Night Crumbs

October 4, 2012 / Posted by:

JLo is wearing a huge diamond ring on THAT finger, so let’s all awwwww on the inside while thinking about Casper Smart buying her that token of his love using her Black Amex. I bet he asked the salesperson if he can get cash back too. Romance! – Lainey Gossip 

“Hello, Mandy Moore? Hey, it’s Lindsay Lohan. I saw your nipples the other day and was wondering if they’re sharp enough to cut through storefront glass? They are? Great! Meet me in front of Cartier!” – Hollywood Tuna 

A crazy whorse at Crazy Horse. Imagine that. – The Superficial 

Don’t lose the lease on your condo, Stacy Keibler! – Celebitchy

2 ghouls, 1 Diva Cup (you decide which is which) – Drunken Stepfather

Strangely enough, “This is NOT Dawson’s Crack” is what James Van Der Beek writes on the back of all his undies – Buzzfeed

Jenny McCarthy’s new book is about growing up Catholic and speaking of Catholicism, I wish I had some holy water to throw at Jenny’s plastic demon face – The Berry

Why is Kate Bosworth wearing the EXACT same (same size and everything) shorts as my favorite Cabbage Patch doll? – Popoholic

I think I’d rather drown than be saved by this – ICYDK

Donny Bonaduce’s plastic surgery is finally starting to settle in – SOW

Helen Hunt’s nipples are coming to a movie screen near you – Hollywood Rag

Does Lindsay Lohan have an alibi? – I’m Not Obsessed

Natalie Portman is still blonde and I’m still mistaking her for everyone but Natalie Portman – Just Jared

Lindsay Lohan was bullied. #itgetsWORSE  – IDLYITW

The Dopey Dwarf look is not working for Rachel Bilson Cityrag

Anne Hathaway and her Ryan Gosling-with-a-pinched-face husband stroll through LAX – I’m Not Obsessed

Now that professional boxer Orlando Cruz has come out, can we please address his squiggly brows? – OMG Blog

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