Open Post: Hosted By Mickey Rourke’s Luxurious Wig

October 4, 2012 / Posted by:

Who cares if Mickey Rourke is doing your auntie wrong by wearing her Liz Claiborne sunglasses from TJ Maxx and her favorite argyle sweater from the Talbots outlet mall, he’s bringing heat to the streets with that strawberry blonde loveliness on his head. Now is a good time to buy stock in Oster, because hundreds of middle-aged moms who just got this same haircut at MasterCuts are going to shave themselves bald after seeing Mickey Rourke wear the shit out of their hairstyle. Make those chonies drop with every swish of your fanny pack purse, Mickey!

Our commenting rules are pretty simple: If you make any overly offensive comment (racist, bigoted, etc..) or go way off topic when not in an Open Post, your comments will be deleted and you will be banned. If you see an offensive or spammy comment you think should be deleted, flag it for the mods and they'll be forever grateful and give you their first born (although, you probably don't want that).

alt="drupal analytics" >