Hot Slut Of The Day!
“The Nun” who got caught on surveillance camera stealing Four Loko.
Raiding the liquor cabinet in the priest’s rectumory isn’t that fun, because it’s filled with nothing but communion wine, Jesus Juice and roofie pills dyed in pastel colors to look like Smarties. So a nun has to get a quick thrill by snatching Four Loko from a convenience store.
IN THIS ECONOMY, not that many quarters are going into the donation basket, so a nun’s gotta do what a nun’s gotta do. I’m sure ole’ girl downed this Four Loko in the confession booth while telling a priest she’s sowwy for breaking the Thou Shalt Not Steal Nasty Energy Drinks vow, so she’s all good with God now.
And yes, this could be James Cromwell in nun drag for all we know, but an old ho dressing up as a nun to steal Four Loko still deserves a HSOTD badge.