice as much weights today to compensate for paul ryan's chicken legs attempt at lifting 20lbs and making it look like he is lifting thomas the tank engine.

and i only weight 145lbs. and im guessing paul ryan weighs about 176-187lbs. so in reality, he should be lifting heavier weights.

anyway he does have the hairy daddy thing going for him. sorta like the hairy hot dad next door in american beauty.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 11:38pm.

Bambam, you ask and you shall receive. Here he is, somewhere!

Hey, sounds like you had a GREAT NIGHT! Man, pass some of that drank over!

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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 11:36pm.

Loopy, thought you were out doing weights?! The hulk can lift them though, so you lift more? or is that you pick up more, teeheehee

All this food talk is making hungry. hahaha

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Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 11:35pm.

Submitted by bambam on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 12:58am.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 10:18pm.

lol those weights are for little babies, i lift more than that, and i weight alot less than that guy.

what a pussy.
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I didn't pay attention at first but when I looked closer I see you're absolutely right. If he was lifting 40lbs. on the regular his muscles would be bigger than that, I know that from personal experience. The 25lbs. he's lifting in the other pic is about right for the size of his bicep.

He's faking it. F.a.k.i.n.g., faking.

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lol seriously, if ya gonna do a photoshoot, tell them "get me them 65lbs", even if you cant do 3 sets of 12 reps, JUST DO IT for the photo.

instead they take a photo of you lifting 40lbs, 20lbs and 25lbs, which makes you look like a chicken.

i can lift 25lbs with my little toe. and i can lift 20lbs just by farting.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 11:31pm.

gnight GG

Submitted by bambam on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 11:31pm.

I'm here Withy. Went out, got some dindin, had a beer and a shot of cognac and grand marnier and now I'm feeling like our mutual late night friend, loopy. Where is that hor anyway?

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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.

Submitted by bambam on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 11:28pm.

Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 10:18pm.

lol those weights are for little babies, i lift more than that, and i weight alot less than that guy.

what a pussy.
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He's faking it. F.a.k.i.n.g., faking.

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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.

Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 11:25pm.

Sal, Bambam, and anyone up, you guys holding the fort? How's it going? Almost 400 comments! Busy night, lol ;)

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Submitted by bambam on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 11:18pm.

Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 11:11pm.

Biden, get your saggy, lying, wrinkled, smirking, smug, asshole off the stage and throw in the towel. You have no dignity and are a complete idiot
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Ha, that's it? That's all you got to say? I guess you told him what's what, huh? Hahahahahaha!

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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.

Submitted by salacious on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 11:07pm.

Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 8:07pm.

Have regulars really been leaving the d? Say it ain't so. I may disappear from time to time but like herpes, I always come back. Hopefully all the MIAs will return.

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Good question! Where's Mr Mercury, Pleco, Angel, Loozer, Khensu and others. Lots of funny, interesting people we haven't seen in a while. I hope they're all in good health.

Submitted by 68Special on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 9:56pm.

Farming is my life now if you consider fields of pasture grass for all the horses. We also have mango, banana and lychee tress as a backup. But i can run pretty much any tractor and implement combination. Between GG and myself we can plant and harvest any crop. The best trick is to see men's faces when they see a woman pull up in big ass piece of agricultural equipment.

Submitted by BaconSlut on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 9:51pm.

I'm not one to delve into political debates. But I do have to say, any candidate that uses the death of another's CHILDREN and WIFE for their own personal political gain is beyond disgusting.

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