Twitterer @DragonflyJonez made a list of 10 reasons he’s voting for Obama and 10 reasons why he isn’t voting for Obama and Snoop Dogg (I REFUSE to call him Snoop Lion) co-signed and snatched it by Instagraming it without giving credit. DragonflyJonez and Snoop Dogg aren’t voting for Romney, because he’s a ho-less Mormon, is a muthafucka named Mitt and won’t let anybody talk. They’re voting for Obama, because Michelle’s got a fat ass and he smokes Newports. A MESS!
Maybe I’m alone on this, but “he a ho” and “bitch got a dancing horse” are both selling points for me.