Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 5, 2012 / Posted by:

The TSA Checkpoint Party Girl!

Adam Conner was about to go through the TSA checkpoint at Dulles International Airport when he watched an agent stop this true American hero from carrying her plastic bottle of Smirnoff vodka through security. As kids, our parents told us during the cocktail hour before dinner to finish all of our vodka, because there are thirsty third world orphans who don’t have any vodka to guzzle down. You do not waste vodka. Throwing away vodka is a crime against the soul of humanity and should be illegal in all states. Our hero knows this, so she drank in line and offered up swigs to any traveler who wanted to get a quick sweet nectar buzz before breakfast. Yeah, it was 7:30 in the morning. Vodka time is ALL the time!

I would stand (and then stumble to the floor) with her by taking a shot of Smirnoff this morning, but that picture has already got me drunk. You can tell she’s slurring out the line, “So you wanna do body shots on that conveyor belt bar over there?”

(via HyperVocal, pic via AC’s Facebook)

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