Tom Ford Is A Daddy

October 5, 2012 / Posted by:

51-year-old fashion designer and curator of all things refined Tom Ford and his 60-something partner Richard Buckley announced today that they are fathers to a newborn baby boy they named Alexander John Buckley Ford. Vogue.com says that Alexander John Buckley Ford was born on September 23rd in Los Angeles. It’s fitting that Tom and Richard’s baby has the full name of a gun-slinging old timey bandit who once robbed a Wells Fargo stagecoach of all their coins, because this baby will forever be rolling around in gold and luxury.

Baby AJ will never know what it’s like to get a rash on his nalgas from sleeping on an egg crate covered with a 150 grit bed sheet from Ikea. Baby AJ will never have to cross his fingers when he tries to get $20 out of the ATM by depositing a $40 check he wrote to himself.

Baby AJ will always be surrounded by opulence, luxury and beauty. And yes, I’ll stop being jealous of a baby who isn’t even a month old.

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