QOTD: Leona Lewis On Who She Thinks Should Play Christian Grey
Because reporters have to ask EVERYONE who should be in the 50 Shades of Barf movie, MTV UK asked love bleeder Leona Lewis who she thinks should play the dude who ties a woman up to slap her around. Either Leona Lewis is trying to throw elegant shades of sarcasm or she's just as dumb as dust on a dildo. Because Leona answered like this:
"For Christian Grey it has to be someone really hot and super smooth. Why am I just thinking of Chris Brown... maybe Chris Brown!"
That would be more like 50 Shades of Black and Blue, and I'm pretty sure the movie ending with that Anastasia Steele girl going to the emergency room with a busted face would just bum everyone out. That's not sexy. I swear, Leona Lewis. I swear. Even Leona's auntie on the left CAN'T with her right now.
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Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 5:50pm.
They used to call these books Twat Twizzlers.
This one doesn't sound like a very good one to me.
Not much twizzler and too much male domination.
Nothing wrong with a good strong male character. I think most women love that--it's that overpowering domination and to see so many women getting hot by it (not so much D women)
is really disappointing.
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ITA. It's like this 50 Shades/Twilight shit has effectively erased 20+ years of afterschool specials and we are now back in "he's only crazy because he loves me so much!" territory.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 3:31am.
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And their ass spanked too! ;p
The horsie's face says it all. lmao
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 3:27am.
lol any bitch who worships chris brown needs their nipples pinched and twisted.
Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 3:06am.
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No money, but with a fabulous wardrobe! So fair deal. lol
9 to 5? *meaning the boss has a sling in the office* :O LOL We'll just have to break you out of there Loopy! Floor plans, we need floor plans! *mission impossible theme*
OnT: never mind the one hit, chick said FIST BROWN! ;p
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 1:44am.
i wish i was off on a holiday, lol but me gots nooo money, so me stuck at work, working 9 to 5, like tootsie, sans the wig, makeup, and drag clothing.
leona is a one hit wonder, i dunno how she is still around really.
Loopy, well that gem you dropped about Fiona, I mean Leona made me LOL
I imagined you were off at some exotic destination having the best time! After KK visited your town, I was sure many fled! I thought you were off scouting places and chasing models (lol) in Brazil or Costa Rica... Me too, I've been hella busy, it's cutting on the fun time hahaha it's good to see everyone on here though, so don't disappear ok?!!! ;p
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yeah WR, i havent said much lately... ive just been swamped at work.
so i havent had the time to be bitchy lol
how r u doing?
Feeling lazy Loopy? I did an hour in the time you walked there and back. *Sticks out tongue* You been on vacay, or something? Didn't see ya for a bit there! ;)
Oh yeah, about your fave singer Leona, you were saying? You do not love Fist Brown, as much as she does? LOLOL
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harrooos again WR, well gym sucked. i wasnt feeling it, so i didnt do much, only 35mins. now i feel fat.
Ha. Chris Brown's probably like "Yeah bitch I'll cut you open for real! And you'll be bleeding love all over my dashboard!!"
Leona's a dim witted twat.
HI Loops!!! See you in a bit then! Heheheh :p
If you come back that is, lol
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 12:06am.
harrrrooooss there WR :) im just about to head off to the gym
Submitted by loopygorilla on Thu, 10/11/2012 - 12:00am.
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Loopy, this is the first thing I saw tonight, HAHAHA! Thanks, lol :p
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go fuck off with your bleeding love song, you dumbass.
Leona is an avid horsewoman. Her friend looks like a little Icelandic or Welsh pony.....very cute!
I can't with that 50 Shades of Shit. I saw the Acknowledgements for the first book. I vaguely remember, but I think that she dedicated it to her husband--her master of the universe.
Ah, no. I don't want to read about BDSM and imagine that she-beast author being dominated by her he-beast husband. Both are fat and fug.
And fuck Chris Brown.
Submitted by CashewTime on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 6:31pm.
It also depicts BDSM as being something that only traumatized "broken" people do, and that if somebody "heals" them with luv, they will magically stop with the BDSM.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 4:50pm.
The only smut book I ever read was "Forever" by Judy Blume. I was in 6th grade, and EVERYONE read that shit. The best part was when they nicknamed his penis 'Ralph.'. Hahaha. Learned everything I needed to know from that book. :P
LMAO me too. :D
PS that Bleeding Love song is crap and her success was manufactured. Her vocals sounds like she has permanent stink face. Just because someone pulls off the mechanics doesn't mean they have tone to carry it. Just sayin. You teach someone techniques but if you don't have it you don't.
I go to Europe pretty regularly and I've noticed they advertise things differently than they do in America. Like Jersey Shore is just "cooky" those whacky kids. It would appear American reality is so bad that they pour candy all over a lot of things. Maybe that's her impression of Chris Brown but it just shows that her taste is as bad as we've all pretty much assumed. Blah...
That book is so badly written that I felt nauseous reading one paragraph and I'm offended by this suggestion. *shudder*
Is she being facetious?
Unlike many of the reality-show entities that we are cursed with, homegirl can actually *sang*. I blame her management for not capitalizing on her post "Bleeding Love" success and getting her some better tunes. She seems to have fallen into "Jeopardy" territory ("I'll take here-today gone-today British belters for $400, Alex). At least she's sharing the category with Duffy, Estelle, Kate Nash and that blonde from the Ting Tings).
