David Blaine Turned Himself Into A Human Plasma Ball Last Night
At Manhattan's Pier 54 last night, professional stander David Blaine slipped on a pair of rubber panties and put on a chain mail suit he bought from Cher's old Sanctuary catalog to stand on a pedestal while electric bolts hit his armor. David is going to do this for a total of 72 hours and it's streaming live on YouTube, but don't click over there unless you want to be annoyed by music that'll make you feel like you're at Medieval Times. Like all of his STUNT QUEEN stunts, David is not eating, sleeping, is drinking water out of a tube and has got a catheter shoved up his piss slit. So basically it's like that one time Hugh Hefner's nurse/ho mistakenly gave him an Ecstasy tab instead of his Flinstones chewable vitamin.
Because David is protected by a Faraday suit and is harnessed to that pedestal thing, many aren't exactly impressed with this stunt including John Belcher, a physicist at MIT. John talked to Today about this and said, "David, you not in danger, girl."
"He has a conducting suit, all the current is going through the suit, nothing through his body. There is no danger in this that I see. I would do it, and I am 69 years old and risk-averse. I just would have to take a nap."
Now, I'm not saying my ass could do this, because I couldn't. I like sitting down, sleeping, eating things, shitting into a toilet and wearing sweats too much. But not eating for 72 hours? Please. 12-year-old models and GOOPY Paltrow conquer that twice a week! Not sleeping for 72 hours? Please. Junkies on meth and single working mothers already do that! Wearing a really uncomfortable chain mail suit? Please. John Travolta wears that every time Kelly Preston tells him she wants to cuddle in her bed tonight. And that electrocution shit? Somebody's dad (I'm not saying yours) is trying that on the nipples of somebody's mom tonight, because they got a little TOO into 50 Shades of Grey.
What I'm saying is that a more dangerous stunt would be if David Blaine tried to plug a hairdryer into a loose electrical socket in the bathroom of a NYC apartment that was built in the 1930s. Now that is some real danger.
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Too bad he couldn't do something really useful like getting rid of the alligators that keep popping up on Long Island rather than being a waste of space.
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and BTW, .....standing on your feet, no drink, food, water or bathroom for 72 hours?
Wecome to my EVERY work week. It's called NURSING.
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Amen to that sistah!
I guess he never saw that movie, The Prestige, with Hugh Jackman as the ball of electricity. Being the natural showman, Jackman was better at faking this 'danger'.
and BTW, .....standing on your feet, no drink, food, water or bathroom for 72 hours?
Wecome to my EVERY work week. It's called NURSING.
Get a real job Blaine. Or would that 'trick/stunt' be too hard??
Uploading a virus would be more dangerous than this.
I actually used to think Blaine was kind of cool. Now he has "jumped the shark" God knows how many times. Enough with the stunts. That's not magic...isn't he a magician?
By the way, years ago one of the specials where Blaine walks around doing magic for people on the street was on. My husband and I paused and played back many of the "magic tricks". We figured many of them out by doing this, which was sort of interesting. Not all of them--couldn't figure out Blaine levitating. Don't get that one. But most tricks are truly is just slight of hand.
Submitted by Whamo on Sun, 10/07/2012 - 9:56am.
I know some of this stuff is pretty lame but man I've seen him do some seriously cool holy shit how the fuck did he do THAT type stuff. Some of his street magic is awesome.
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Yeah, before he started with these stunts, he had some legitimately freaky magic tricks. I saw him pull the head off of a live chicken. It was crazy. He needs to get back to his old act - it was seriously mind-blowing stuff.
I know some of this stuff is pretty lame but man I've seen him do some seriously cool holy shit how the fuck did he do THAT type stuff. Some of his street magic is awesome.
The ultimate stunt queen.
Remember Leonardo doing that video with him?? It was on in the uk last night. I was laughing so hard. Leo looks waaay young and is so annoying how they are all talking and shit,like,leo -"so...when u like read ppl minds are u really reading their mind?" david- "yea,it's like that one time when my mom told me..." blah blah blah leo and him totally fucked.whatever!
Stupid pointless waste of electricity. And at that a wrong message.
Somebody hand me a water gun i'm a gonna end this malarkey. For the environment.
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Do you want a banana?
No i don't wanna
Blaine at his best in this video..;)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYxu_MQSTTY
"Hey, you wanna see some magic?"
Any human plasma balls still around?
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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 10:30pm.
Dog,
It's probably one of those thongs by depends
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sorry to butt in on your comment for someone else, but depends makes thongs? heeheehee
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Lol Dog. And you make fun of Mike for a little error! Ha. ;)
I hope your allergies get better, Mike.
I'm out for the night
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 11:50pm.
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Hear hear... Doggy, I feel odd too. I've been taking medication for high blood pressure for the past couple of weeks. Gets me moody.
Get some rest sweetie.
Night, Doggie.
Sal, darling I spent the day making lasagnes for the lady at churhm. I took an Ambien ad my eyes aren't focusinn well"l. Think I ned to sleep. I luves Mike even though he sniffs the rag.weefm
I feel reaaly odd.
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Hey DSluts, what's up? I'm watching The Replacements for the 50th time tonight with my husband and kids. My daughter and I have a,game going on to see who can memorize and quote all the lines................she's winning. Not good.
