Hot Slut Of The Day!

Doreen DiMucci (as played by Elizabeth Whitcraft), the shameless Staten Island slut who was Alec Baldwin’s side trick in Working Girl. That picture tells you everything you need to know about why Doreen DiMucci (the hottest name on Staten Island) is a HSOTD. Nobody wears an Ogilvy home perm like Doreen and nobody throws an “Oh yes, I’ve got your man, literally, because he’s kind of inside me right now” side-eye like Doreen does. That’s a side-eye that’ll make any woman drop her house keys and get back on the ferry, because the game is over.

(For Lahoma)