Oh, They're Just Doing A Little Mother-Daughter Bonding (UPDATE)
White Oprah recently told the NYDN that she never EVER parties with her daughter, which is why she partied with her daughter in NYC early this morning. TMZ says that Lindsay Lohan and White Oprah left the Electric Room at the Dream Hotel at around 4 and were driving back to Long Island when they started yelling at each other in the car. When they got to White Oprah's Long Island crack den, they started doing what most cracked out, drunken daughters do with their cracked out, drunken mother: they brawled! To quote the poet Aviva Drescher from The Real Housewives of NYC: "You're both white trash, quite frankly!"
Who ever called 911 (SPOILER ALERT: their family dealer) told the operator that LiLo had a cut on her leg and White Oprah broke one of her bracelets during their fight. The caller also told the operator that White Oprah and the driver kept LiLo in the car against her own will. The cops thanked both LiLo and White Oprah for keeping them in business and then took a domestic incident report, but didn't arrest anybody.
These low-rent, gutter slime hags really think they're Christina and Joan Crawford:
Try again, whores! LiLo and White Oprah could never bring it like Christina and Joan.
But seriously, this is just sad. It's a tragic day when a ho turns on her pimp over the last bump in an 8-ball. Especially since if it wasn't for the pimp teaching the ho how to give a sloppy beej in a club bathroom for an 8-ball, they wouldn't have that 8-ball in the first place! It hurts me thinking about how White Oprah broke a glass bong on the wall to cut a bitch up. That was a Lohan family heirloom. Oh, White Oprah, if you want to win the Pimp of the Year Award at the Players Ball this year, get your ho in check!
UPDATE: Some source tells Radar that White Oprah and LiLo got into a tussle over money. LiLo gave White Oprah $40,000 after partying in the club and during their road home she decided she wanted it back. Well, well, well... I see that the ho is getting bold and didn't want to give her pimp a cut of the pussy peddling money she made.
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Ooohhh blohan,so savy!..i thought she hated her father and it was a well known fact? Why would she call him,of all people and call it,nice and clear,cocaine? I think she wanted to make sure this was documented and decided to instigate drama with her mother and take back the money so a fight could start and leverage the sympathy.
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Lindsay may be pissing me off with all this pretendin' to be Elizabeth Taylor bullshizz but I do really feel bad for her.
People only want to use her, all the time. She should've told her parents, the media, Lifetime, and everybody to eat shit but she's like a little monkey with a grind organ, she keeps indulging everyone.
Just cut em off!
MY absolute favorite part of that Mommie Dearest clip is when she roars and shoves away that frumpy lil' maid! HAHAHA!
The relationship that Carrie had with her mother was more stable...and that involved telekinesis, tampons and turning knives.
Seriously, why can't these two crazy beeyotches just fuck off already?
How do we know that whorehan hasn't made as much money this past year as TMZ claims? Well, the $40,000 white oprah wanted to borrow was to save the family home from foreclosure; bitch apparently hasn't made payments in years because dumbass whorehan hadn't made any. As whorehan's manager, white oprah is entitled to 10% of her monies gross, which means, if you do the math based on TMZ's assertions of $2 Mill gross this last year, white oprah should have been paid $200,000. But, she needed money to get the family home out of foreclosure, so whorehan made a LOT less than what TMZ is saying.
Whorehan gave it to white oprah, but then demanded it back; white oprah had been drinking all night & was drunk off her ass, and the next thing you know hilarity ensued. Never a dull moment with these fuckups...
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
that's quite a chunk of money lilo carries around.
I hope she cuts her mother off for good. The more she hates her, the more likely she could recover. You never know; RDJ was on drugs for decades and is bipolar and saved himself.
I'm thoroughly convinced Dina happily joins in on LILO's out calls when a trick requests a threesome...
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Who's the most disgusting parent? Cracked out Mum needing $40K to pay the rent, or Dad for taping the phone call and selling it to the tabloids?
the only place she's not banned from must be the Dream Hotel, where her "john" owns the place
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
I figured it was probably something over drugs or money or booze.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 3:18pm.
Awwww, TMZ has pics of Dina and Blohan hugging as Lindsay leaves mama's crack den this afternoon. And who the FUCK wears sunglass inside their house?
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Someone who has their pupils constantly dilated from all the coke they've been snorting, methinks....
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Awwww, TMZ has pics of Dina and Blohan hugging as Lindsay leaves mama's crack den this afternoon. And who the FUCK wears sunglass inside their house?
Because I am NOT one of your faaaaaans!
Oh, Michael. This is one of your finest moments. Love it!
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OOOH!!! *rubs hands together*
Daddy Lohan gave TMZ the audio of Blohans call to him. I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!!!! Apparently she screams to daddy that Dina is jacked on coke.
It's what? 2 in NY right now? Where's the twatter post denying this shit?
Christ... does white oprah think that nobody knows what she & her slut daughter do? They scream for the camera & get their pics taken when they're obviously out partying, then she says she "never" parties with her daughter? Just how brain damaged is this woman?
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"Dammit, Pam, I've seen that, and now I can't unsee it. There's not enough liquor or therapy in the world to help me forget that..." - Archer
Cody Lohan is 16. I'm suprised we haven't heard from him yet. Given his pedigree he should be carrying a 4-year-old addiction.
I am so ready for this duo's murder/suicide!
This is the time I am greatful for the life I have.
And thank cheesus the fact that facebook wasn't around when I was 13.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 1:33pm.
Best thing about this post is that video and I can't watch it on my phone ugh. Mommy Dearest is the shit. I really need to let my son watch that shit.
