Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

October 3, 2012 / Posted by:

Who is the super-hip reality star flaunting a sizzling lesbian affair with her producer and gushing to cast mates that the romance is her ticket to network sitcom? (National Enquirer via Blind Gossip)

Munch your way to that sitcom, Mama June! Pour some sketti sauce on it, and nom your way to that sitcom contract!

If this isn’t about Mama June from Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, then it must be about La Bruja from The Real Housewives of Miami, because they’re the only “super-hip” reality stars I know of.

A visitor to a film set brought their dog with them. One of the lead actors (who is very well-known) chatted briefly with the dog owner, whom he had previously met. The actor told the visitor that he actually owned a similar dog years ago, and that he really missed her.

When the dog owner received a phone call requiring them to leave the set, our actor volunteered to watch the dog. The delighted dog owner accepted the offer and promised to return in about an hour.

They were actually gone about twenty minutes. When they returned, they were told that the actor had gone to his trailer, and had taken the dog with him. The dog owner went to the trailer and, amused to hear the actor talking to the dog, opened the door without knocking.

They found the actor naked and erect behind the dog. The actor quickly covered up, muttering some sort of excuse. The horrified dog owner grabbed the dog and left. The actor has since contacted the dog owner twice to offer compensation in exchange for their silence. (Blind Gossip)

How in the hell didn’t the dog owner scream for the police, the animal precinct, the FBI, the President of the United States, Cesar Milan, Mariska Hargitay and the owner of a whistle store, because all the rape whistles needed to be blown over this mess. I would’ve done more than grab my dog. I would’ve grabbed for the nearest thing to throw. Then after I told ALL the authorities about this, I would’ve made fliers with his face over the words “DO NOT SELL PEANUT BUTTER TO THIS DOG RAPIST” on them. And I’d give a flier to every grocery store, because bitch has no business buying peanut butter…chunky or creamy.

This B list actress from a very hit cable show says everything is fine in her not very long marriage. Then, why is everything being packed up from her home while she is on a press tour? He can’t handle her fame. He is insecure and jealous and has found someone else. Our actress just closes her eyes and wants it to go away and for everything to be perfect. (CDAN)

Claire Danes? Now she can finally be with Jordan Catalano.

This teenage reality star has to be chaperoned when she sees her celebrity boyfriend because the last few times they have been alone together they have made it very clear they have a sexual relationship and her mom is freaked out about her getting pregnant. Way more concerned about image and brand than her daughter. She should be concerned about the photos and chats she has with her boyfriend while he is on the road. When he is not sleeping with other fans. (CDAN)

Now, Kylie, sex isn’t just something you should give away. It’s special and beautiful and you and Cody Simpson should really wait until you’re older. That way you can legally do it in front of a camera and I can sell that tape to Vivid for millions of dollars. Now give mama a hug and let’s go shopping for edible panties.” – Pimp Mama Kris to Kylie Jenner

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