QOTD: Kristen Stewart Really, Really Loved Working With Director Walter Salles
Above is a still from On the Road of Kristen Stewart doing the "Who wants to lick these pits?" pose while going for a topless drive with Sam Riley and Garrett Hedlund. If you want to see the NSFW and de-RPattz'd version of this pic, click here. Maybe it's just the picture, but is KStew's left nipple throwing a side-eye? It looks like a bean rolling off of a plate. Even her nipple is telling her to kindly exit stage right.
So KStew talked to MTV News (via The New York Times of the UK) about working with On the Road's director Walter Salles, and if Walter has a wife, his wife now knows what he's really been doing when he tells her he's taking a long walk on Pacific View Trail. Because KStew said this about working with Walter:
"You can do no wrong with [director Walter Salles]. He puts so much inside of you. In the four-week rehearsal process, it was okay to ask any question, to bring up any story, to really over-analyze everything and intellectualize everything. Once we got on set, it was so about just breathing and letting it happen. He put so much trust in us, so it was like, 'Okay, so I have to take my clothes off?' It's so not a big [deal]."
Oh, I bet he put so much inside of you. But seriously, doesn't Kristen Stewart know that you only have to bone the director while he's casting the role you want. You don't need to do it after you've already gotten the role! I swear.
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Oh, and btw, KS had this role lined up while she was still very much a minor so she didn't get the part screwing Salles. She may have screwed him, I don't know, but she didn't in order to get the part. Personally I think there was something going on between her and Hedlund (sp?) - who looks mighty fine in that pic and seems like he'll be looking fine in the movie, too (even though I never thought he was fine before).
ewe - "Oh, and all the jazz musicians (why wasn't I born way back then?)"
Careful or the Celebitches will come after you! The "he puts so much inside of you" quote was on Celebitchy a while ago along with one of KS saying she felt nostalgic for that period in American history even hough she hadn't been born yet and that she wished she could "go back". Now I know Stewart is pretentious and a bad actress, and I have no problem with people letting it rip on her hypocrisy and the superior, smug attitude she has about herself, but when they go in for the kill on such things as her "bad" parents and so forth (her small breasts? Really? And you're all females posting this shit too, right?) I just have to say something.
Well, on this particular Celebitchy blog the comment section was ablaze with scathing remarks that practically referred to her as a racist. She was this dumb bitch who had no idea what it was like for black people back then, you see. So I posted a comment that asked these people if they felt the same towards the author and fans of the book. I also said something about being sick of all this "I'm such an intelligent, compassionate victim who always looks to be offended" crap and stated that I will be anxiously awaiting the day when black male rappers write "music" (lol) belittling clitoridectomies and child brides rather than about their victimhood at the hands of white men and black women. There was also a European commenting on the ignorance of Americans to their own history (can you believe it? All of this being elicited by a KS quote about the great time she had filming this movie?) so I posted something about how European schools would do well to stop with The Ignorance of Americans class they require at every grade level and start one about their own history that occurred about a decade before Jack wrote his book because right now things don't look too cheerful for Jewish people on that particular Continent and some European history might just repeat itself.
Needless to say neither of my comments made it through and the icing on the cake is that I got banned! Lol.
Ewwww, she has got some fugly tits!!
The only movie of hers I've seen is Panic Room. DAMN she's got nice tits.
Butterface....
"This world is a whore."
Also, the guy at the wheel looks like she smells
"the only thing his face should host is a fist" MK
"[I really enjoyed working with this director, as opposed to that married british guy who couldn't get enough munching rug in parked cars] because he puts so much inside of you!"
I've never seen two dudes less interested in the naked girl in their car.
"the only thing his face should host is a fist" MK
I bet she loved giving her co-stars hand jobs even more.
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Shiitake happens...
Submitted by WithinReason... on Thu, 10/04/2012 -
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But mmm mmm to a Sam Riley and Garrett Hedlund sandwich with KStew. Those two guys are cute, lucky bitch! Fcuk the director, oh yeah, she already does, hahaha ;D
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MTE!
Did she screw this director also? That left nipple looks like it wants to run for the hills!
"it was so about..."
"it was so not a big deal..."
Uh, okay, Chandler.
They should remake the Scarlet Letter and have her star as Hester.
rimshot!
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
I watched Snow White and the Huntsman the other day, and I thought it sucked. She is not a good actress.
Andrei,
Oh believe me, there are. Not that I've seen THAT many penises or anything *shame face*
"Even her nipple is telling her to kindly exit stage right." Sheeeeit, I've got a sidecramp from laughing!!
Ugh, this smelly overexposed bitch. Is she implying that she's the one who wanted to "overanalyze and intellectualize" everything? Honey, just cuz they cast your tits in a Kerouac story does NOT make YOU intelligent in.any.way. Boring bratty beaver-toothed twat.
Ok, here we go again with her director "putting so much inside her" stories...
But mmm mmm to a Sam Riley and Garrett Hedlund sandwich with KStew. Those two guys are cute, lucky bitch! Fcuk the director, oh yeah, she already does, hahaha ;D
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Submitted by zey on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 2:06pm.
Whenever I read On The Road, I always picture Marylou as the dull, asexual, seemingly narcoleptic girl from the sparkly teen vampire movies.
haaaaaaaaaaaaaa. I didn't even recall her character, but it's been a long while.
You WHORE! I bet she can't sell movies without her target demo. She's certainly not hot enough or a good enough actress.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 3:24pm.
