The Meaning Of True Love Just Threw Itself In A Coffin...AGAIN
This is when we're all supposed to put a black lace veil over our face and dramatically throw ourselves on top of love's coffin as it gets lowered into the ground, because true love is dead and marriage is nothing but a lie. Love has already thrown itself off a bridge, jumped through a window, put its head in an oven, snatched away Chris Brown's phone during a Lamborghini anti-joy ride, and humped on Parasite Hilton without four condoms on, but this news is really going to kill it forever. Entertainment Tonight says Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman are no longer starring in the real-life show Little People, Big Love, because they have broken up after 30 years of marriage.
Actors Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman have separated after more than 30 years of marriage, ET has learned.
The couple's rep Stan Rosenfield confirmed the news to ET.
The pair, who married in January of 1982, have three children together.
Little people love is supposed to last forever! It's not a good feeling knowing that Danny and Rhea aren't snuggling together in their tree trunk cottage like a baby porcupine and a baby bird staying warm together in the winter. I'm not going to bring up the blind items that claim Danny rubs his slutty foot on side trick after trick. Instead, I'm going to call the nearest emergency room and tell them to have a bed waiting for me, because this news makes me want to buttchug a liquid nitrogen cocktail.
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the most disturbing thing about this to me is the idea that anyone else would be willing to fuck him
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Submitted by louise_brooks on Wed, 09/19/2012 - 10:19am.
Bitch, you are not better then Keanu Reeves!
I'd like to take a moment to let out an un-ironic NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
I can't help feeling a little sad about these two breaking up. Hopefully this is the right choice for both of them, and they'll move on to bigger, brighter and better things.
It was those god damn lemonchellos! damn you th hell lemonchellos!
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
That's too bad, they were always smiling and seemed a very happy pair.
"because true love is dead and marriage is nothing but a lie" - sure, MK you say that now... lol
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WOW, I am genuinely surprised. They were amazing in Matilda, haha.
This gives me the sads, but yes-in a perfect world, Rhea will end up with Nick and Danny with Artemis. Then they will all go bowling on Friday nights.
This is very sad.
I feel more sad than I did during both of my mom's most recent divorces and probably more sad than I will when she announces her next divorce :(
These 2 need to just hug it out and make it work...for me...and for America!!!
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Love the Moms in your life. It would suck with out them.
now he and ahnold can finally come out.
In the end I'll wind up being the asshole of the family, but whatever. I have no room in my life for their drama.
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Bwahahahaha, come to the dark side baby, leave the drama at the door.
NOOOOOOOOO…
But seriously, it's not surprising if somebody who's been married for two or three years bails. But thirty? That is a tragedy.
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
FMR. Really?! *shakes fist at the moon*
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I've got ten bucks and me and dirty eddie are staying out all weekend! - Rob Pue (thank you BBitch and Sweetas)
The difficult brown?! I think we're all done here. -MK
bummer
That is just so sad. Had it been some bimbo couple like Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth or Ryan Reynolds and horse face Blake Lively...but a couple that's been married over 30 years? That really doesnt leave much of hope for us cynics...
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Submitted by beware on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 2:55pm.
This would make me sad, except now I'm hoping she will get together in real life with the guy who played her ex-husband Nick on Cheers. Best couple ever.
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This is some sad news... so much history together. Now what? beware: I do like the idea of "Carla" and "Nick" gettin' together now.
M.E.: I'm very sorry to hear about your Grandma-- and your family's antics. :-(
Whamo: I had a similar experience growing up in the country... in the middle of nowhere, no buses, just a bike- oh yeah-- and crazy steep hills!
Although my Dad was great about driving, my Mom was reluctant many times, but they both were almost always late to pick me and my brother up no matter where we were. It sucked. Never had to hitchhike- my brother did. :-/
This isn't sad. It's life. Another couple getting divorced. Big deal.
Thanks Everyone!
In the end I'll wind up being the asshole of the family, but whatever. I have no room in my life for their drama.
I will visit my grandma, enjoy the time she has left with us, say good bye to her when the time comes and be happy that she's reunited with my grandpa in eternity.
Noooooooo!
Fuck it, 4:00 o'clock just turned into 5:00. There is no hope for the rest of us.
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I don't think this is all so fucking tragic.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 3:22pm.
I went to visit her in the home and she thought I was my mother, as a teenager. No idea who I actually was.
Sorry. I'd rather remember my grandparents in their health, not in their declining health.
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WeLl that's the crying shame of Oldtimers isn't it, it so hard to see ones memories wiped out. I mean as humans memories are essentials what we have and are and to have them stolen is just so bloody heart wrenchingly sad. As you say I think this one you'll just have to play by ear, your heart will tell you what to do, I think the heart always knows:)
Damn, this sucks. After 30 years?!