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It's the part where shit really goes down.
"Because I am not one of your FAAAAANS!"
God I love that movie so damn much.
She is really circling the drain.... Someone flush!
"This world is a whore."
Best thing about this post is that video and I can't watch it on my phone ugh. Mommy Dearest is the shit. I really need to let my son watch that shit.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 1:00pm.
Oh, yes. Blohan owes the IRS nearly 100,000.00
http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/10/lindsay-lohan-tax-lien-irs-debt/
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And she has the fireballs to do twitter photoshoots of all her stupid, expensive crap while flying in a private jet?
Ohhhhhhh helllllll noooooooooo.
I understand that sometimes people hit rock bottom, financially, and if something happened I would help my mom out but to be asking for money from your drugged-out mid-twenties daughter...that's a new low.
Oh, yes. Blohan owes the IRS nearly 100,000.00
http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/10/lindsay-lohan-tax-lien-irs-debt/
Oh come on, Dina sold Ali to the Korean prostitution ring.
Submitted by Lisbet459 on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 12:39pm.
I kept wondering where I'd seen him before, and I've finally remembered. I saw him on one of those trashy talking head shows - this was years ago - where idiots talk about the sessiest people of the moment. He was one of the people profiled and interviewed. He *modelled*, folks, until his father forced him to stop because "he said I looked like a woman". He was actually good looking at one point.
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I'd never heard if him before, but I looked up pictures of him when he was not so overweight and even then, he resembled a rat. Better, but not by much. I'm not sure how his father thought he looked like a woman.
He probably paid someone to say he was sexy.
@Twatty: Some people are not for sale.
Submitted by oceanlover998 on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 12:50pm.
...I used to kind of envy the kids whose mothers would just ignore them...
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hahahahaha NO SHIT!
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Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 12:50pm.
Doesn't Blohan owe the IRS a shitton of fucking money for unpaid taxes?
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I hope so. It would be delicious if Lindsay had to be taken down by the taxman just like Al Capone. The Unsnortables?
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Doesn't Blohan owe the IRS a shitton of fucking money for unpaid taxes?
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 12:33pm.
I remember watching that Mommy Dearest shit when I was little and every time that bitch Joan would beat her daughter or whatever, my mom would look over at me with this fucked up grin.... uhg. I don't think I did anything to get in trouble for YEARS! Mom and dad both had a fucked up sense of humor.
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...bahahaha...I can relate...
...my mom was a nurse with this really morbid sense of humour...she would regale us kids and our friends with weird and wacky true-life horror stories ripped right from her personal experiences in the ER...
...oh and pimples held a special morbid fascination with her...
...I developed acne early and I remember one time I had this huge pusser on my forehead when I was about 10 and she kept giving me the side eye over supper and tv...
...long story short I woke up in the middle of the night to find her lancing and squeezing the life out of that zit into a tissue...as soon as she finished, she ran out of the room laughing hysterically...
...I used to kind of envy the kids whose mothers would just ignore them...
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Submitted by Deb on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 12:36pm.
Isn't Ali in South Korea? I hope that the poor thing is actually modeling, and not working in some brothel that Dina set her up in.
I keep meaning to page through the Korean fashion mags when I go to the market. She'd generally look heinous compared to the average Korean model, so I bet it's closer to hooking. But sometimes a name and notoriety can get you overseas gigs--see Paris Hilton.
Let's watch and find out who murders who.
Does the IRS read Radar? Lilo has got fuck all in earned income but she could afford to hand her mom 40K? LMAO!
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Of course they were fighting over money. Certainly not about ethical choices...
I can barely wait until Lindsay wakes up and gets on twitter to set the story straight. Hahahaha!
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Submitted by lislop on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 12:16pm.
Ladies AND gentlemen, can you imagine THIS on top of you?
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I kept wondering where I'd seen him before, and I've finally remembered. I saw him on one of those trashy talking head shows - this was years ago - where idiots talk about the sessiest people of the moment. He was one of the people profiled and interviewed. He *modelled*, folks, until his father forced him to stop because "he said I looked like a woman". He was actually good looking at one point.
No real purpose to this, other than DAH-yum, looks can go downhill fast. I hear he has problems with money, too.
Oh look. Two raddled, bottom-of-the-barrel whores fighting over hooker earnings.
Yeah, but WO doesn't EVER party with Blo, right?
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Seriously, I can't wait to see what Steve Fucking Honig will be "outraged" about this time.
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I hope somebody is documenting all of these shenanigans. Lilo's unauthorized autobiography should be epic.
I can imagine our kids still reading it 20 years from now and talking about Lohan. They will be discussing her on DListed, which will be run by MK's son, Anderson Cooper, Junior.
Submitted by oceanlover998 on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 12:21pm.
That was a riot! Thanks for posting it!
Isn't Ali in South Korea? I hope that the poor thing is actually modeling, and not working in some brothel that Dina set her up in.
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
What a fucking MESS. Makes my current family situation look like Leave it to Beaver. JFC.
she's just walking around with $40K randomly in her pocket and SHE'S the klepto?? otay O.o
I remember watching that Mommy Dearest shit when I was little and every time that bitch Joan would beat her daughter or whatever, my mom would look over at me with this fucked up grin.... uhg. I don't think I did anything to get in trouble for YEARS! Mom and dad both had a fucked up sense of humor.
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
So she had to borrow $40,000 from her daughter? Didn't she just get paid a shitload of money for the Dr. Phil interview? Dayum.
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I bet if you asked either WO or Michael where cody and ali are they would both answer "Who?"
Seriously, someone should check on them, no telling what these two fuckballs would do.