Reggie Bush Knocked Up A Girl Who Sort Of Looks Like Kim Kardashian
Somewhere in Miami, Kim Kardashian is loudly bawling while Pimp Mama Kris holds a vial under her face, because Kim's tears are made of 99% Botox and PMK isn't going to waste 'em! (Later, PMK will softly cackle while injecting her daughter's tears into her own forehead.) Kim is all feeling sorry for her stupid ass self, because her old piece Reggie Bush humped a baby into his new piece Lilit Avagyan. Reggie, who has sexed on so many Armenian girls that his dick should be the key to the City of Glendale, called into the Paul and Young Ron Morning Show today to say that he's so happy to be a father and this child is a gift (a gift to Lilit's checking account!) and BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH. What I think Reggie meant to say is that he's so happy about writing a child support check each month. That really warms his heart.
Of course, Kim is crying her plastic face off over this, because she thinks she's the one who should be having a baby with Reggie Bush even though Reggie Bush would rather stick his peen in a shark's mouth than have a kid with a Kartrashian. Some source said this to Radar about Kim having the sads over Reggie knocking up some other 'round the way ho:
"Kim is very upset that there are reports out there Reggie has gotten Lilit pregnant. Kim had pressured Reggie for a very long time to get married while they were together because she wanted to have a family with him. Reggie just thought that Kim placed too much of a priority on her fame and reality television though and he wanted none of it. Reggie was a part of the Kardashian family for over five years and deep down Kim has always held out hope that they would end up together, even though she married Kris Humphries. She feels it is a slap in the face that Reggie would consider having a baby with this woman when he wouldn't with her."
Oh, please. Kim will snap out of it as soon as Pimp Mama Kris waves her "happy place" (a hundred dollar bill wrapped around a black dildo) at her. Then Kim will want every party involved to pay. Remember how Kim sued Old Navy for using a look-alike? Well, Kim is going to sue that Lilit trick for copyright infringement for having the same face as her. Kim is going to sue Reggie Bush, because I'm sure there's legal papers somewhere stating that she owns half of his sperm. Then when that baby is born, Kim's going to sue it for having a face that sort of looks like hers. Heffa is going to sue everybody!
And here's that heffa in Miami with Kanye West. I'm starting to think that Kanye is only with Kim to make her look like a bigger fool than she already is, because he totally picked out those stupid ass sunglasses.
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I wanna punch those glasses off of her face.
LOL! She honestly thought Reggie was carrying a torch for her still? It is about time this skank got a taste of real reality. Not that fake show or shows she does.
Agree wif dat Dr. Funk.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
*dons protective gear*
*steps to mic*
*clears throat*
"THE LAW SHOULD READ THAT WOMEN WHO CHOOSE TO HAVE BABIES OUT OF WEDLOCK SHALL NOT BE ENTITLED TO FINANCIAL SUPPORT FROM SOURCES PUBLIC OR PRIVATE."
*no fucks given*
*drops mic*
God, that Reggie picture *swoon.*
Haha Dame Chupacabra,
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Dainee,
Well I would never get Charlize or Kate moss, so there ya go ;)
Submitted by vegaschick on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 1:21pm.
I kind of doubt this baby was planned or Reggie had any consideration in the matter. Homegirl was probably poking holes in the condoms from day one.
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Right. So you think she took the condoms from his pocket and just before he put it on, she poked holes in it? A much more common explanation is he just didn't use a condom. Condoms are 99%+ effective. They work, IF they are used. Yes, she could have been on birth control pills, but if a guy wants full control and wants to take responsibility, then condoms are the way to go. No excuses.
too bad the sunglasses aren't bigger so they can cover her entire face.
"Life in plastic - it's fantastic!"
So Kanye really IS her umbrella holder - I knew it!
A bitch gets crazy when she has nothing to lose.
I just picture her posing in front of a mirror for hours so the paps can get the perfect shot...
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I kind of doubt this baby was planned or Reggie had any consideration in the matter. Homegirl was probably poking holes in the condoms from day one.
As much as I loathe Kim, I do feel bad for her in a sense. I think she truly loved Reggie, he was just younger than her and not ready to settle down. I would be hurt too if the the man I loved knocked up some girl who looked like a low-rent imitation of me. As trashy as Kim is she never played the pregnancy trap card, so I'll give her props for that.
I really loathe Kanye's face. Ugh.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 10:25am.
