Hulk Hogan Admits That His Best Friend’s Wife Was His Sex Tape Co-Star
That dog and I have something in common. Terrified is the look that fills that dog’s eyes when it sees an open jar of peanut butter sitting on the kitchen table. And I have that same look when I see the words “Hulk Hogan sex tape.” Every single time.
When Gawker scraped our retinas off by giving us something more horrifying than Mr. Nanny, they said that Hulk Hogan put his polenta log dick (Side note: I had polenta for dinner last night and now it’s creeping up my throat, so I only felt it was fitting to reference that mess here.) into the chocha of Heather Clem, the then wife of Florida radio host Bubba the Love Sponge. Hulk told Howard Stern (via TMZ) this morning that his sex tape co-star is Heather Clem and Bubba was okay with him boning her in a canopy bed. Hulk was married to Linda Hogan at the time, but he says she was such a mega bitch that she forced him to stick it in any trick who wanted some Hulkamania all up in her guts. Hulk is looking for who ever gave that tape to Gawker, because he had no idea he was being filmed.
Okay, so when Heather Clem (short for Clemidia) wasn’t the liquid love sucked up by Bubba’s Sponge, she was being passed around to his friends like Hulk Hogan and she did all of this willingly and for free? I don’t know whether I should worship at Heather’s exquisite heels for her dedication to being a brazen hussy whore or if I should shake my head at her for being gross. I swear, Florida is a HELLUVA drug.