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No escapin' when I start
Once I'm in, I own your heart.
M.E. my thoughts are with you.
Canadian Dlisters Happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy the day off.
If Danny's an unrepentant drunk, she may have gotten fed up and his soldier may not be able to salute.
Nooooooooo!
Deb, thanks for the link....JHC, somebody died in that fuckery?
Ah, one bride's uncle had a heart attack. What a wonderful memory they have of their nuptials, the happy couples!
Have to love the guy who caught the mess on video--"What the hell? It's my frickin' birthday, go to bed!" When he was interviewed, he said he heard a commotion and thought he ought to go out and see what it was about...
"Did they just deck the bride? They just decked the bride! She's out!" BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Yeah, that's how they roll in Philly, the city where I was born!
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"Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
--"The Little Prince", Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
Oh, this is so sad. See... This is what happens when ANY couple spends too much time apart. Danny went to do the show in Londn and I bet she didn't come with. But depressing.
This is one I am surprised at.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 2:57pm.
Wow that is so fucked up. I feel ya on that one. I'm still looking after my mother and had some of those issues with siblings and relatives. I been making changes over the year and I just decided to stop communicating with certain relatives/sibs.
A cousin died this year, his daughter contacted my niece who didn't relay the message to us and I know it's because she didn't want to talk to her gran over some money issue from years ago. My mom looks at her like she's her daughter, she lives five minutes away from us and never calls or stops by to visit. Instead of trying to find out why she didn't contact us (even asking her father, my brother, what's the deal with her) I decided if that's the way it is then so be it.
When my niece's MIL died (she married into a family my mom and dad were really close to) she was calling me, wanting somebody to talk to about the shenanigans going on after MIL's death and funeral arrangements and such. I was like why are you calling me about it when you couldn't call us about a blood relative?
You gotta cut some people off sometimes for your own peace of mind, ME. Dealing with family can make your blood boil and you gotta make some cold decisions. It might do you better if you were able to talk with grandma yourself and not let others interfere. My heart goes out to you.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
ME, you need to set fire to some whores.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
M.E. sorry for the family trouble your going through. I am proud of you for having character and sticking to your own morals in spite of them.
@ Orangina - dig the "Matilda" reference. My kids love that movie!
First Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins, now this! (sigh)
Thanks Whamo. Guess we're just going to have to see what the next step is. She's still in the hospital and still having tests done. She's got the oldtimers and cannot remember anyone and is mean and combative. When I saw her yesterday she was still heavily sedated and in restraints. Hopefully today she'll be awake, though I have that knot in my gut that I'll just end up devestated again if she doesn't remember me. I went through this with my mom's mom 17 years ago. I went to visit her in the home and she thought I was my mother, as a teenager. No idea who I actually was.
Sorry. I'd rather remember my grandparents in their health, not in their declining health.
ubmitted by crazyassmom on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 3:05pm.
Submitted by Whamo on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 2:53pm-
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Haha! I'm good Whamo, how 'bout yourself?
Happy Thanksgiving Dlisted Canadian whores!
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Good thanks:) dinner was great lots of leftovers! Well you'll be off when we're all working so it all works out.
Mom Taxi... man times have changed, I wouldn't even think to have asked my mom for a lift back in the day, the NO couldn't come fast enough. I lived out in the country and we didn't have buses it was hope on the bike, walk or thumb lol
After you get your script grab a bottle of wine and double up:)
love is never having to pay alimony
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 2:57pm.
Whamo - I hadn't posted yet...
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Oh God what a freakin nightmare, I'm really sorry about you Nana! :( Ya there is nothing like the prospect of inheritance to bring out the vultures in the family. They had no right not to tell you and I would be pissed off too!!! To go or not is a tough call ME. Maybe you should go though in spite of it all just to show you're there for your Nana even though they are all a bunch of assholes?
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Haha! I'm good Whamo, how 'bout yourself?
Happy Thanksgiving Dlisted Canadian whores! Wish...eh never mind. Was gonna say wish ours was on Mon, maybe people would have the whole week off. But scratch that, that would mean "the teenager" would be home three extra days using the Mom taxi nonstop. I'll stick with two days, thankyouverymuch!
And "the teenager" had school today. Hee hee!! {O:
Waiting in the parking lot of Walgreens for a prescription. Lol
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"...If I put a Cleopatra wig on my asshole and painted cat eyes on it, it would look and act more like Elizabeth Taylor than LiLo does..."- MK
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Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 2:43pm.
*watches Romancing the Stone*
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Back when Kathleen was a sexy fox, BRING BACK THE 80s!!!!
