David Cross & Amber Tamblyn's Wedding Brought To You By Instagram
In case sepia filters haven't completely humped your last nerve raw, here's a bunch of pictures from Amber Tamblyn and David Cross' weekend wedding that Questlove Instragram'd. I knew their wedding would look like some serious mountain hippie shit, but this is just beyond. This is the most hipster-ish episode of Little House on the Prairie I've ever seen.
Amber wore a simple yellow dress and before walking barefoot down the dirt aisle, she showed up to the ceremony in a canoe. A CANOE! As Amy Poehler, Ryan Reynolds, Blake Lively, America Ferrera, Alexis Bledel and the Traveling Pants watched, Amber and David summoned the forest creatures of Upstate New York with their love by exchanging vows. When the officiant asked for the rings, two birds carrying wedding bands made of twigs flew in and dropped them in Amber and David's hands. Then after they were pronounced husband and wife, a herd of deer galloped behind them as butterflies dropped cherry blossom petals above them. Then at the reception, they danced on mud to tambourine music before falling against a giant tree to eat blood oranges and share a jar of homemade strawberry wine. Then after the sun went down, a naked and dirt-covered Sienna Miller crept out of the forest to dance, dance, dance around the fireflies, because that shit wasn't already boho enough.
And I actually like their stuffed animal cake. I knew those two were Furries!
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You know, I didn't used to care about feet until my s.o. pointed out someone's wonk-ass toes on the water park rides. And now I can't stop looking at feet!
ugh. A dumpable offense!
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
CeeCee, my husband takes extraordinary care of his feet. That includes daily scrubbing and moisturizing, as well as cuticle care and clear polish. I do the same thing. He hates dirty/ugly feet, so I see where you're coming from.
Don't Google 'ugly feet' because the results are sickening...O_O
And I write that as somebody who loves pageantry of any kind.
Sarah Smile
"now that is what is called keeping it real, no over the top shit"
No "over the top shit", aside from rowing to your wedding in a goddamned canoe. Pageantry is pageantry, regardless of whether hipsters are involved.
Sarah Smile
Well, this is just adorable. I hope it lasts. They look excited and relaxed at the same time, which is a good sign.
I've always loved Amber Tamblyn, think she looks gorgeous here, and loved her dad in WSS. This looks like a very sweet ceremony. mazel tov.
Good grief! This is the Instagram Version of "Lord of the Rings". Personally, I think all chicks who marry old dudes have issues. Run and let him not be the Lord of Your "Ring" any longer!
Upstate New York at this time of year on a nice sunny day with a little weed is almost surreal.
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And yes they had CAKE!
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I don't think she is pregnant at all, she was skinny on The Ring but after that she has this body type... - really like her (her and Tina Majorino) and she looks so happy with :im ( I don't care at alla about him), I would have found odd if they did their wedding in a conventional way. Weird that the only one who isn't married is Alxis Bledel
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In bullshitanese, "no comment" means "fuck yes." Michael K
It just dawned on me. Her dad is 77 she's 29 marrying a man who is exactly her fathers age was when he had her. And he's giving her away. I'm getting strong daddy issue vibes along with a more than 87% precision on her timing and boho style.
Submitted by Dion flowerboy on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 5:10pm.
It looks more like a Thomas Kinkade scene than a back-to-the-garden hippy deal.
LOL. If Rousseau had Instagram.
I like that the Traveling Pants girls are still good friends with each other.
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Like the fatal blossom of the graceful jimsonweed, I entice with my fragrance but can provide no succor.
she looks pregnant, maybe that's why she was barefoot. as hipsterish as everything looks, it still was a pretty wedding.
I love it!! It looks so peaceful & nice
Submitted by CeeCee on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 4:46pm
CeeCee, totally agree with everything you said. Feet are NASTY!
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
It looks more like a Thomas Kinkade scene than a back-to-the-garden hippy deal. Whatevs. Congrats to them. I give them three years.
Good for them for doing it the way they want. I love her yellow dress.
*asks CeeCee for a foot massage*
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
I've seen yellow many times. I think Elizabeth Taylor got married three times wearing yellow to Burton and to Fortensky. So it's not really original. May be a bad omen though, like wearing a black dress.
This looks like it belongs on the cover of a Mamas and Papas album.
I don't get the barefoot wedding thing at all. I don't want to see feet; they're ugly. And I really hate the family pics people always take with white shirts and jeans and they're all in bare feet. Feet are dirty, they have way more sweat glands than any other part of the body, they're always on the floor with grime and dust mites... They look like deformed hands. People get athlete's foot and toenail fungus and bunions, the whole thing is skeevy. Cover that shit up. Draws out the foot perverts, too. Makes me think of some dirty guys sitting on a porch blowing in a jug and playing a saw for music. Fuck if I hate it. Ew.
@babybunny, for the sermon at our wedding, the priest said that fifty percent of all marriages end up in divorce. My husband looked at me and winked. I will never forget that.
PS......holding my breath,we are still married.
So... is she knocked up or just has a gut?
