Mila Kunis Is Sexy, A Woman And Alive
Because the Duchess of Alba and Chantal Biya took themselves out of the running to give homelier hags a chance, Esquire named Mila Kunis as their Sexiest Woman Alive. Esquire tried to prove their point by publishing a cover picture of a topless and guilty Mila looking like you just caught her licking Ashton Kutcher's butt essence from her finger. Mila needs to get that finger out of her mouth, because we all know where it's been and none of us like it. You nasty, Mila!
Magazines only pull this "Sexiest Blah Blah Alive" stuff, because they want everyone to rage their b-holes off by screaming "She isn't the sexiest! Rojo Caliente is! RECOUNT!" (that was me five seconds ago) and because it's the easiest way to get their cover girl to take her top off for the photographer. But you know, for once I actually agree with Esquire, but only because I can't argue with a magazine who put the words "Where To Eat Now" right next to Mila's ass. Subtle. Those dirty ass lickers should win a Pulitzer for that alone.
And when is Esquire going to finally name their Sexiest Woman Dead? Anna Wintour and the Olsens need to be recognized for being sexy AND soulless.
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When asking "Would you like to see Mila Kunis?"
Personally I've always gotten a positive response.
Bitch swallowed the whole bottle of Noassatol.
Is this some joke?
She is neither the sexiest nor the most beautiful, and actually pretty dumb.
She has been after Angelina Jolie position forever now, this is just a lame attempt by her publicist.
Esquire have wandered off into average territory without makeup she has a very average face.
Venessa Hudgens can also be the sexiest woman because they look alike.
Why is she with Asston? *blurgh*
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I think her choice of boyfriend had some influence on her title. Maybe they are trying to butter him up since they can always use his help/influence. He may be skeezy but the dudes got a mini empire going.
Mila is super hot. She has sultry eyes. Plus she has a sense of humor. Love Mila.
Submitted by CashewTime on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 4:00pm.
Ditqoui,
She is not fat. you're being craycray! She probably gained like 5 lbs of I gotta man weight, which she won't be keeping for long dating that douche.
seriously, I saw it in a tabloid, and you would SWEAR it wasn't her because she was so fat. I showed it to two other people who know who she is and they were like "DAMN!" O.O she was walking with Asston somewhere. I can't seem to find the pic online though, and I wouldn't blame her if Mila's people blocked it because it was BAD. I think she's pretty.
Did uncle Terry take that thoroughly assy cover photo?
Pretty average looking, erring on the side of attractive.
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You actually consider her "average looking" in that picure?! Wow.
Her facial expression may not be the most flattering there, but she's still stunning sans fards.
LOVE Mila. She's gorgeous and seems down to earth as well. Not sure she has the best taste in men, though--McCauley Caulkin for EIGHT YEARS (or thereabouts) and Douchebag AK? Girl, you can do soooooo much better.
On what planet is this girl average? Does everyone here photograph Victoria's Secret catalogs for a living, and therefore have impossibly high standards?
I like Mila, for some reason I imagine in real life she is exactly the same as her Forgetting Sara Marshall character. I think the Ashton thing is a huge mistake, but I don't think she's going to marry the guy.
She's got a weird, wide, round face and an odd upper lip. Don't hate her, although the longer she dates Ashton Kutcher, the closer I get to doing so.
Submitted by dfanintheD on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 1:31pm.
Sofia? Penelope? Charlize? Aishwarya?
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Do people find Aishwarya Rai sexy? I think she's beautiful like a painting in a fine art museum, but she seems so prim.
Mila seems like a cute girl next door. She's got a little no-curves body like me, and I'm cool with that being considered sexy. lol
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I can't see her acting too sexy because it feels too forced. To me she's a type of funny, cute girl but playing the oversexed vixen/femme fatale roles doesn't work for her. I did like her in Black Swan but she still came across as not evil enough.
The thing is, she was so young when she started in That 70s Show and the producers concealed her hot side for so long that Laura Prepon would always come out looking like she was the better looking one in the cast. Besides, every time I hear her talk she reminds me of Meg Griffin.
Shes super cute, but lets face it, that ass and those boobs are photo shopped to hell and back. I've seen her in films and she has a little girl body really boney and petite.
Still shes pretty cute.
I think she's gorgeous and has a very fun laid back personality, at least on-screen. ;p
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You know what, I can't throw shade at Mila. She's pretty slamboyant, has a great work ethic, and doesn't seem to be up her own arse. So...why is she with that skeezemonster Ashton?
Today is not going to be a good day for Demi that's for sure. Demi may do what I did today, eat almost an entire box of Mellomars. I saw it and I had to have it.
