Hot Slut Of The Day!
The TSA Checkpoint Party Girl!
Adam Conner was about to go through the TSA checkpoint at Dulles International Airport when he watched an agent stop this true American hero from carrying her plastic bottle of Smirnoff vodka through security. As kids, our parents told us during the cocktail hour before dinner to finish all of our vodka, because there are thirsty third world orphans who don't have any vodka to guzzle down. You do not waste vodka. Throwing away vodka is a crime against the soul of humanity and should be illegal in all states. Our hero knows this, so she drank in line and offered up swigs to any traveler who wanted to get a quick sweet nectar buzz before breakfast. Yeah, it was 7:30 in the morning. Vodka time is ALL the time!
I would stand (and then stumble to the floor) with her by taking a shot of Smirnoff this morning, but that picture has already got me drunk. You can tell she's slurring out the line, "So you wanna do body shots on that conveyor belt bar over there?"
(via HyperVocal, pic via AC's Facebook)
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I could chug out half a fifth but i'd have to get up to go to lavatory quite a bit and i'm making unsolicited comments to everyone in eyeshot
Fun fact: vodka can make a pie crust tender and moist. Just ask the guys at America's Test Kitchen. They didn't say WHICH vodka works best, though.
One of Adam Conner's FB friends left a shout-out to DL.
The thing about dosing yourself before you fly, or speak in public, or go on a blind date is you never begin to conquer the anxiety; you just mask it. Then the next time, you're sure you won't get by without dosing again. Do that repeatedly and it's an impossible habit to break.
Not to tell anyone what to do or to criticize anyone, but if you try a short flight (like 45 mins) with no booze or medication and you actually survive, then the next flight is easier. Do that 20X and your prob is licked. That's the same basic exposure idea they teach in those fear-of-flying seminars.
Flying for me is a weird thing. I hate to fly, also, but I have had to do it hundreds of times. I do not drink much, so I just try my best to stay occupied.
The worst part of flying for me is the pressure! I have terrible sinus problems, throat problems, ear problems, etc. etc. Basically, I am a hot mess of ENT problems. Me and my ENT doc are like buddies. Seriously.
So, I take Bonine and hope for the best!
CSG, I think that's Dog. :D
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Lots of people need a swig or 5 or 10 before flying but carrying an entire bottle to the airport? LOL, lady has a drank ass problem! ;)
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Which one of you dlisted sluts is that?
Public transportation and the bums you're forced to meet there.
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Absolutely NOTHNG WRONG with drinking at 4, 5, 6, 7am if awaiting to board a plane. ESPECIALLY if you have a fear of flying *points to self* then proceeding to continue drinking during the flight.
Just as long as you are not driving once you reach your destination, and aren't Blohan drunk when getting off the plane and able to get TO a cab.
No problems here!
Who is Adam Connor?
Bitch, put your vodka into a liter water bottle and carry it on board like the rest of us FFS!
Drunk bitch was probably on her way to her 50th rehab stint.
Imagine having to sit NEXT to this Drunkzila!
Whaddya mean TSA doesn't stand for Taaka, Smirnoff & Absolut?
The good thing about international travel is that usually you get some wine or beer. The good ole days of getting mixed drinks are almost gone. 1st class can get crack if they want it.
How much you want to bet TSAs and other airline staff have a damned 'ole swap meet at the end of the day?
"A friend of mine went on a business trip last week (hates flying) and right before he left his house he smoked some of the most potent bud I've ever seen...."
When I got off the plane from Amsterdam, the drug dog at the gate started humping my leg he was so excited to see me... They pulled me into a back room and strip searched me, but quickly realized every single thing I wore and had with me reeked with the good shit. I thought that poor German Shepard's head was going to explode.
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OMG, reminds me of when I used to get drunk off shots. Worst hangovers ever. Yes plural, I'm a slow learner. Won't touch that stuff now, my poison of choice is wine.
Fuck yeah, girrrl!! Drank yo drank, mama!! Don't let The Man steal your buzz, fuck da fuzz!!
*Kizzy got to keep her rum, she knows the importance of packaging and proper stickers. Mostly
the stickers.
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Submitted by Pinay Pie on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 11:56am.