The only way I would watch that crapfest of a movie would be if it had my main man Davic James Gandy in it. He can't act his way out of a dog box but he shore do look perrty.
@Lisbet I hate how I can never push "reply" when I'm on a real computer, and when I'm on mobile my replies don't show up!
Anyway, are any of you bitches on Facebook? I'm always talking out my ass over there.
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the 50 shades of grey movie being made is one of the few reasons i hope this prophecy about the world ending this year comes to pass.
She looks like that Kendra ho.
I haven't read the book, but I don't care that the girl in the story is a sub or that it's so extreme-plenty of porn is extreme so everyone can jack off faster. It's that she's such a dumb, ditzy virgin type and he's not just sexually dominating, but a complete asshole. I loved the movie "secretary," but there was a certain depth to their relationship. from what I read, this tripe sounds shallow and idiotic and is for inexperienced people who don't realize that having vulnerability or being submissive doesn't mean being a clueless fool in the day to day.
She's gonna end up singing her stupid "keep bleeding" song if chris brown is there. Dumb hoe. And her voice sux.
Lol Jack. A literary genius.
I thnk she has a pretty excellent voice.
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I like her music, but she just has this blank look on her face all the time, the one that some girls who've been gorgeous their whole lives have because they've never had to depend on much else. But I do think this is a joke she's making considering the s and m in the book.
@ bam....we haven't even seen the POs in 7 odd years with one of the most profitable teams in the NHL. The Leafs suck and have for a long long time!
Haven't seen a Cup since 67.
They used to call these books Twat Twizzlers.
This one doesn't sound like a very good one to me.
Not much twizzler and too much male domination.
Nothing wrong with a good strong male character. I think most women love that--it's that overpowering domination and to see so many women getting hot by it (not so much D women)
is really disappointing.
can I punch her in the face, since she seems to like it so much?
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Change my life again
Fly by night, goodbye my dear
My ship isn't coming and I just can't pretend
Law & Order: SVU is doing some sort of 50 Shades of Grey knockoff tonite. Ripped from the headlines!
No Whams I totally agree with you. He doesn't know how to be a leader, he doesn't know how to set up his teammates, he hasn't developed any new maneuvers to free himself up.
He's just a fantastic winger best used as a killshot guy. Occasionally he amazes us one on one but he's not good as the center of attention.
Since he's been designated the star it's hard to get him to change, it's only gonna happen late into his career.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
At least you've had to endure the woe that is are the Leafs, we haven't even SEEN the playoffs 7 years or so. The Leafs are one of the most profitable teams in the league and we SUCK donkey balls! No Cup since 67 and we've see expansion teams down SOUTH skating around with it. .
It's tough to be a leaf fan!!!
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Submitted by bambam on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 5:01pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 4:55pm.
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I actually meant to say ONE of the most lol
The playoffs are insane, the refs tend to put the whistle away and let the boys have at it.
The Stanley Cup is by far the hardest championship to win. You have to play so many TOUGH games to get to the finals and these guys are flying and every check is for max pain!
I hate to say it and he's an excellent player but the Caps problems can be laid pretty squarely on your CPT shoulders. He's not a leader he's a suck, a fucking amazing suck but still a suck.
JMO anyway lol
Hahaha, obviously she has no clue what this 'book' is about.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 4:50pm.
The only smut book I ever read was "Forever" by Judy Blume. I was in 6th grade, and EVERYONE read that shit. The best part was when they nicknamed his penis 'Ralph.'. Hahaha. Learned everything I needed to know from that book. :P
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How bizarre! I just had a conversation with a friend, and she brought up that book being her first experience with smut. I thought Judy Blume only wrote books about puberty.
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When Leona Lewis was first getting famous I thought she was so pretty. She looks nose-jobby and plastic in that picture. What a shame.
As for the quote, I really hope it was a joke.
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Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 4:55pm.
jack -- I don't know how you guys live with those "things." I just told the bf that this morning.
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To be honest, it's kinda like being married... sometimes it's a drag being stuck together all the time but by God if you don't love her, especially when she's spewing off at the mouth.
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Submitted by fleur_de_lis on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 4:11pm.
Christian Grey is a sadistic asshole, so her answer is spot on. And yes, I think she was kidding.
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^^^this, bahaha, I'm kinda liking this girl!!
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Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 4:55pm.
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Followed by hockey, for real. I love watching playoff hockey and partial to Canadian style. You guys pass the puck better. If only our Caps weren't gagging choke monkeys with tiny balls I'd love it even more.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Submitted by Twat Muffin on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 4:55pm.
jack -- I don't know how you guys live with those "things." I just told the bf that this morning.
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Are you kidding, I don't know how women can bleed for three days and not die! lol:P
what a fucking dumb bitch....
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 4:38pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 4:29pm.
They will always be the crappy Montreal Expos,
A rose by any other name....
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Bite your tongue, Canuck....still 2 more games to go!
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I'd kinda like to see them do it to be honest simply for that Canadian connection.
The Blue Jays won 2 World series back to back in 92 and 93 and have never seen the playoff since.
Baseball is the most exciting game in the playoffs, when you're hanging on ever single pitch there is nothing better.