Small ones make you feel inadequate during sessy times, and large ones make you feel like a whorey cow.
Mid-sized ones are the best, imo.
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LOL, slaps Mel's butt and feels up her one small boob and her other whorey cow boob!!
The boobs would be fine if attached to a different actress. But since they're on pretentious doughy boil KStew, they are awful.
Also, she totally fucked the director. How else would she get hired to play a teen bride?
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I'm here to kick ass and drink tea. And I'm all out of tea.
RE: First, I'm still beyond pissed they're making one of my favorite books into a shiteous movie. I hear she's playing Mary Lou, who is barely in the book.
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I was confused too, I don't recall Mary Lou having much of a role in the book, in fact, all the female characters had small parts. Anyway, young hipsters will find this movie appealing and are probably buying up used copies on Amazon as we speak so they can all discuss this over coffee and cigarettes afterward.
I know she can't act for shit but damn she gives me a raging hard on.. Perfect tits
We've got bush, we've, got, bush!!!
So I see a pattern here with Kristen. Run wifey, run!!
As a woman who has had both small AND large boobs throughout my adult life, I can say neither is wonderful. Small ones make you feel inadequate during sessy times, and large ones make you feel like a whorey cow.
Mid-sized ones are the best, imo.
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Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 2:49pm.
*flashes Whamo* ;)
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*touches SweetAss inappropriately*
I'm sure there are pleny of boring penises out there.
Of course there's nothing wrong with small boobs, it's just that they're not big. At least they're not small boobs with humongous circles on them. That'd be freaky. Wouldn't it?
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You can't be pregnant. That rape was legitimate.
She's got boring boobs.
Ain't nothing wrong with smaller boobs. Gees. Grow up.
omg it looks like the Bieb's chest. It looks better with the 2 Sparkles having a stroke.
*flashes Whamo* ;)
Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 2:03pm.
HEY THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH CUTE LITTLE BEWBS!! Just pointing that out, no reason. *stuffs bra*
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Oh SweetAss I'll bet you have the nicest little boobs goin:P
you're right nothin at ALL wrong with little ones.
Submitted by REDMOND on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 2:06pm.
First, I'm still beyond pissed they're making one of my favorite books into a shiteous movie. I hear she's playing Mary Lou, who is barely in the book.
Second, Kristen Stewart is a shit actress who fancies herself some sort of intellectual because she's made a couple terrible indie films.
Third, why do people say she's beautiful? If she weren't famous and anyone saw her walking down the street she'd be considered below average in the looks department.
Totally agree. She is ugly. She is a boy.
"It's so not a big [deal]." until you get caught, huh.
My cat is a better actor. She has a pouty face for when I go out, it's gold. ;O
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Are they meant to be naked in those scenes? I know it's meant to be all artsy and bohemian but, mah god, that's just dirty. Can you imagine sitting in that car after they'd been in it nekkid?
Submitted by miz cynical on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 1:59pm.
You guys are cracking me up! Seriously, you cannot be impressed by her training bra bewbs!
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Hey, leave us ittay bittay tittay gals aaaallllloooooonnne!!!!! There's a lot (no, really, a LOT) wrong with KStew. Let's leave bra size out of it, and point out that that picture just makes her look special ed.
First, I'm still beyond pissed they're making one of my favorite books into a shiteous movie. I hear she's playing Mary Lou, who is barely in the book.
Second, Kristen Stewart is a shit actress who fancies herself some sort of intellectual because she's made a couple terrible indie films.
Third, why do people say she's beautiful? If she weren't famous and anyone saw her walking down the street she'd be considered below average in the looks department.
I don't mind little boobs. Sometimes I like them quite a bit.
Not a big fan of any boob where the nipple covers 70% of the boob though.
But that's just my preference.
Whenever I read On The Road, I always picture Marylou as the dull, asexual, seemingly narcoleptic girl from the sparkly teen vampire movies.
Simply amazing casting.
this is supposed to be Kerouac's "On The Road"?
with Kristin Stewart?
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God don't like ugly.
HEY THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH CUTE LITTLE BEWBS!! Just pointing that out, no reason. *stuffs bra*
Her boobs are cute, but he look on his face says she forgot her bath AND her Secret this morning.
Truly the body of a prepubescent boy.
You guys are cracking me up! Seriously, you cannot be impressed by her training bra bewbs! I haven't seen the link yet, but are her pits shaven? She strikes me as the type that doesn't shave.
"Oh, I bet he put so much inside of you." Bwahaha MK, my exact thought.
Lol
*hands El B some kleenex*
*clicks pic for Jack*
*helps Whamo up*
love how she takes herself so seriously as an actor...think i can do a better job
Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 1:45pm.
Sorry El B - hows about I rub one out while thinking about you rubbing one out - will that help?
ALL RIIIIGGHHHTTT!!! *thwack thwack thwack* :)
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My lover....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mz147m98jdQ&feature=related
Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 1:10pm.
God, when will she just disappear?
Hopefully soon. She is unbearable. Do you know that her breasts were enlarged with CGI? Pathetic but true.
Submitted by annobanano on Thu, 10/04/2012 - 1:36pm.
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How are just plain ol boobs wanking material? Honestly, you guys are so easy.
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What's that Anno??
*stands up quickly trips over pants around ankles bumps head off corner of desk*
anno - that is fucking DISGUSTING!!! (please post pics)
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Sorry El B - hows about I rub one out while thinking about you rubbing one out - will that help?
what will renesmee think??? twilight breaking tits out.