Did y'all hear that Swifty cheated on Connor with Patrick Swartzenager at a family party and is now hated by the whole family?
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LOL! I need to contact my sources. But the whole family has hated her all along. Don't be fooled!
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If you squinted your eyes Kanye kinda sorta looks like Reggie...if Reggie had been hit by lightening and had a stroke.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
"Kim had pressured Reggie for a very long time to get married while they were together because she wanted to have a family with him."
well if that's not a surefire way to make a man RUN SCREAMING I don't know what is...
I'm happy for Reggie. that he got the fuggaway from that shit show.
"the only thing his face should host is a fist" MK
And just when we thought it couldn't get any worse:
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Apparently, there's still room for more talkers on daytime TV -- not to mention more Kardashian energy on the boob tube. Industry buzz has "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" matriarch Kris Jenner considering a trial run of her own talk show with Twentieth Century Fox television."
Simple math.
Reggie = HOT!
Kanye = NOT!
Did y'all hear that Swifty cheated on Connor with Patrick Swartzenager at a family party and is now hated by the whole family?
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
I think Reggie is one of the hottest men around...he is just super yummy! Kanye is completely and totally gross. Kim and Kanye's personalities are perfect together.
I'm sorry but Kanye and Kim are the most ridiculous couple ever.
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I don't kare about Kim Kartrashian, but Reggie Bush is a hot bitch and I would do terrible things to him!
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
and.... "Ummmmm, Reggie." (said in Homer Simpson's voice when he's saying, "umm, donuts."
I don't think that Reggie's TO-DIE-FOR Hot... my taste I guess.. but i'm African almost every man here looks like that ... *shrugs shoulders*
BUT Kanye West is bad looking in my 'every continent' books...
and I don't understand Kim K what's her life in it's entirety worth? and not the paper in the bank...
*pity*
Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!
I like thumbnail 10 where he is holding the umbrella completely over himself while she is exposed to the elements. What a gentleman.
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 1:47am.
I just saw a pic of Kim as a little girl. She was stunningly beautiful. How the hell did she grow up to be so vapid and insecure? People must have judged her by her looks her entire life, she developed BDD.....yeesh.
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I have no doubt that her insecurities are at the fault of her disgusting mother. That mother is queen of insecure. They've shown multiple episodes where she has cried because her body wasn't fit for the beach or she didn't like the way her face looked. Ummmmm you look damn good for being 45+ or however old she is so shut up, stop acting like a fucking fat teenager and be a positive influence on your daughters. She shamelessly throws tantrums about her looks in front of her two younger daughter's too. Yea - they'll be normal....
I'm honestly really getting sick of looking at this dirty skank! And she's getting grosser and grosser now that she's with Kanye. I hope she gets pregnant by him and gains 80 lbs and I also hope that the baby looks exactly like him too. Yes, that would make me happy. But, thinking about having sex with Kanye makes me gag, he is not attractive. Reggie bush on the other hand...
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Yeah, somehow I doubt that Reggie intended to get this woman pregnant, if he's come this far without letting it happen. It only takes one slip-up and...BAM!! Reggie Bush, you ARE the father.
LOL.
ETA: which is why Kim shouldn't be all butthurt about it.
Submitted by CashewTime on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 2:06am.
Submitted by Daniee on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 11:39pm.
I don't have a butt as big or even a similar face, but because I have tan skin I get the KK comparison when I wear makeup and heels. I also get Salma Hayek, Jlo and America Farrera. We all look the same, obviously.
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Oh, that must be bloody annoying!!! Grr. None of these women even resemble the other's features.
Although, I wouldn't mind at all being compared (looks-wise) to JLo. ; ) That would never happen to my lanky, pasty ass!
"Reggie, who has sexed on so many Armenian girls that his dick should be the key to the City of Glendale" Spoken like a true Californian Chola!! i <3 Michael K...
Why is KK walkin' around with a herp outbreak on her leg?
i absolutely despise women that place all of their self-worth on what their body looks like. yeah we get it chick in white, you have a big ass. that's great for you. im pretty sure you're not worth much more than that. same with kim. sad, sad excuses for women.
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Submitted by dementa on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 2:17am.
Submitted by CodeRed on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 1:44am.
AND due to the baby, he'll be tied to that woman FOREVER. Even when they break up, he will still be tied to her because they are both parents of a child. Not so with KK!
