Night Crumbs
Sam Champion is gay and is marrying a man. (long pause) Welcome back, are you okay after falling on the floor from reading this shocking and surprising news? – Towleroad
Tracy Anderson scares me and I think I read in a book of folklore somewhere that she’s the evil troll twin of Hayden Panettiere – Lainey Gossip
My TV is still covered in a quarantine tent from exposing it to Couples Therapy on Wednesday night – The Superficial
This baby is so young and already has questionable taste – The Berry
Binge eating, boozing, smoking all the time… Celebrities on the verge a mid-life crises are just like us! – Celebitchy
Oh, look what happened at the 1st Annual Bottom of the Barrel Porn Stars Convention – Drunken Stepfather
For the sake of humanity, please don’t tell me JWoww is knocked up. Why isn’t MTV spiking the Jacuzzi water with crushed up birth control pills and Spermicide? – Hollywood Tuna
TGIF: Here’s Rose McGowan’s ass in leggings – Popoholic
Lukewarm water hates uncooked oatmeal – ICYDK
Can’t Selena Gomez lay out Justin Bieber’s clothes for him in the morning like every good mother does? – Popsugar
Eden from Nip/Tuck and that hot shaved Australian wolf from Prison Break are over – Just Jared
What kind of broke ass Kanye outfit is Miguel wearing? – Crunk + Disorderly
Nicole Scherzinger used to be bulimic – I’m Not Obsessed
Who said the line: “I should be a lesbian by the way that I look and the way that I am.” Ryan Gaycrest or Pink? – Cityrag
A (sort of) celebrity was arrested in Texas and it wasn’t for smuggling weed – Hollywood Rag
Yeah, Ben Affleck has a “wonder member” alright. Meaning that when he takes off his underwear, you wonder where his member is. – SOW
#whitepeople – OMG Blog
Can the text messages between Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders please leak, because I need new reading material to fall asleep to and you know that shit is a new kind of boring – IDLYITW