Okay, technically Phoebe Price was born in a chicken coop in a Foster Farms in the US (not Canada) and she’s at that fame whore pumpkin patch that sells pumpkins for Halloween (not Thanksgiving), but you shouldn’t be so picky! I tried to find a picture of a shirtless Ryan Gosling pouring maple syrup all over his chest while deep throating a turkey drumstick in front of the Celine Dion monument in Quebec, but I couldn’t, so this picture of Chicken Cutlets giving birth to a pumpkin (or having a threesome with a pumpkin and a ghost) will have to do.
You know fall has officially come when you see the Great Pumpkin sliding out the exit door after he spots PP and her crew of hired paparazzi coming into the patch. (Yes, Linus, that’s the real reason why GP never shows up.) It’s just a damn shame on all levels that Patton Oswalt wasn’t there to give us another play-by-play of Chicken Cutlets glorious performance.
Happy Skanksgiving from PP, Canada!