Night Crumbs

October 5, 2012 / Posted by:

Sam Champion is gay and is marrying a man. (long pause) Welcome back, are you okay after falling on the floor from reading this shocking and surprising news? – Towleroad

Tracy Anderson scares me and I think I read in a book of folklore somewhere that she’s the evil troll twin of Hayden PanettiereLainey Gossip

My TV is still covered in a quarantine tent from exposing it to Couples Therapy on Wednesday night – The Superficial 

This baby is so young and already has questionable taste – The Berry 

Binge eating, boozing, smoking all the time… Celebrities on the verge a mid-life crises are just like us! – Celebitchy

Oh, look what happened at the 1st Annual Bottom of the Barrel Porn Stars ConventionDrunken Stepfather

For the sake of humanity, please don’t tell me JWoww is knocked up. Why isn’t MTV spiking the Jacuzzi water with crushed up birth control pills and Spermicide? – Hollywood Tuna 

TGIF: Here’s Rose McGowan’s ass in leggings – Popoholic

Lukewarm water hates uncooked oatmeal – ICYDK

Can’t Selena Gomez lay out Justin Bieber’s clothes for him in the morning like every good mother does? – Popsugar

Eden from Nip/Tuck and that hot shaved Australian wolf from Prison Break are over – Just Jared

What kind of broke ass Kanye outfit is Miguel wearing? – Crunk + Disorderly

Nicole Scherzinger used to be bulimic – I’m Not Obsessed

Who said the line: “I should be a lesbian by the way that I look and the way that I am.Ryan Gaycrest or Pink? – Cityrag

A (sort of) celebrity was arrested in Texas and it wasn’t for smuggling weed – Hollywood Rag

Yeah, Ben Affleck has a “wonder member” alright. Meaning that when he takes off his underwear, you wonder where his member is. – SOW

#whitepeople – OMG Blog

Can the text messages between Kristen Stewart and Rupert Sanders please leak, because I need new reading material to fall asleep to and you know that shit is a new kind of boring – IDLYITW

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