Mila is a cutie I have to give her that. Her eyes are smokey hot and come hither so she's got it going on.
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Mila Kunis is an "old hag"? How old are you, 18? Trust me, you'll be 29 in the blink of an eye.
I soooo would.
and Demi is gonna do some wippits over this for sure.
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Not sure why everyone trips over Mila. I think she's very average looking
I like her seductive "give me a dirty sanchez" pose. It speaks to me on multiple levels.
That photo shop butt is silly. It looks like an implant with her size. If I ever met one of these Photoshop ppl at a bar, I'd have a hissy fit. Outside of a little touching up, these skinny actresses don't need it.
And the sexiest woman alive is Julianne Moore.
Duh!
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
I actually like Mila...she was funny in Ted (shut up, I liked it!) and I thought she was decent in Black Swan (as opposed to Natalie, who overacted). She's also pretty hot.
But Asston? honey....WHY? You could have any guy in the world and you go for ASSTON? We are done, professionally, you and me.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
I guess Jen Aniston didn't send her check in by the deadline. Mila has moments of genuine beauty but I never thought of her as sexy. She looks like shit in the pictures of her and Asston, so it's all lighting and Photoshop anyway.
Demi's gonna overdose on whippets...
I like that they finally picked somebody that guys find sexy for more than just her looks. All my straight friends have a major thing for her because they think she is funny and seems cool. Compared to somebody boring and robotic like Megan Fox or Beyonce I'd much rather hang with Mila, getting stoned and eating tacos and such.
Submitted by Mrs_Fox on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 3:04pm.
Hilarious that she hasn't done anything of worth since her breakthrough role in the mess that was "Black Swan."
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Ted was a huge international success and she's going to be in Oz: The Great And Powerful. IMDB says she has like 7 movies in production. There is a bit of lag time between award seasons accolades and having your follow up projects come out. Things have to be cast, negotiated, filmed, edited and distributed.
Kind of short and stumpy looking.
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SF,
I agree; most celebrities are pretty regular without makeup.
Ditqoui,
She is not fat. you're being craycray! She probably gained like 5 lbs of I gotta man weight, which she won't be keeping for long dating that douche.
Chris knight,
Which city are you living in? She's prettier than any homeless I've ever seen lol
Submitted by CashewTime on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 3:55pm.
Oh cmon sans fards, she ain't ugly! This pose on th cover is awful though. Looks like a junkie about to pay her dealer. She's prettier smiling. And I think for some reason she's been a bitch since black swan. It's as if those girls were starved to the point of crazy and never recovered.
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I said she was average, not ugly....it's amazing what a bit of FARDS can do for the vast majority of people.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Oh cmon sans fards, she ain't ugly! This pose on th cover is awful though. Looks like a junkie about to pay her dealer. She's prettier smiling. And I think for some reason she's been a bitch since black swan. It's as if those girls were starved to the point of crazy and never recovered.
Submitted by Chris Knight on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 3:30pm.
Nah, but then again, I don't look at obviously attractive woman through GREEN colored lenses. Jumping up and down and declaring them ugly, doesn't make it so.
Mila, SANS FARDS:
http://milakunis.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/mila-kunis-with-no-mak...
Pretty average looking, erring on the side of attractive.
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
TAKE AWAY THE MAKE-UP AND PHOTOSHOP AND ULL HAVE A SHOCK....
"Mila looks gorgeous. Her body is so cute and such a nice proportioned butt."
U EITHER NEED GLASSES OR A NEW BRAIN....
ha ha wonder how many red bull shots & whippets demi is doing now.
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Has "sexy" become a euphemism for "old hag"? Any time I hear the word sexy in reference to a female entertainment she's always a sliver close to being throw on the scrap heap. "shrugs"
Hilarious that she hasn't done anything of worth since her breakthrough role in the mess that was "Black Swan."
I swear I saw her in a magazine walking with Asston the other day and she looked fatter than a mudfish. but of course, I can't find the pic online. I must be using the wrong keywords. anyway, she must have purged for a month for this shoot.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 12:27pm.
Shoulda been Imelda May. This scrote looks like a bulldog chewing a wasp.
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i almost pissed my pants laughing at this...
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Sure. I still think photoshop is that girls best friend.
It's unfair that somebody could be this beautiful when I look like me.
Pre-Asston, I would have said yay for her, she's cute. But now she is totally TAINTED and I can't like her anymore. Mila is dead to me!
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Big head, big head!
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
She's absolutely gorgeous (and that's coming from a heterosexual female)