What Happens When Cameron Diaz And Terry Richardson Get Together

October 3, 2012 / Posted by:

Cameron Diaz tells Esquire UK (via Daily Mail) what every actress tells magazines: she LOVES getting older and she’s never felt this good in her life and feels better at 40 than she did at 25. BLAH BLAH BLAH. If you don’t believe Cameron, then spend some time with the exquisite portraits of subtle elegance that Terry Richardson took of her for the magazine. Nothing says confidence like squatting out an invisible turd while looking like a truck stop morning-shift stripper who gives her customers a handy behind the dumpster for a half pack of Kools. That last sentence was delivered with zero sarcasm, because a jean jacket paired with black garters is the perfect picture of class and confidence.

Cameron also said a bunch of other things and I’d like to think she said them out loud while Terry Richardson was telling her to pop that pussy for his camera:

Cameron says this about being 40: “For the first time in my life I’m content. I’m so excited. Getting older is the best part of life. Like, I know more than I’ve ever known.”

The pictures say: “Look at my ass! I’m 40!”

Cameron says this about being 40. Yes, she’s still talking about being 40: “I have gratitude. I know myself better. I feel more capable than ever. And as far as the physicality of it, I feel better at 40 than I did at 25.”

The pictures say: “You know you still want to fuck me! I’m 40!”

Cameron says this about having kids: “There’s still a possibility of that, I ain’t that old. Believe it or not, I’m feeling very… capable.” 

The pictures say: “You know you want to fuck a baby out of me! I’m 40!”

Cameron says this about never getting married: “I’m smart! No, it’s hard to say. It just wasn’t the thing I was drawn to. I certainly didn’t want it in my 20s. Or my 30s. So we’ll see. I’d always wanted to get hitched in Vegas at least three times.”

The pictures say: “You know you want to fuck me three times in Vegas! I’m 40!”

Cameron says this about being all-natural: “There’s no such thing as anti-aging. You can’t go back in time. So for me, it’s about living in this moment, the best that I can. Contentment is about coming to terms with life as it is.”

The pictures say: “Look at my hot, sexy plastic titty balls! I’m 40!”

So in case you didn’t get the message: Cameron Diaz is still hot and she’s such a lady that she farts out the words “style & substance.” We get it, Cameron.

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