Tatler Magazine has something they do called Man of the Year, but my guess is they made that mess up this issue just so they could give to Prince Hot Ginge and just so they could use this precious picture of him wearing a Prince Charming costume from the Disney store and a beret from Troop Beverly Hills. My only complaints are that Tatler didn’t also put this cover out in bottom bed sheet form for my mattress and that they didn’t use a piece of toilet paper to wipe up the shit-covered skid mark of skank words next to PHG’s face. But don’t let a Karkrashian stop you from fapping. It’s kind of like when you’re getting it good with a hot piece, but his breath smells like curdled goat milk and dog farts, so you just focus on his hotness and block out the stankness. It’s just like that.