Afternoon Crumbs
Either Kathie Lee Gifford dropped a puppy on its head or that puppy tried to commit suicide to escape her “chardonnay and Frank Gifford pubes” breath – Videogum
Jennifer Aniston is finally making a product that easily washes out the cookie dough that dried on your hair after you cried yourself to sleep in a bowl of some the night before – Lainey Gossip
Can’t Ryan Murphy stop teasing and just give us a 13-part miniseries that’s nothing but a topless Matt Bomer eating a banana real slow? – Towleroad
Katie Price’s greatest achievement in life, besides making earth angel Harvey Price, is getting recognized for her contribution to fapping – Hollywood Tuna
Miranda Kerr’s rib bones stick out more than her chichis does – Drunken Stepfather
Gene Simmons is looking AWFUL – Celebitchy
“It’s Justin Bieber Sex Tape Time” is the code phrase God needs to hear in order to finally hit the red button on us – The Superficial
The third picture is the gateway to my nightmares – The Berry
Abbie Cornish’s dress looks like a swarm of butterflies smashed into it – Popoholic
How many damn 40th birthday parties does GOOPY need?! – Popsugar
The Dixie Chicks did it better on Entertainment Weekly – Just Jared
And The Dumbest Bitch in Texas award goes to…. – ICYDK
That is the cutest ball of dandruff I’ve ever seen – Cityrag
My guess is Samantha Ronson? – SOW
Why did I think this was JWoww? – I’m Not Obsessed
It’s nice to know that somewhere out there is a hot piece who can do you missionary style while solving a Rubik’s Cube – OMG Blog
“Fun” is short for fungus, right? – Hollywood Rag