Lady CaCa Is Copying Justin Bieber Now

October 8, 2012 / Posted by:

At her show in Barcelona on Saturday night, Lady GaGa did what I do every time she starts hurling up words about her art: she barfed. During Edge of Gory, CaCa let the backing track take over while she gave a three time barf show. That is the most eloquent thing that has come out of her mouth in a long time. Part of me thinks this is some staged and choreographed barfing, because we all know that CaCa is the second coming of Warhol and the most important artist of our time (next to James Franco), so this could be her performance art take on admitting she was bulimic once. I’m sure every art professor has canceled Columbus Day and has called an emergency class to fully dissect CaCa’s newest work of barf art. But the trick who should really get all the attention is that dancer. Every barfing trick needs a dancer who will try to hide the grossness with his double dream hands and “making a rainbow” arm moves.

And I’m guessing CaCa got the barfs, because she either smelled her own perfume or she just ate a meal shipped in from her own restaurant. Speaking of CaCa’s jar of period sex fumes, here she is whoring it out at Harrod’s in London last night while wearing a Freddy Krueger glove some 6-year-old made using macaroni and gold spray paint.

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