It's cool that the spot is fairly close to NYC yet so bucolic. (Just don't drag the lake.)
Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 4:10pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 4:03pm.
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Whamo, we have those burrs in the Midwest too. My poor dog gets them in his paws sometimes
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LOl yes they are a pain in the ass that's for sure, especially when they are brown,dried out and they fall to pieces when you pull on them.
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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 4:16pm.
At least once a week I scream because I think there is a spider sitting on my shoulder, whereas - in reality -it's my hair blowing in the wind.
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LOL!! I can just see you hoping around brushing none existent 'spiders: off you. That's funny
I love their wedding. Beautiful, sweet, and looks like a lot of fun. Love that yellow dress!
Submitted by stinky on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 2:55pm.
Submitted by Sweetas on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 2:37pm.
spend the afternoon playing garden games like croquet and bocce - every guest would have picnic baskets with gourmet & canned goodies I've made, there's be bottles and bottles of wine and beer and lotsa weed -
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LMAO I LOVE playing croquet (we called it croaks) high and with a beer in hand. My buddies and I use to play the all the time:) we tried Boccie but the lawn was never smooth enough for us.
We may have to work on the Band though, Loverboy? I don't know man...:)
*awaits postal packet carrying signed copy of Whamo's "Wilderness Survival Guide for Dummies"*
At least once a week I scream because I think there is a spider sitting on my shoulder, whereas - in reality -it's my hair blowing in the wind.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
now that is what is called keeping it real, no over the top shit, props for her wearing yellow, damn I hate weddings cause I know there will be divorces soon to follow or eventually to follow, but this one seems sweet and genuine and actually fun...and I adore David Cross, anyone seen the IFC series he did of the man who was selling energy drinks in London for his corrupt boss, and the drinks were pretty much poisonous, but he was forced to sell them and lived in poverty...The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Something...David was hilarious in that....love him.
Submitted by stinky on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 2:55pm
your third no way in hell wedding sounds beautiful. I too have dreamed of a farmhouse wedding with lots of twinkling lights. (I love me them new "market lights")
I'm stealing your ideas for my third ain't never gonna happen wedding too.
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 4:03pm.
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Whamo, we have those burrs in the Midwest too. My poor dog gets them in his paws sometimes.......ouchie. They are like a plant porcupine.haHa
Submitted by stinky on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 2:55pm.
Hahaha! LOVERBOY!!! Awesome.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 3:55pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 3:45pm.
.not kidding ;-)
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:) :D
Awww congrats to them. Pretty view :)
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Your Chick-Fil-A is showing. - ISprainedMyUvula 8/3/2012
Man I'm laughing at some of you city fraidy cats. What about the bugs and and rocks and the TREES OMG what if a LEAF FALLS ON US!!???
*point down*
honey...honey please don't tell that's what I think it is...is it...is it a BBUUUUURRRRR BAWAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA
*runs full speed spinning and hoping trying to remove bur from sock while on the run, runs head long into tree knocks self out*
this is what a bur looks like for all the people that would never ever go into the woods.
:P :P :P
http://www.ontariowildflower.com/images/common_burdock_seed.jpg
I am barefoot all the time but in the mud on my wedding day - no. Even though I loved his character on AD - he repulses me. Not that Emily Quartermaine is some raging beauty but he's just gross. That said, I can't hate on the venue. It looks pretty and peaceful. Oh, and that yellow dress screams "hiding pregnancy" to me.
I was married on the beach, barefoot and it was awesome. Actually I think ME and a few others here saw some of my pics, they are on the wedding company website.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 3:45pm.
I'd be late for my wedding because I'd be fishing.
I'd just tie her ring to the line an cast her ring at her. When it was time to kiss the bride I'd just tighten the drag and reel her in to me.
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Awww Whamo, you are so sweet.......not kidding ;-)
Now THIS is a refreshing change from the norm. I can't hate on this, not after being subjected to the horror that was "KK's Fairytale Wedding".
what a bunch of assholes
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"This is straight up fuckery."
His Holiness MK, 9/03/08
Barefoot in the woods is an invitation to a puncture wound.
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"I don't know how to argue my existence with someone who has reviewed a gas station." ~~Laurie Notaro
fuck the bride and groom, Amber's father, Russ is the baddest ass maybe ever and he still looks hot at 77!
I just wish he wore his jean shorts or his leather daddy outfit. I love Sullivan County - best part of the Catskills.
I'd be late for my wedding because I'd be fishing.
I'd just tie her ring to the line an cast her ring at her. When it was time to kiss the bride I'd just tighten the drag and reel her in to me.
waiting for the over-the-moon announcement any minute now.
I can't hate... it looks simple and lovely, although the canoe is a bit much. Like the yellow dress, it reminds me of my mom's 70's wedding and the Coke "I'd like to teach the world to sing" ad. They look happy. (Agree with the sepia filter overuse, though).
Can't hate, this looks really cute!
Submitted by WWJDFAKB on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 2:46pm.
Guess I'm the token hippie here, I think their wedding is adorable. Yellow is surprisingly a good color on her, ...
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