Above is a still from On the Road of Kristen Stewart doing the “Who wants to lick these pits?” pose while going for a topless drive with Sam Riley and Garrett Hedlund. If you want to see the NSFW and de-RPattz’d version of this pic, click here. Maybe it’s just the picture, but is KStew’s left nipple throwing a side-eye? It looks like a bean rolling off of a plate. Even her nipple is telling her to kindly exit stage right.
So KStew talked to MTV News (via The New York Times of the UK) about working with On the Road’s director Walter Salles, and if Walter has a wife, his wife now knows what he’s really been doing when he tells her he’s taking a long walk on Pacific View Trail. Because KStew said this about working with Walter:
“You can do no wrong with [director Walter Salles]. He puts so much inside of you. In the four-week rehearsal process, it was okay to ask any question, to bring up any story, to really over-analyze everything and intellectualize everything. Once we got on set, it was so about just breathing and letting it happen. He put so much trust in us, so it was like, ‘Okay, so I have to take my clothes off?’ It’s so not a big [deal].”
Oh, I bet he put so much inside of you. But seriously, doesn’t Kristen Stewart know that you only have to bone the director while he’s casting the role you want. You don’t need to do it after you’ve already gotten the role! I swear.