I don’t watch The Good Wife, because on Sunday nights I choose to fill my head with quality television like The Real Housewives of New Jersey and the shitty remake of Steel Magnolias (more like Soft Weeds), but I’m all about a scene that involves ice cream and finger sex. So some woman named Kalinda and her piece (or who ever that dude is) were having angry words in an ice cream parlor full of laughing children and their conversation went so well that he decided to end it with a little rage-filled finger love. Because nothing brings out the sweetness in ice cream like poon juice, he stuck his fingers in Kalinda’s ice cold treat and she licked it up. To sluts like us, this isn’t that big of a deal, but think of the oldies watching this who had a coronary right after they made a soft-serve in their granny panties.
But I have a technical and probably really stupid question. Dude’s arm is behind her so how is he giving her some fingering fun? Is her coochie hanging off the seat? Is he poking her in the ass? Is he part Gumby and his arm just really, really long? Is there a hole in the bottom of the seat? If the answer is the last one, please give me the name of that ice cream parlor, because I need to go there.
And CBS should’ve joined forces with Baskin-Robbins to do some cross promotion for this episode by putting out flavors like Kalinda Kreme, Finger Bang Vanilla, Pussy & Vanilla Swirl and Pralines and Cream (don’t ask what the pralines are made of).