Night Crumbs

October 8, 2012 / Posted by:

That is supposedly Jennifer Aniston’s engagement ring and yes it’s tacky and ugly and huge in a “LOOK AT ME! Somebody is actually marrying my ass and here’s proof that’s so big that even blind people and aliens hovering above Earth can see!” kind of way. Or maybe the joke’s on Jen and that’s just a Ring Pop.   – Lainey Gossip

Kristen Stewart finally speaks the truth about Kristen Stewart The Superficial 

One Million Moms need to get laid a million different ways – Towleroad

Nicole ScherMINGEr is always dressed like a slutty high school senior going to her spring formal – Hollywood Tuna 

Not pictured: A herd of horses galloping toward Zahia Dehar to nom nom nom on the hay she’s trying to pass off as hair – Drunken Stepfather

The Clueless reunion needs more Julie BrownThe Berry 

And then Bradley Cooper came back and gave Dita Von Teese a business card for the beard agency he uses. Bitch just needs to go through the correct channels, that’s all. – Celebitchy

Was it really necessary to make Emmy Rossum look like Annette Bening in Bugsy? – Just Jared 

Jack Osbourne got his ass married – ICYDK

Olivier Martinez always looks like he’s stoned as hell and trying to solve a calculus problem while taking a hard shit – Popoholic

Let’s open a store in NYC called Beanies and Beards. We’ll be RICH! – Popsugar

Kindly have a stadium full of seats, RiRi’s dad Hollywood Rag 

One of my aunties has that same ugly sun thing hanging over her puffy leather sofa – I’m Not Obsessed

Epic dogshaming – Cityrag

FLORIDA. Enough said. – Crunk + Disorderly

At least he didn’t let out a 4-octave fart (I think) – OMG Blog

THIS again – IDLYITW

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