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Lil' Miss Singing Mermaid, a magical plastic jewel of a doll from the 80s afterbirth known as the 90s!

The other day, I brought up Xtina's hair idol, Lil' Miss Magic Hair, and that made the mound of used glitter stickers called my brain think of Lil' Miss Magic Hair's long-lost twin sister separated at the sewer hole. Lil' Miss Singing Mermaid was a doll who changed colors in the water, had water-resistant hair (cut to Beyonce screaming at her minions in the House of Dereon wig factory to buy up the world's supply of Lil' Miss Singing Mermaid dolls, so she can scalp them all to make the world's greatest vacation lace front) and sang out a siren's song.

When I was a kid, Lil' Miss Singing Mermaid's siren song was like a beautiful lullaby to me and it coated the inside of my ears with crushed up seashells. But when I listen to Lil' Miss Singing Mermaid's voice as an adult (Yes, an adult who is writing about a mermaid doll from the 90s.), it's obvious that she's using her creepy voice to lure out the soul's of children. It's totally obvious:

But she's still hot. If Michael Phelps and Justin Bieber conceived a baby in Mariah Carey's bathwater, it would be Lil' Miss Singing Mermaid!

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Submitted by megank on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 9:47am.
I remember this, but I don't think I had one. I may have had something that changed color in the bath though. I was all about Barbies.

she did!!! :)

Submitted by Hawkward on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 1:28pm.

Not only did I have this doll, but I recently worked alongside a secretary that had this hair. It was magical.

Submitted by megank on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 8:17am.

I remember this, but I don't think I had one. I may have had something that changed color in the bath though. I was all about Barbies.

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Submitted by gingerdeadgirl on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 6:48pm.
My mom couldn't find it anywhere...but they had black ones. I ended up with a black one and I loved her so much.

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Truth. I wanted a PJ Sparkles doll for Christmas one year and my mom said the toy stores only had the black dolls left so she got me one of those. Poor black doll - leftovers.
She told me when I opened it that we could exchange her when the white dolls were back in stock but I said, fuck that.

Submitted by Deputy Trudy Wiegel on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 6:16am.

From the same maker of PJ Sparkles? Has to be.

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Submitted by Andrei on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 11:05pm.

Omg. I remember the commercials. I'm old.

Submitted by HoneyQ on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 8:32pm.

I HAD this hot slut back in the day. After the first few dozens baths and hugs, her little voice-thingy broke and she could only make a pitiful little goose sound. I loved her anyway. True love is deaf.

Submitted by johnnysgirl on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 8:05pm.

They could have used the sound coming out of this doll for ariel's singing in Disney's "The Little Mermaid" and it would have had the same effect. (I'll never forgive Disney for butchering my favorite fairy tale)

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Submitted by TracieTracieTracie on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 3:17pm.
So that's where Nikki Minaj got her look.
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It's true, but the doll is very pretty, unlike Nikki.

Submitted by oh dave on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 6:12pm.

Nicki Minaj is always talking about Barbie but this is her real rolemodel, it's so obvious right down to the "seapunk" vibe.

http://popslave.tumblr.com/

Submitted by Dgrin on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 5:23pm.

i wanted this doll so bad as a young boy but my parents wouldn't buy her to me cause she was huge and they were probably ashamed as i wasn't that young to play with toys anymore, i found her a couple years back in a closing old vintage store, she was MIB and cost only 10E but i didn't get her and now i have no one to blame but myself

Submitted by gingerdeadgirl on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 5:18pm.

My mom couldn't find it anywhere...but they had black ones. I ended up with a black one and I loved her so much. There are pictures of me playing with her in my little kiddie pool happily <3 I still remember her song. Ah ah ah ah AHHHHH :)

Submitted by boomsy on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 4:09pm.

My little sister had that damn doll and that creepy singing (which didn't sound that sweet) used to scare me...that and that horrible Baby Talk doll...

Submitted by Kerasi27 on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 3:55pm.

Not only DID I have this hot piece, I STILL HAVE IT! IT was my ALL TIME FAVORITE TOY!!!! I remember when she lost her voice because that evil bitch Ursula made her battery box rust. But I loved her anyways.