Speak of time travel...BACK TO THE FUTURE, man I loved that movie!
SADS!
Devito is awesome and seems like a fun dude. 41 fucking years together...I can't imagine. Wishing them the very best.
If I was forced to be on The View with all those annoying twats, I'd be drunk out of my skull too.
"This world is a whore."
Whamo - I hadn't posted yet. Was waiting for OP. But since I already threw it out there...my grandma had a stroke on Saturday. She's almost 90 and in poor health, this, I was not shocked by. What DID shock me and piss me right the fuck off, is that not ONE of my family members, mom, dad, brother, sister, aunt, uncle, cousin, NO ONE called me. I found out through fucking FB.
They treat me like the red headed step child and this is the final fucking straw for me. They are a bunch of greedy fucking assholes competeing with eachother on "Who loves grandma more" hoping she'll remember, or even CARE who spent the most time with her in her dying days, hoping for a bigger chunk of the inheritence.
I am the ONLY person in the family that has NOT asked her for a dime. I didn't even accept the $2,500 they had set aside for each of us grandchildren for after we turned 18 and needed it for "whatever".
My sister has already pulled her cunt card with me when I expressed how angry I was to my mother for not calling me saying "Well, when was the last time you went and saw her without it being a birthday or Holiday?" And then "I'm the one who's going to have to move in with her and wipe her ass." Really? Never once has anything ever been mentioned about YOU taking care of g'ma. But since YOU are a 26 year old single mother with no job, no education and no prospects, YOU are saying this in hopes to get the house. Because if YOU are living there being care taker, YOU THINK you are entitled to the house when she dies.
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This would make me sad, except now I'm hoping she will get together in real life with the guy who played her ex-husband Nick on Cheers. Best couple ever.
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I'm in a glass case of emotion!
Submitted by crazyassmom on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 2:43pm.
All I saw was this:
Yet, without looking I *KNEW* it was by Whamo!!!! Lolol
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Lol :P hey there Crazy Momma! Hope you've been well :)
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 2:27pm.
First thought came to my mind when I heard the news was JHC, my people. Then I saw the tape and I was WTF? it's white folks acting like this??? Then I remembered it's Philadelphia. Bwahahaha!
Yeah it's too bad about RG3. First people complained the coaching staff ran too many plays exposing him to get hit (aside from the constant worry about the crappy o line), now the problem is getting the kid to realize he better slide or run outta bounds.
These ain't college players, these are pros, the best the game has to offer and they will catch him and they will punish him.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Submitted by Deb on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 2:34pm.
Here's the Philly Wedding Brawl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aSV-NZsbrw
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"They just decked the bride" !!??
What a fucking nightmare! Lol!
I've seen clips where one or two people go at it but Sweeeeeet Geeeeeezuz that's INSANE!
All I saw was this:
"I would show up at the door with a knife and fork in each hand, a bib tucked into my shirt and a chair duct taped to my ass:)"
Under M.E.'S post.
Yet, without looking I *KNEW* it was by Whamo!!!! Lolol
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"...If I put a Cleopatra wig on my asshole and painted cat eyes on it, it would look and act more like Elizabeth Taylor than LiLo does..."- MK
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*watches Romancing the Stone*
Submitted by Bo on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 2:31pm.
I remember a few years back when he came on The View drunk as shit, plugging his personal brand of lemon and vodka, which sucks bye the way.
Not every marriage disintegrates because of infidelity. I personally think that Rhea had enough of his bullshit.
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Yup. Living with an alcoholic must be hell. Don't buy him being out on the prowl anyway looking for young meat. Doesn't sound believable whatsoever.
Submitted by M.E. on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 2:29pm.
This year is supposed to be with my family, but after this weekends events I don't think we'll be gathering to celebrate anything this year or much less speaking to one another.
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Aww that sucks, if you mention what happened this weekend I didn't see it. I'm sorry if you're having family issues, those ALWAYS suck and usually take a couple get together before the frostyness clears the room. Either that or a good "get hammered" piss up that might either help or make it 10x worse lol:(
TMZ says they've seperated. So maybe they're taking some time apart to work on some shit before throwing in the towel completely???
IDK.
41+ yrs!! Wow...gone. Kinda sad, but we have no idea what went on during those yrs. They always looked so happy together whenever they were seen out. =(
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"...If I put a Cleopatra wig on my asshole and painted cat eyes on it, it would look and act more like Elizabeth Taylor than LiLo does..."- MK
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I think he kept watching Batman Returns and drank down the whiskey every time he saw himself as The Penguin and asked Rhea to please play Catwoman.
I think I will drown my sads over this with some Lemoncello and a Taxi marathon.