Chaos Is What Happened When Jay-Z Took The R Train To Brooklyn This Weekend
No, ole' girl has no idea who that is, but random people are always throwing their arms around her to take a picture with her, because she's just got it like that. Naturally.
The subway is already a fucked up cave of insanity where the crazies get crazier and where I'm always afraid I'm just one side-eye away from getting pushed in front of a speeding train. But it got even more insane when Jay-Z and a squad of bald bodyguards mingled with the peons at the Canal Street Station to take the R train to Brooklyn for his show at the Barclays Center. Necole Bitchie posted a video of people damn near trampling over each other to raise their iPhone at Blue Ivy Carter's creator:
What a mess. Can you imagine? Your nerves are already splintered from trying to successfully swipe your Metro Card while a line behind you kills you with their eyes and then you get pushed and shoved by a bunch of hos who want to get to Jay-Z? The subway is for people trying to get somewhere. It's not for STUNT QUEEN celebrities who think they're being cute by riding with the regulars. It's a good thing subway cars aren't decorated with mink seats, cashmere walls and Diptyque candles, because then Beyonce wouldn't taken the R train too and it would've been an even bigger mess.
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So much for being able to go back to your own hood and be comfortable and safe. He's literally hiding behind his bodyguards and got his chain tucked in. LOL!! I guess them Brooklyn boys don't have that much respect for you after all Jay if you have to hide behind security and keep your jewels hidden.
Lame hasn't been back to Brooklyn since the day he left. Snob thinks he's doing something special by taking the train with mere mortals? Fuck outta here.
that poor woman looks like she really could not give a flying shit who this guy is..... can't say I blame her. what a buffoon! glad I don't live there...
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Submitted by ucallmekc on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 8:54pm.
The vast majority of you people are idiots with nothing but negative crap to say. He needs bodyguards...and he can ride whatever train he wants to ride because he is a damned United States citizen. Grow up and stop the buffoonery!
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wah wah wah. You know this is Dlisted right ? Stoooooopid.
How stoopit.
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Does this mean Gwenyth is going to be next, showing us how she keeps it real?
Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 6:47pm.
he's an internationally known billionaire!...
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Total stunt. He and his wife are pure classless nouveau riche, and he's trying to convince us that he's "just people" who takes the subway. He probably bathed in sanitiser after that to get the stink of poor off him, then swanned off to another concert or presidential fundraiser.
Makes me wonder if there's a scandal or breakup brewing, and he's trying to get some public sympathy before it breaks.
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 6:47pm.
The first voice of reason I've seen! Why would people be mad at J-Z for having body guards? He's not some obscure actor or one hit wonder musician....he's an internationally known billionaire! You never know what kinda crazy shit some loon might pull so it's no surprise(to me at least) that he would be surrounded by bodyguards....
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I've seen Julia Roberts and other famous celebrities walking around in broad daylight in NYC without bodyguards.
I think people have issue with him using the subway as an attention grabbing stunt.
Why would someone who needs bodyguards take the subway to his concert? Stunt Queen.
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The vast majority of you people are idiots with nothing but negative crap to say. He needs bodyguards...and he can ride whatever train he wants to ride because he is a damned United States citizen. Grow up and stop the buffoonery!
I don't think you could pay me to take the subway when I go home now...
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The R train at Canal?! OMG there is no place worse than that shit hole stop on the slowest damn train in the world. I live at the bottom of Bay Ridge and that is my life line to the city. inevitably, I am always jumping tracks like that scary dead guy on Ghost ( not patrick swayze). However, she may have been saved because I have often seen Tibetan Monks get off at that stop, I wonder if they are buying fake Vuitton bags or selling them! The next time Beyonce has another kid at the hospital, you just know he will kick this old lady out even if she is there for surgery and not an autograph.
Wow, what a great audience.
I bet Beyonce writes another angry song about how that memaw better not try to steal her man.
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The first voice of reason I've seen! Why would people be mad at J-Z for having body guards? He's not some obscure actor or one hit wonder musician....he's an internationally known billionaire! You never know what kinda crazy shit some loon might pull so it's no surprise(to me at least) that he would be surrounded by bodyguards....
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man, i hate jay with the fire of a thousand suns
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Well, he's a kid from a (then) poor Brooklyn neighborhood, so it's definitely not the first time he takes the subway. I wouldn't call that a stunt move. As for the bodyguards, well, there's no way he would get to his concert if they weren't with him.
Submitted by Scott in NYC on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 4:11pm.
I've seen a lot of famous people on the subway who take it because they want to be normal - not because they're grand-standing and pandering to the common folk. I have zero regard for anyone who takes the subway and brings FUCKING bodyguards. Next time, just bring Tina Knowles.
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I've seen them all the time, in the subway, buses, streets.
No one says anything to them and sometimes they kinda look like they want SOMONE to notice them, but no one says a word. *LOL*
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WHO would cause Chaos for this fool?!!
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He's clearly doing it for show. If he were really interested in getting there quickly, he would have taken the N or Q train from Canal Street to Barclay's Center -- 1 or 2 stops -- as opposed to the long-ass R train!
Submitted by Event Horizon on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 4:57pm.
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I saw something about that on TV. They asked NYPD officers about some of their worst experiences and one oldie said having to see relatives say their last goodbyes because once they moved the train or extracted them they would die.
i would have maybe liked this if he didnt have the bodyguards all around him. what the fuck you afraid of jay-z? a fight? you can't handle yourself? he just looks like an asshole who had to do a little mingling with us peasants just to make himself feel good. why anyone would give two fucks about seeing him on a train escapes me.
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Shit, M.E. that sucks.
Had that happen to me twice, some loser buying porn in Holland.
Will your bank reimburse you?
