Bless Your Eyes With Some Angelyne
The sole reason for why I'm moving back to Los Angeles put the taste of strawberry Pop Rocks and half-melted watermelon Jolly Ranchers in mouths of those lucky to be around her when she spread her legs and poured out the glamour for an EXCLUSIVE cover photo shoot that I'm assuming is for French Vogue (or Harper's Bazaar Fraggle Rock, or a special edition of the Pennysaver marketed only to raver Gremlins, or for a billboard that will be seen on the highway to Heaven). Angelyne really is an expert multi-tasker and serious business woman, because when she wasn't posting her exquisitely drawn brows off in the parking lot of a Coffee Bean, she sold autographed t-shirts from the trunk of her Corvette to her loyal fan.
The paps also managed to capture the magical and enchanting moment when Lil' Miss Magic Hair's grandma gave us an accidental crotch shot, and no, she's not wearing pantyhose. Angelyne just naturally has the crotch of a pantyhose doll. Oh, and you can't tell from these pictures, but both Courtney Stodden and Shauna Sand were off camera worshiping at the sight of the foremother of exquisite glamour.
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She's definitely mentally ill and probably seriously drugged and definitely has a vision problem. WOW.
Kissing Ass and Cupping Balls. You're Welcome.
I think she should dye her pubes pink so her up-skirt shots are even more awesome.
Yes, they are pantyhose. I'd hate to hear your nasty comments if she DIDN'T wear them.
Pantyhose & tights were an 80's thing... that was her heyday. So... shut up & let her wear the damn pantyhose. Love it!!!
Is she enslaved by a Saudi Prince, or something?
I read that ho Jenna Jameson's book "How to Make Love Like a Porn Star" and when she writes about 'coming up' thru the ranks of strippers, she went into detail about how she changed up the game, how she invented walking around with a little girl's purse to put all her stripper tips in and how that made her stand out above all others, etc., etc. Well, nothing about Jenna is original as we all know. NOW I know where that trick got her idea from - the ORIGINAL - her MeeMaw. I think Angelyne pulls this off quite nicely. and yes, Thumb #2 DOES look the start of a really bad porno.
A bitch gets crazy when she has nothing to lose.
Submitted by nadalotta on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 7:19am.
She says she's in her 40s? LOL... Her pic was in the beginning of Moonlighting and that started in 1985. At the minimum - and I mean MINIMUM - she was born in 1965 so she'd be at least 57 years old.
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If she was born in 65, she'd be 47, nadalotta math, eh? She's 65, if she's a day. They HAVE to be pantyhose!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
As a former Angelina, let me tell you that a bona fide Angelyne sighting is a holy experience and a sign from God that you indeed do live in The Valley. Bless her!
Saw her last Christmas at the Jons market on Laurel Canyon and Magnolia. It was magical! She may be a grizzly kitten but you've gotta love her!
PS- If you're looking to catch her, she also seems to like the Amir's Falafel on Ventura Blvd.
AAARRRGHHHHHH! I accidentally clicked on the upskirt pic! There's not enough Viagara in the world to fix that!
MK how do you get me to click on those incoming links every time? It's like getting rick rolled! :p
OT: So sick of pink. It should go in the closet for a rest.
age is so unfair... assuming she's been under the knife a gazillion times... she still looks her age ...
the Hollywood celebrity life turns these people into slaves of media attention and gives them a false sense of mortality... she's a miserable sight out there in public dressed and behaving like a teenager...
*smh*
Team Cameeeerrrrroooon!
She says she's in her 40s? LOL... Her pic was in the beginning of Moonlighting and that started in 1985. At the minimum - and I mean MINIMUM - she was born in 1965 so she'd be at least 57 years old.
In thumb #7... I'm only viewing on my phone, but why isn't she wearing pink underwearz?
earth girls are easy is my favorite fucking movie
If no one found out...and I mean ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOBODY FOUND OUT...and if she promised to NOT turn the lights on until I was safely out of the room...and she was a "PAYING CUSTOMER". Who the fuck am I kidding?! I've found at least one set of circumstances under which I WOULD NOT "perform".
Lol Bambam, I was trying to finish some reading I have to do, been at it for a while but it's boring and I love distraction, hahaha It's easier to stay up than wake up early, so I keep telling myself, just a few more pages. Yup, I think MK has a lot to get ready. Can't blame him, he must be hella busy. ;p
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Ha, I see you're still around, Withy. Yeah I saw it and thank you. Matter of fact I'm sitting here with my cheese and crackers sipping on a hard cider I bought today.
Now you know I don't mean you regarding Angelyne. Maybe it's my age but I remember Mae West used to appear in public in character all the time til she died. All the scoffing about Angelyne's age seems a little too much about nothing. Must a been a slow day I guess.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Bambam, Ok, it must be a lot of work to do everything in pink, she's camp, I'll give her that. But she's looking a little tired, maybe she needs a day at the spa. At least she's not driving around getting DUI's, right? So already she's better than the Lohans and Bynes and all the Hogans combined, lol
Hey, did you see I left you an apple cider for the misquote yesterday? hahaha
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Mon, 10/08/2012 - 12:45am.
Bambam, or Lohan in 30? She's survivedmore than a zombiepocalypse... Jussayin' ;)
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You never know, Withy. If she's still kickin in 30 years, she probably will be still dressin' like a twenty yr old. She's definitely got the delusional bug in her so she's got a head start.
But seriously, some of the comments here about her. Folks really feel compelled to google her age to refute it? Really? I mean it's obvious she's not 44, she's not to be taken seriously.