Submitted by Dog on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 11:10pm.
PHM, Mike can't be banned permanently because having 0% body fat means he can't cast a shadow so he can slip back through the bars of banned camp and blind the guards with his shiny hair.
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ololololol... My, Doggy, are you in a good mood or what? How are you today sweetheart? What did Mikey do to deserve that?
I didn't know that his body fat actually dropped down to 0%, and I haven't read anything about his shiny hair. What happened to his zit then?
Every time I read how you poke fun at Mike's problems, I remember this meme. XD
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/first-world-problems
I don't know what's worse, in that pic on the bottom right, Blaine with the basket on his head or the grown woman with a Hello Kitty phone taking a pic.
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It's tough to get out that static cling from your metal suit after the dryer, he should have used those bounce sheets.
The only thing worse than actually doing these stupid stunts is being a member of the audience and having to watch it.
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Oh LOL he's letting the chub win the battle. Do hot models still want to date this hasbeen dumbass?
millions yawned :)
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PHM, Mike can't be banned permanently because having 0% body fat means he can't cast a shadow so he can slip back through the bars of banned camp and blind the guards with his shiny hair.
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Lol, Dog. At least Mike didn't use the word bidness like I did or you'd have to report him to MK and have him banned ;)
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 10:50pm.
Mike,
I guess it is a three day weekend, but still. It's so cold here I don't feel like leaving the house. What's your excuse?
I was out late late last night, and my ragweed allergy is kicking my ass, so I've done nothing bu loll around the house.
Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 10:50pm.
Mike,
I guess it is a three day weekend, but still. It's so cold here I don't feel like leaving the house. What's your excuse?
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He's trying to get over the fact he used the word "deadest". Quelle horreur. Yes, I'm the Grammar Police.
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Hahaha..I'm with you, Dog. I have no idea why people still care about him..he's such a joke.
Mike,
I guess it is a three day weekend, but still. It's so cold here I don't feel like leaving the house. What's your excuse?
PHM, I loathe people like him. He takes himself far too seriously and looks just ridiculous. For some reason it reminds me of the FBI naming everything "Operation _______". Even something as tame as wiretapping a hooker ring and they'll name it Operation Cumstain or something. I bet Blaine tells women he's worked with the CIA doing "covert operations".
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Submitted by PrettyHateMachine on Sat, 10/06/2012 - 10:19pm.
Big deal. In high school I survived on carrot sticks, water, and diet coke. And that was on the days that I decided to eat.
what a tool.
And I think the D in Dlisted stands for dead tonight.... Why so quiet? Or is it none of my bidness? Lol
Today's been just about the deadest I've ever seen it.
Stoney...yes!! She is tall and model-like too!! He definately has a 'type.' She was flattered when she was chosen, but when she came back to her seat, she said she felt like she had been molested. :(
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Dog,
It's probably one of those thongs by depends
The pics finally loaded and I looked; God knows why. Excuse me, but why is he wearing a thong? It's not like his dingle is worth hiding.
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Big deal. In high school I survived on carrot sticks, water, and diet coke. And that was on the days that I decided to eat.
what a tool.
And I think the D in Dlisted stands for dead tonight.... Why so quiet? Or is it none of my bidness? Lol
that outfit makes her look fat
I've seen 1st grade science experiments more entertaining than this.
He picked my roommate out of the audience for a trick. She is a tall modely type. He was a huge perv. And aside from those of us who were paid to sit in the front row, the entire audience was filled with cardboard cut out people.
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what magic his dick do ?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
how big his dick at?
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Submitted by stinkbutt on Mon, 03/29/2010 - 5:47pm.
suckandfuck, do us all a favor, and hang yourself. Oh, and your parents should be shot for raising a disgusting pig like yourself.
I thought David Blaine was really cool when he first came on the scene. Now, not so much.
Stoney.....I think I was at the same David Copperfield show as you. Lol. He was lame. And we were sitting stage left, so we could see how he did all of the tricks. He was really skeevy too. He chose my sister-in-law's sister for a trick, and he was hitting on her the entire time. She is gorgeous, and I'm sure most men would. But he was old enough to be her grandpa and it was perverted. I also thought he came across as a douchebag.
My daughter loved the show, but she was only a year old. Lol
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And dumbass says "If anyone ever thought about this before, it's too late."
I'm calling Sheldon to figure that one out.
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WTF? It's not magic. It's not even a dangerous stunt. Totally safe because of the suit and he is getting liquids and able to pee. So what the hell is he? Just an attention whore, I think. If anything, I would say this is a lame-o art installation. I can't stand this guy.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
I can see the outline of his foley catheter. Gross.
WTF? They do this shit at the electricity exhibit at Museum Of Science in Boston every day that ends in -day. I like Blaine and his sometimes interesting shit, but what the fuck is this?
Is he banking on people's unfamiliarity with the laws of electricity to get a reaction...?
i gotta go, folks... so... yeah... uumm.. don't click on this... no, no! you're not allowed!... it's just for sitting right here. it's not for clicking, or listening to... don't, i tell ya!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7ZPMScX9-k
catch ya all later!
OT: meh, i'll try later, i swear... *crosses fingers*
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