So I read somewhere that if you fall in the space between a train and the platform while the train is moving, the bottom half of you gets twisted up like a towel thats getting wrung out. What this means is the pressure from your tightly wrung bottom half will keep your upper half fuctioning normally and one can concievably live out the rest of his days stuck beneath a train---but one the train moves or your bottom half becomes untwisted, you die almost instantly...
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As much as I dislike him, I think he most definitely WOULD be recognized immediately by a good number of people. You can't do very much to hide that FACE! He dove for that seat, lol. Granted, it's probably less trouble for all if he sits but he ain't no Keanu.
Diptyque candles. one of the rich relatives (this woman is a story i wish i could tell) gave me one for hanukkah several years ago. i still have not burned it. i dont do any kind of fancy shit that would call for one. they smell incredible - said family member always has them burning - but i just can't bring myself to use it.
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Why do ppl insist on giving this azzhole thug and his leeches any attention?? Ridiculous. And he's super ugly.
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Well, he got exactly what he was after. A whole lot of fucking attention. *slow claps*
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Jay Z is so fuggy fug...and just lucky as hell..if that poor child is his...she is doomed with that funky mug, America is a great country, any ugly rapping thug type can be zillionaires...and anyone unlucky enough to not have caught the rap train i.e., most of the damn population and be embraced for speaking some damn words with a back beat well we are just fucked, aren't we??? Sorry but he and his fake ass wife make me sick, phoney and fake to the core both of them....and yawn inducing with their tricks and bullshit...yeah riding the train with 10,000,000 cameras and bodyguards was real down...whatever...he is a fame whore too.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 3:28pm.
Keanu Reeves did it better and without BODYGUARDS! Put on a ball cap and dark glasses and no one would know you are JAY to the ZEE.
What a fucking dicktard.
I was going to say the same thing. You don't even have to go in a disguise. Like Hekki said, most NYers will just leave you alone.
Here is the Keanu video in case people aren't familiar:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EMB1EOnUwX8
Submitted by Gardening Girl on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 4:10pm.
He looks like the guy that came last week to unclog my son's toilet.
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LOL! Exactly. If he walked on that train like a regular guy nobody would have connected that he was a celeb.
I've seen a lot of famous people on the subway who take it because they want to be normal - not because they're grand-standing and pandering to the common folk. I have zero regard for anyone who takes the subway and brings FUCKING bodyguards. Next time, just bring Tina Knowles.
He looks like the guy that came last week to unclog my son's toilet.
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Submitted by SANS FARDS on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 3:38pm.
I dunno...my vote goes for the D train. I absolutely despissssssssssssssssssssse the D train. *barf*
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This idiot doesn't get enough attention already? I would have smacked him upside the head if he made me late!
I bet he was in the dog house for bringing the smell of poors home.
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Wow, Jay-Z must have fallen on hard times! I'm surprised he didn't rent out the station and his own car, similar to what he did in the hospital where Blue Ivy was allegedly born.
This shit is probably going to end up on a Budweiser commercial.
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Submitted by Few Words on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 3:23pm.
yea cause riding the subway w/ us poor people is how this asshole keeps it real.
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Jay Z hasn't been on a train in 25 years, so that's a stunt and it's a boring stunt. And you know that Blue Ivy will never be around anyone who is not famous or rich.
His little Princess will never been around any homeys or shortys in the 'hood.
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Yes, he is a STUNT QUEEN!
And of course he hugs up on a old white woman, not anyone who is a fan of his, no homeboys, no dudes from Marcy Projects, no one from Do-or-Die Bed-Stuy. That woman doesn't even know who he is.
He is so lame. I guess he didn't get enough attention from that marathon concert at the Barclays.
I won't even watch the video because I don't give this bastard the time of day. Jay Z and his trophy wife are a bore for me.
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That's BULLSHIT, ME! Hope they get herpes.
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And he's a d-bag for thinking riding a subway makes him hard or real. It's simply a smart, economical way to get around in a vertical city. Surgeons and people that work on Wallstreet ride the subway. Stupid asshole.
He should of posed with his bodyguards that are keeping the crowds from coming up and saying "hello" to him. The same bodyguards he used to keep parents from visiting their babies in the NICU at Lennox Hill.
Way to draw attention to yourself. I read a long time ago That Bryan Adams took the subway to Madison Square Gardens where he was performing and no one recognized him because he was such a regular guy, lol.
FML! My ATM card number was used to purchase airplane tickets. I'm out $200.
FUCK!
It would have been too easy to throw on a hoody an some sunglasses and blend in, but he had to be a Fucking stunt queen and bring the bodyguards . So what is this? Your majesty is blessing us peasants with his presence? He can go fuck himself . I hope he brings a shoefull of bumshit home to the family and fuvks up the cashmere carpeting .
He thinks he's like royalty when in fact he's an expired, irrelevant rapper that never really was.
It didn't have to be a clusterfuck - they made it one with the attention whoring.
Here's the thing. I've seen tons of famous people here. With the exception of Tony Bennett giving an old lady an autograph, I've never seen anyone bug a celeb. Most of the time people don't even look twice. I think most New Yorkers remain unimpressed and would be embarassed to stoop to the low of asking someone to pose for a photo or give an autograph. That's for starstruck tourists, not jaded natives.
It's possible to whip up a crowd and get them hyped up if you have some extras to act like rabid fans. Then you get the mob mentality and even bored people like me will stand around for a minute to see what's going on.
The only time I see people get all excited is when they're handing out free stuff.
What a dumb fucking ugly asshole.. Yeah ur real tough riding the subway with your body guard while wearing an old early stage baby pillow that you borrowed from B.
Ugly man on subway. Been there, seen that.
Man that would piss me the hell off if I actually had somewhere to go that day. I am a rage commuter