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That is supposedly Jennifer Aniston's engagement ring and yes it's tacky and ugly and huge in a "LOOK AT ME! Somebody is actually marrying my ass and here's proof that's so big that even blind people and aliens hovering above Earth can see!" kind of way. Or maybe the joke's on Jen and that's just a Ring Pop. - Lainey Gossip
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Submitted by kate773 on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 1:46pm.
Its more like, she got unfairly picked on for years for not being married, and now that she's finally engaged, people have to shit all over her ring now?
Submitted by No Words on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 2:45pm.
I love Jen...her ring looks beautiful. Haters gonna hate.
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Jealousy, jealousy, jealousy.
Best description of Olivier Martinez ever imagined.
Obviously, Halle sucked the hotness right out of Olivier. Being around batshit crazy will do that.
I love Jen...her ring looks beautiful. Haters gonna hate.
Olivier would probably a lot like his old sexy, hot self if he grew out his hair. He does look a little pale and thin. He's also lost that swagger. He needs to get his mojo back because he's still hot.
Well, the ring is a little big for me, I'd be paranoid wearing something that big, and I wouldn't pick it out for myself. However, I wouldn't turn it down either. I just can't dump on her for some reason. And its not the "oh poor Jennifer" thing at all. Its more like, she got unfairly picked on for years for not being married, and now that she's finally engaged, people have to shit all over her ring now?
Again, not loving the ring, just giving her a break on this one.
Oliver Martinez is looking really busted.
He's not aging well at all.
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I never thought I would write this but Olivier Martinez doesn't look good.
Unless someone has clear, crisp, audio and video of Dita trying desperately to meet Bradly Cooper, I don't believe it. Why would she do that? It makes absolutely no sense and she, like most, know he is possibly gay. If the story is true (which it isn't) then at the very least Bradly Cooper is very rude and ill mannered.
It's spelled "moissanite" as anyone actually in the biz would know.
I'd love to see a better shot of the ring...this pic is awful. Though I think a stone that big needs more than a 1-2mm band to balance it out, jmho.
Wow. Oliver Martinez completely lost his hotness. He looks ill.
If it was a smaller ring, we would be getting" Wow couldn't he afford anything bigger?"
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 11:12pm.
My $5 ring from Claire's is classier and prettier than that atrocity
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Highly doubt it.
Some of you really need to stay out of the $1 stores and try stepping into a real jewelry store once in awhile ... only then will you understand the difference between elegance and cheap shit!
Costume jewelry from Claire's is NOT classy, sweety.
going by the 'morality' standards on Dlisted i'm actualy surprised that people on here are shocked by the guy whose doing a horse...
*frazzeld and puzzled*
Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!
Agreed. One Million Nags needs to go fuck themselves.
Submitted by YourClothesAreDead on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 11:11pm.
Can't someone just start up an organisation called 'Six Million Single Sluts' or something?
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I'm not single but I'm in!! I'll start collecting a shitload of Plan Bs from the free clinics!
Submitted by bambam on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 11:59pm.
Will do.
Submitted by Naughychimp on Tue, 10/09/2012 - 2:14am.
I think he's cheating already - whenever I see them together, I get the feeling that he's thinking, "How did this become a serious relationship and not a fling?!"
And I wonder what accusations she'll make when they eventually break up.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Olivier Martinez cheats on all his girlfriends; he'll definitely cheat on Crazy Berry.
Aniston's ring is not my style - I'm tired of huge diamonds - but I wish her well and actually hope she and Mr. Skinny Jeans will be happy together.
ooh i want to see Jennifer's ring up close; these photos were obviously shot from a looong way away.
wow Olivier Martinez looks beat. amazing how different he looked 10 years ago (whenever he did that movie with Diane Lane)
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Kstew wouldn't be such a miserable cunt if she could learn the Taylor Swift hair flip.
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@ Bango,
Thanks man, I appreciate it. Good night.
@ Withy,
Not to worry. Easy to see from the way this person relates to others here that there's no real close friendships for them in the real world. That's their burden. They are to ignore.
Back to Jen, let's hope she starts a collection, that's the only way you can pull it off in Hollywood. That's how Liz did it.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
The Aniston ring is loud and obnoxious...
Michael K's description of it is perfect.
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Do it Bango! Night night!
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Hey Bambam, Don't bother arguing nonsense.
Now back to that tacky ring, OOOglay just like Jello's and everyone else not Joan Collins or Elizabeth Taylor. Nowadays that's awfully hard to carry off! lol
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Bambam
Wow all this coming from someone who is preoccupied with bestiality.
That's an endorsement to take seriously.
Bambam-
That's my problem, when my wife is traveling for work, I have a hard time getting a small pot just right.... Not too strong, 'cause we tend to already make a pretty bold pot.... That was why I thought a Keuig might be the way to go....
But whatever, I'm cool with fresh ground, if I waste a little now and then, so be it...
*edit. And it might just be a matter of experimenting more, too.
Maybe I will put one on my Christmas list like Within suggested, not a bad idea for the family gift exchange....
Nice talking coffee with you guys ;). Have a good night all!
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Submitted by BangoSkank on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 11:50pm.
I don't pretend to be a coffee expert, and have never really kept track of how long it takes to go though a pound...
I grind fresh every few day, and keep both my whole beans and the ground beans in separate, cheap pressure sealed containers....
I will say, I get a lot of unsolicited compliments on my coffee.... So I guess I must be doing something right.
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Okay, that's more than I already know so it's good to me. I mostly worry about wasting it, like brewing more than I would drink daily. Thanks for the info though.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Ugh, her ring is one of the very clear flawless stones that looks crappy! I get that it is probably $1millon plus but that doesn't make it pretty!!! I used to work with someone who had a flawless diamond ring and it did not catch light, just looked like a dead piece of glass on her finger.