She's fun, you gotta just buy into the whole idea. I wonder if folks know the meaning of camp, what it means to be campy?
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
Those are some truly fucking severe support tights she is wearing!! Those must have been made during WWII for pilots to use as a base layer under their uniform.
She is just soooooooooooooooooooo completely grotesque. Imagine the smell when she takes off that hose after a 100 degree day in the Southern CA valley...
lmao. She looks like something out of a Dr Seuss book.
Why is anyone surprised? She's 44 in Catherine Zeta-Jones years... and we all know CZJ claims to be 43! XD
Would much rather see pictures of this Angelyne:
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Angelyne-the-Amazing-DEAF-Cattle-Dog/12331...
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"Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
--"The Little Prince", Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
this is Blowhan in TEN years, she keeps up her shit.
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You'll always be a part of me
I'm a part of you indefinitely
Boy don't you know you can't escape me
Ooh darling, 'cause you'll always be my baby
1980s called 2012 and told Angelyne to give it a rest already.
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Bambam, or Lohan in 30? She's survivedmore than a zombiepocalypse... Jussayin' ;)
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This will be Mariah Carey in another 25 years.
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
The leopard-spot adhesive bandage across the palm of her left hand is fetching...mayhaps her skin has thinned so much with age that now she gets blisters when she gives a handy? At least it draws the eye up and away...
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"Men have forgotten this truth," said the fox. "But you must not forget it. You become responsible, forever, for what you have tamed."
--"The Little Prince", Antoine de Saint-Exupéry
Not penniless but pantieless...I'm amazed that she can still afford to buy gas in Cali for that gas guzzler.
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UBF and Whamo....I'm laughing hysterically at your posts.
My doggies are looking at me funny. Haha
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That pose she's doing is a lot harder than it looks. I just tried it and she looks WAaaay sexier than me. Lol. I tried stuffing my bra but no go, it's also her butt and hips that makes that pose. She has a nice body for her age. I wonder of she's using padding. Hmm.
I have no clue what the psychological term is for her condition but I'll bet it has a lot of letters!
Who is she - a retired ho?
Imagine pulling up next to this pink corvette at a light with what looks like a hot blonde at the wheel and when she turns and looks at you it's fucking Baby Jane Hudson!
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"You're gonna be a grandma, bitch!"
Submitted by dbella on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 9:20pm.
Google says she is exactly one DAY older than me. I call bullshit
They're Hollywood years: You take the number of years over 30, halve, then add the two numbers. You gotta admire her ability to keep her true name and age private.
Fucking hell, she looks like a Barbie Piñata.
To whomever pointed out thumb #4 *side-eyes Meowsers* I clicked and the picture popped up as a GIANT close-up of her mug! AARRGGHH! That lady does not look like she's enjoying her job... Whatever that may be, being the pink miss kitty? LOL
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Good lord that's a whole lot of crayzay all in one place.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 7:15pm.
Catholicschoolgirl....memaw's lose their pube hairs automatically????
Senior citizenship= 10% discount everywhere u go, no periods, and no pubes!!?? Hello! :P
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Yeeeeeeeesh, I can't unread THAT!
Google says she is exactly one DAY older than me. I call bullshit
Hey Michael! I used to work at an infamous restaurant in WeHo on Santa Monica Blvd, and Angelyne used to come in on Saturday nights after our kitchen closed and hang with the cocktail crowd. She doesn't drink-her liquid of choice is diet coke. But we had to get the bartender to pour soda(there wasn't a station for us to do it)and she would always ask to have her soda's comped. She's fabulous-LOVE HER!!
Based on thumbnail #4, I'd put her at at least 75 years of age. That much spackle on her face only emphasizes the things it was meant to hide. And eeeeeeewww!! at the crotch shots but thank goodness for the tights-worthy support hose. Any more information could scar someone for life.
Still, I can look at her and feel some empathy unlike today's trash (blohan, parasite, the kartrashians to name a few...).
Throw back that head, Granny, and stretch out that turkey neck... then hurry your wrinkly ass back to the rest home and get yourself a diaper change pronto 'cause it's PUDDING NIGHT!
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Submitted by letinstar on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 6:55pm.
does angelyne have any friends? she really shouldn't out alone...
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Yeah, until you think of the type of friends she'd be able to attract and maintain...*coughBobbyTrendycough* Yeah, no this mess needs no further mess and that's the only thing that could possibly happen with 'friends'...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Those support hose are a dead memaw give-away. Followed closely by the face and the huge, shelf-like bosom.
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*throwing up at bambam's idea of a sammich*
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
This crazy old bird is in her late 60's/early 70's. She AINT foolin' nobody. She' looks like a wax Barbie left out in the August sun.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Looking at her pic from the 80's, it seems she's really maintained her figure.
She looks tired now. Must be a drag putting on all that makeup and tight clothing. Kind of like how I feel in the morning getting up to go to work.
The lower pic on this link is how she looked in her billboards in the mid-80s:
http://webarchives.cdlib.org/sw1th8bq8q/http://www.angelynegovernor.com/...
Jebus, its Memaw Pubes. My Grandma once got dressed infront of me ( I was maybe 6 at the time) and I will never forget the white Grandma Pubes. Although at my clinicals at the Nursing Home not long ago, i noticed alot of thinning beavers. Easy cleanup.
Catholicschoolgirl....memaw's lose their pube hairs automatically????
Senior citizenship= 10% discount everywhere u go, no periods, and no pubes!!?? Hello! :P
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