The Meaning Of True Love Just Threw Itself In A Coffin…AGAIN

October 8, 2012 / Posted by:

This is when we’re all supposed to put a black lace veil over our face and dramatically throw ourselves on top of love’s coffin as it gets lowered into the ground, because true love is dead and marriage is nothing but a lie. Love has already thrown itself off a bridge, jumped through a window, put its head in an oven, snatched away Chris Brown’s phone during a Lamborghini anti-joy ride, and humped on Parasite Hilton without four condoms on, but this news is really going to kill it forever. Entertainment Tonight says Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman are no longer starring in the real-life show Little People, Big Love, because they have broken up after 30 years of marriage.

Actors Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman have separated after more than 30 years of marriage, ET has learned.
The couple’s rep Stan Rosenfield confirmed the news to ET.
The pair, who married in January of 1982, have three children together.

Little people love is supposed to last forever! It’s not a good feeling knowing that Danny and Rhea aren’t snuggling together in their tree trunk cottage like a baby porcupine and a baby bird staying warm together in the winter. I’m not going to bring up the blind items that claim Danny rubs his slutty foot on side trick after trick. Instead, I’m going to call the nearest emergency room and tell them to have a bed waiting for me, because this news makes me want to buttchug a liquid nitrogen cocktail.

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