Hekki: For sure! :D
I'm also pretty sure airport staff take home all the things they force passengers to leave behind..umbrella, lotion, perfume, etc... lol
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We visited Fort William Henry museum in Lake George with my sons, and at the museum store we got toy guns and a toy cannon, they all were replicas of 18 century weapons. We were going through airport security and those bastards confiscated those souvenirs because they looked like firearms!
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Submitted by Migraineuse on Fri, 09/14/2012 - 6:22pm.
All females belong to the sex class; they are subhuman buckets for male incontinence.
Ugh, that makes me sick just looking at it and imagining how she must have felt after she woke up. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy ze cocka-tail as much as the next guy, but WOW. Cut that shit with some cranberry, girlfriend!!
Damn, girl, a whole bottle?! I take my hat off to your liver.
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What the fuck dude? And being European is NOT an excuse. - IHateCharityChic 05/10/2012
Hekki: For sure! :D
I'm also pretty sure airport staff take home all the things they force passengers to leave behind..umbrella, lotion, perfume, etc... lol
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Pinay: and I bet the airport employees had a big fat party later...
Oh Gawd! I thought this was Kathleen Turner. Both are Hot.
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Was at Kuala Lumpur airport a few months ago. Airport security stopped this couple with two kids at the luggage check because they were hand carrying several bottles of alcohol, which they bought at the duty free shop. Sad to say they had to leave all their goodies behind because it was boarding time and no time to properly package and check them in.
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Submitted by turnelbup on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 10:55am.
Before I found a doc who would allow me to take benzos, I too had to do the 7am vodka chug just so I could get on the damn plane!
Awwww. (No booze in coach? Isn't that like a human rights violation?)
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"If you think by affordable its going to be a $25 forever 21 dress then your going to the wrong wedding."
@fleur - Madonna wishes she looked that young and healthy...
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All I have to say is I have been booted from innummerable planes for having a case of the drunks, so if this good time party girl got through TSA, she's my new travel buddy.
I thought that was Madonna.
Before I found a doc who would allow me to take benzos, I too had to do the 7am vodka chug just so I could get on the damn plane! Flying scares me like nothing else. On one morning flight from Spain to NY,when I found out that breakfast champagne was being served in first class, but no booze at all was being served in coach (what are we, Baptists?)I begged the flight attendant to sneak me a glass - she paled at the look of abject fear in my eyes and didn't hesitate to give me all the bubbly I needed.
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"When in doubt, freak 'em out" -- Sharon Needles
he looks like the Cuntess from RHNY
*chanting as always*
Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 10:40am.
Ha! Not surprised. I feel for your friend. As least they didn't make him squeal like a pig.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
I have never flown before, but I'm pretty sure that the first time that I do I will be just like this lady. Ha.. Good for her.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 10:34am.
Arkansas
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 10/05/2012 - 10:30am.
I don't have to tell you that at a small town airport this was like fucking Christmas to these guys! He was detained for hours, interrogated by these redneck ass security guys and strip searched.
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Wow, was this a Mississippi airport?
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
A friend of mine went on a business trip last week (hates flying) and right before he left his house he smoked some of the most potent bud I've ever seen. So he's walking through security and they stop him because they detected (however it's done) BOMB MAKING MATERIALS ON HIS PERSON. I don't have to tell you that at a small town airport this was like fucking Christmas to these guys! He was detained for hours, interrogated by these redneck ass security guys and strip searched... I actually have no point and no clue where I was going with this... good morning.
ETA: oh, since he travels all the time with the same luggage, etc. and it's never happened before, he thinks it may have been the weed that set off the whatever it is they detect that kinda shit with...
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
So unfair!!!!
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Who doesn't drink on airplanes? I mean, besides pregnant women and AA members.
Some people are just nervous about flying. Others are alkies who drink at breakfast.
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"If you think by affordable its going to be a $25 forever 21 dress then your going to the wrong wedding."
imagine the lucky soul who got to sit beside her on the plane...
LOL, letinstar! She meant to share, but drank it all in the cab to the airport.
How do they know it wasn't water in a fancy bottle?
I'm choosing to overlook the sadness of morning drunks and gonna remark on the happy phenomenon that phone camera allow us to capture glamor and elegance that would normally remain unacknowledged.
this woman clearly didn't bring enough smirnoff for everyone...shame on her...
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