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Submitted by salacious on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 2:23pm.

Why was it that every Mattel commercial had a blond girl holding the doll while her brunette/dark-skinned friends just stood next to her admiring and staring in complete amazement?

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Submitted by Lisbet459 on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 3:34pm.
This reminds me of Rihanna's new perfume ad. And damn if she hasn't turned into Courtney Stodden:

http://tinyurl.com/8mfqn7g

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How is she allowed to name her perfume Nude? There is already a perfume on the market called that. I know because one of our patients wears it and we have to air out the exam room she was in for 30 minutes after she leaves. Oooooph.

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Submitted by MickeyHolland on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 3:16pm.

It's a sad day when society's rigid rules and conventions force us to renounce our inner child. My heart cries a little for the 9-year-old you.
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Awww thanks Mickey. Maybe I'll ask for this for my 30th birthday coming up. Someone in my family is gonna have to get their asses on ebay.

Submitted by Lisbet459 on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 2:04pm.

This reminds me of Rihanna's new perfume ad. And damn if she hasn't turned into Courtney Stodden:

http://tinyurl.com/8mfqn7g

Submitted by WithinReason... on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 1:48pm.

"the 80s afterbirth known as the 90s" - hahahah MK

So her hair went from yellow to white, is that right? It's still better than the mermaid barbies, lol

*waves at (((Mickey)))* ;D

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Submitted by TracieTracieTracie on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 1:47pm.

So that's where Nikki Minaj got her look.

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Submitted by vsminimoose on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 2:37pm.

It's a sad day when society's rigid rules and conventions force us to renounce our inner child. My heart cries a little for the 9-year-old you.

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Who are you calling silly cow?

Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 1:42pm.

I somehow struggled through the 90s without seeing one freaking bit of this hot mess. How, I do NOT know.

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 1:36pm.

American kids were so lucky. All I had was a brick on a string and a rusty bucket to play with on the streets of South London. I woulda loved this little mermaid or a barbie doll....wait, I meant a GI Joe or a Stretch Armstrong :/

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Submitted by Anonymous101 on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 2:36pm.

Yeah, I had all the versions from the 80s collection, along with all the She-ra figurines, and all the knockoff She-ra figurine -- you name it, I had it!
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I used to have all the She-Ra figurines too! Lol even the He-Man and Skeletor so it could be all authentic haha.
My sister actually had this doll and I got sick of the damn singing so out came the batteries :D
Aw, I miss being a kid...

_Only fat peoples music for me thanks_

Submitted by Her Royal Aweso... on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 1:09pm.

I owned this doll as a kid, and to this day I still wish I had it. It was one of the greatest toys I ever had.

Submitted by vsminimoose on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 1:07pm.

For me there was some major psychological/conflicting inner turmoil resulting from this doll. I was born in 82 and was 9 years old (4th grade) when this doll came out. I was OBSESSED with mermaids and still liked dolls but thought I was way too old and embarrassed to ask for it.

Damn.

Submitted by yepyepyep on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 2:11pm.

I was playing with dolls at 15 still shhhh
Goddamn

Submitted by Anonymous101 on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 1:06pm.

Yeah, I had all the versions from the 80s collection, along with all the She-ra figurines, and all the knockoff She-ra figurine -- you name it, I had it!

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Submitted by cocoebert on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 1:06pm.

This whole post is full of hilarious win, MK.

That said, as a connoisseur of all things '80s afterbirth, I don't remember this doll at all.

Submitted by Callan on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 1:01pm.

Holy shit! I had this doll and totally forgot about it until now!

Submitted by toxicsparkles on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 12:53pm.

Aww I remember having a doll similar to this but not a mermaid. She had the love heart on the cheek and all. I think you used hot and cold water to put on/remove her makeup.
She was my favourite along with the doll you bought not knowing the sex, you had to put the nappy in the water and it turned either pink or blue.

Damn now i want to be a kid again...

Submitted by mike on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 12:50pm.

I remember the commercial only because I remember that pointy-nosed little girl.

The real question is how does Lil' Miss Mermaid compete with Ryan Lochte's in-pool urine stream?

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