White Oprah recently told the NYDN that she never EVER parties with her daughter, which is why she partied with her daughter in NYC early this morning. TMZ says that Lindsay Lohan and White Oprah left the Electric Room at the Dream Hotel at around 4 and were driving back to Long Island when they started yelling at each other in the car. When they got to White Oprah’s Long Island crack den, they started doing what most cracked out, drunken daughters do with their cracked out, drunken mother: they brawled! To quote the poet Aviva Drescher from The Real Housewives of NYC: “You’re both white trash, quite frankly!”
Who ever called 911 (SPOILER ALERT: their family dealer) told the operator that LiLo had a cut on her leg and White Oprah broke one of her bracelets during their fight. The caller also told the operator that White Oprah and the driver kept LiLo in the car against her own will. The cops thanked both LiLo and White Oprah for keeping them in business and then took a domestic incident report, but didn’t arrest anybody.
These low-rent, gutter slime hags really think they’re Christina and Joan Crawford:
Try again, whores! LiLo and White Oprah could never bring it like Christina and Joan.
But seriously, this is just sad. It’s a tragic day when a ho turns on her pimp over the last bump in an 8-ball. Especially since if it wasn’t for the pimp teaching the ho how to give a sloppy beej in a club bathroom for an 8-ball, they wouldn’t have that 8-ball in the first place! It hurts me thinking about how White Oprah broke a glass bong on the wall to cut a bitch up. That was a Lohan family heirloom. Oh, White Oprah, if you want to win the Pimp of the Year Award at the Players Ball this year, get your ho in check!
UPDATE: Some source tells Radar that White Oprah and LiLo got into a tussle over money. LiLo gave White Oprah $40,000 after partying in the club and during their road home she decided she wanted it back. Well, well, well… I see that the ho is getting bold and didn’t want to give her pimp a cut of the pussy peddling money she made.