Submitted by dementa on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 11:28pm.
Submitted by 68Special on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 11:14pm.
Spoken like a person who hasn't left her home in months except to buy cat food. Some of us have class enough to prefer quality to quantity.
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The other night I posted my opinion that George Clooney and Brad Pitt, two actors who enjoy great popularity with the female public who showed great chemistry together on screen, would be great candidates in the roles of Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid.
This person responded to my post in a rude and profanely insulting manner, ignoring that I stated this would've been a good idea AT ONE TIME, meaning not now AND ignoring what I said about not really liking remakes of classic movies as a rule.
Now I don't generally cuss at folks when I'm arguing or attacking them, when I do you know I'm really mad at them. But that's my standard. I started to lay into this person but I wouldn't want to get myself banned, so I decided best thing to do is ignore.
I agree with you that this person doesn't get out much, probably has few friends IRL. This person apparently thought we were developing a friendly oppositional relationship based on a few political posts we traded. This person is very wrong in that assumption, I don't argue with fools with an agenda. Best to ignore this person.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Sorry to burst your bubble dementa but i have worked in the business for 30 years. I am an expert in gems. I stated "high quality" in my comment. I always encourage customers to buy quality rather than size as it is a better investment. I am assuming Jens diamond is a D-E color and FL- VVS1. Being 8 carats that is at least a million dollar stone. I cant tell the cut by the photo but i read it was an emerald having the least amount of facets demanding a high grade stone.
Bambam, I know, that woman is gorgeous? Always was but she hasn't changed at all!! LOL
@Bango, sorry for all the coffee talk! I love the stuff!
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Bango, can't blame her. Of course you can't beat the taste of fresh ground coffee beans. If you ever change your mind, the smallest model is not expensive at all and does the same thing. Maybe you can ask for one for Christmas, lol
OnT: that story on Bradley, can't be true... Dita, why?
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I don't pretend to be a coffee expert, and have never really kept track of how long it takes to go though a pound...
I grind fresh every few day, and keep both my whole beans and the ground beans in separate, cheap pressure sealed containers....
I will say, I get a lot of unsolicited compliments on my coffee.... So I guess I must be doing something right.
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Submitted by BangoSkank on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 11:24pm.
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I've considered getting a grinder and brewer from time to time. I'll only drink two cups per day plus I like tea sometimes. How often do you go thru a bag of coffee beans? What about freshness?
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Submitted by 68Special on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 11:14pm.
Spoken like a person who hasn't left her home in months except to buy cat food. Some of us have class enough to prefer quality to quantity.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 10:59pm.
Wow Stacey Dash and Paul Rudd look almost identical to their 1995 selves!
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Good lord, Stacy Dash puts Halle Berry to shame. That is one beautiful woman.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Within... Yeah, sorry, must of missed your input...
My only complaint with our coffee now, is that my wife travels a LOT, and it's tough to make just a cup or two that isn't super strong... So I thought a Keurig would be perfect.
Mah woman's got one at work, and likes it fine, but what can I say, she digs how I grind dem beans.... ;)
I'm doing really well, thanks for asking! Hope you're doing the same!
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Ha! Next her wedding ring will be the size of a marble and when she finally does have a baby it'll be the biggest baby born in Hollywood.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
I'm trying to imagine one of those One Million Harpies during procreative sex: 'No, no, don't touch me there Harry ... and stop making those disgusting noises ,you're waking the kids!'
LOL Bango, that's too bad. I answered you the other day but I figured it was too late and you didn't see it. I have two and they're great but if you love your fresh brew then no use messing with it. hahaha Hope you're well otherwise. ;p
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Show me a woman who doesn't want a large high quality diamond for herself and I will show you a liar. A liar, who will try to pass off a cz solitaire as real.
Seems like there are quite a few envious, jealous women here. So what if Jennifer wears a ring that costs at least a million?
My $5 ring from Claire's is classier and prettier than that atrocity.
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Can't someone just start up an organisation called 'Six Million Single Sluts' or something?
Ha, no....
My wife reeeeally likes my fresh ground blend (2/3 dark roast French, 1/3 French Vanilla)..and although the Keuig wasn't vetoed outright, she asked me if we could keep both....
I figure, fuck it, if I gotta keep grinding fresh beans anyway, one coffee maker is enough. :)
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Hey there Bango! Did you get your Keurig? ;p
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Tacky joorry, blech.
Whatever One Million Dorks.
Wow Stacey Dash and Paul Rudd look almost identical to their 1995 selves!
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Er, Bambam... I think that says a lot more about what the authorities would find on your browser history, than it says about women who own those type of animals...
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Submitted by bambam on Mon,
Whenever I see a single woman with a large dog, my mind goes there. Same thing if it's a woman with a farm and she has horses. I don't put nothing past people anymore.
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That is sick Bambam.
Guess you haven't spent much time on farms cause if you had you would know that it is the men who like to do perverse things to animals, not women.
Ahh, sweet home Tallahassee where the crazy runs true. Glad I never moved down there to be around the core family. Eventually I'd end up screwing a 2nd or 3rd cousin and probably get murdered by another cousin for screwing his piece. Florida is all kinds of crazy.
And I gotta say that after seeing some of the more stranger things that people do for sexual pleasure on the internet, whenever I see a single woman with a large dog, my mind goes there. Same thing if it's a woman with a farm and she has horses. I don't put nothing past people anymore.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Rings/jewelry like that is ugly and gaudy, and makes me think of old ladies wearing cheap polyester blouses and too much bright lipstick and heavy perfume. (there were a million of them at my church when I was a kid)