Because reporters have to ask EVERYONE who should be in the 50 Shades of Barf movie, MTV UK asked love bleeder Leona Lewis who she thinks should play the dude who ties a woman up to slap her around. Either Leona Lewis is trying to throw elegant shades of sarcasm or she’s just as dumb as dust on a dildo. Because Leona answered like this:
“For Christian Grey it has to be someone really hot and super smooth. Why am I just thinking of Chris Brown… maybe Chris Brown!”
That would be more like 50 Shades of Black and Blue, and I’m pretty sure the movie ending with that Anastasia Steele girl going to the emergency room with a busted face would just bum everyone out. That’s not sexy. I swear, Leona Lewis. I swear. Even Leona’s auntie on the left CAN’T with her right now.