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yes, that pretty seals it for them.
this post is filled with nothing but losers.
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"It's called a party bus! Not a punch-a-titty bus. And put your MetroCard away, Chris Brown, no such bus exists." MK
It would be crazy if she's truly that upset. She's with Kanye and planning a third wedding. Mingling with the likes of new ''friends'' Beyonce and Jay-z, and sitting front row next to famous, talented, connected people at award shows are more up her alley and ambitions, than getting back with Reggie once the curtains on her fame and popularity are drawn.
Submitted by CodeRed on Wed, 10/10/2012 - 1:44am.
AND due to the baby, he'll be tied to that woman FOREVER. Even when they break up, he will still be tied to her because they are both parents of a child. Not so with KK!
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very true Mani, and each one is uglier than the previous....well, that is not true. The middle one Scout is definitely the ugliest.
I just saw a pic of Kim as a little girl. She was stunningly beautiful. How the hell did she grow up to be so vapid and insecure? People must have judged her by her looks her entire life, she developed BDD.....yeesh.
I'd feel bad for her if she weren't such a fucking asshole.
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maybe the newbie is trying to copy off her looks. Why beats me but probably so. A hair cut or dye job or anything distinguishable could easily be done. Well, she got the baby. Hook, line and sinker. He's moving on to a new chapter that has nothing to with you kim anymore.
hopefully.
PSL...you never know how kids are going to turn out looking. Who would have thought that Demi Moores' kids would have been so fug.
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Mani,, if they do have a kid, I hope the kid looks just like Kanye. I will laugh. Kim was a beautiful little girl, and a gorgeous woman before she started messing with her face.
It will be like J Lo's kids looking like Marc, and Jessica Alba's daughter Honor looking exactly like Cash Warren.
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I'm sure it must be fun to compare yourself to a long time ago, should be over it by now, married and divorced since ex. And not any normal ex but one who's loaded, constantly on the news and TV and never disappears.
As for Reggie, besides what's on paper, a successful career, beyond handsome looks, a hot bod and nice down to earth attitude, I couldn't trust him as far as I could throw him.
helps curb the jealousy from that perspective. ;)
Kim is better off waiting for Kanye to knock her up. With her big butt and his giant feet that kid will be able to "roll" all the way to the bank.
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I hate myself for thinking she looks so beautiful in thumb 4.
LaChaylo....heehee krying her kohl brown eyes out.......
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HAHA at the way KK will hone in on the camera no matter where it is, thumb 4, olol. And it just has to bite her in the ass that people are riding in on her fame now!! She probably thinks it's completely unjustified and that they have no talent, Bwahahaha #sounfair ;p
*All the lookalikes look bettah*
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Submitted by Daniee on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 11:39pm.
I don't have a butt as big or even a similar face, but because I have tan skin I get the KK comparison when I wear makeup and heels. I also get Salma Hayek, Jlo and America Farrera. We all look the same, obviously.
Submitted by bambam on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 11:23pm.
What's the big deal? People usually do have a type of woman or man they're attracted to looks wise.
Big deal is that Kim might or might not be upset and that means she could possibly be suffering, and any possible suffering by the Kartrashians makes everyone happy!
How long have they been together? I didn't even know he was off the market. I don't like the physical resemblance (all guys I knew and know don't have such a specific physical standard type) and is also from the same place as that spoiled, superficial, materialistic, famewhore kunt. His feelings for her were genuine, I'm sure, but to go for a replica? Is he that superficial too? He sounds so down to Earth and sincere, seems like the whole package. Hopefully, this one's not an annoying, shallow, dumb, empty shell on the inside.
And I'm jealous, dammit! Reggie is off the market. Fuck kumtrash, I'm crying!
Submitted by parissucksliterally on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 11:02pm.
hahahahhahahahhahhahahaha
I love this story, you know Reggie is the only one Kim really loves...
now she is krying....hahahhahaha
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I echo this sentiment exactly!! The krying - bwahahahahaha!!
Yes, Reggie is HAWT!!!!
BARF hate how everyone with curves, olive skin and dark long hair is.a Kim look a like.
One Halloween my last minute costume was a bandage dress and a witch hat= slutty witch well I.got drunk lost my hat Nd everyone was asking if I was KK?
So is heffalumps thinking about having a baby with Kanye now? She's got a linen shirt tucked into a leather skirt, him with those high tops, that baby's gonna be a straight up clown. Clown!