Night Crumbs

You know it’s just a regular day on the set of a Terrence Malick movie when King Koopa’s brother ruins a hug party between Michael Fassbender and Natalie Portman. No, I don’t know what’s going on here and I still won’t know what’s going on here after I see the movie. – The Superficial 

A spoiled little princess was turned into a dress by an evil watch and Blake Lively wore that dress to some Chanel event last night – Lainey Gossip

I hate myself for thinking that Sarah Palin is giving me Goddess Bunny vibes here – Celebitchy

Stephen Colbert and Morrissey should talk about asshole lambs and delicious murder all the time – Towleroad

If any Lawrence is going to be the face of Dior, it should’ve been Joey Lawrence – The Berry 

Jessa from Girls is showing all her bumps in Vice Magazine – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

Kevin James’ face has to ruin everything – Hollywood Tuna 

I’m only here for that hot piece with Emma Stone – Popoholic

XTINA’S ASS. That is all. – IDLYITW

Pink gets all So You Think You Can Dance in her new video – ICYDK

You had it right the first time, Stevie Nicks – Just Jared

Ben Affleck should follow Matt Damon’s lead and take a pair of clippers to that polyester wave on his head – Popsugar

Happy Hump Day, here’s Jonathan Groff’s crescent moon – (NSFWish) OMG Blog

This girl should open up an advice booth – Videogum

Some Hollywood exec told Mila Kunis her career would be over if she didn’t pose for the cover of some magazine – Hollywood Rag

While LiLo and White Oprah scratch each other’s fake tan off, Miley Cyrus and Tish Cyrus are doing some real mother-daughter bonding – Moe Jackson 

That dog should join the Olympic volleyball team – Cityrag

She-Pratt looks different – I’m Not Obsessed

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