Wednesday, October 3rd 2012

Birthday Sluts

Tommy Lee (50)
Ashlee Simpson (28)
Erik von Detten (30)
Seth Gabel (32)
Shannyn Sossamon (34)
Jake Shears (34)
Sean William Scott (36)
India Arie (37)
Neve Campbell (39)
Lena Headey (39)
Kevin Richardson (41)
Janel Moloney (43)
Gwen Stefani (43)
Clive Owen (48)
Jack Wagner (53)
Al Sharpton (58)
Keb' Mo' (61)
Lindsey Buckingham (63)
Roy Horn (68)
Chubby Checker (71)
Alan O'Day (72)
Gore Vidal (87)

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Grace Disful's picture

Gore Vidal died sometime in July.

♥Clive Owen♥

I'm very superficial, I hate everything official.

Dion flowerboy's picture

Clive Owen is mine.

QueenieBK's picture

I think Gore Vidal is dead.

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Smart E. Pants's picture

You guys are right, Gore Vidal IS dead. Oops. Oh well, he was pretty old...

Smart E. Pants's picture

Happy birthday to Gore Vidal, a great writer whose books I enjoy.

agirl's picture

RE: Tommy Lee, is that supposed ta be sessy? 'Cause it's not.

And yes I know he has a large wang.

CarrieOn's picture

Happy 50th Tommy Lee!!!! Love you and Mötley Crüe!

.....though I love Nikki more!

parissucksliterally's picture

Happy Bday to Gwen, Clive and Lindsey Buckingham!!!!

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WithinReason...'s picture

HB Shannyn, Gwen, Clive (smokin') and the other birthday sluts today.

I've never seen Tommy Lee look bettah! lol

@RLF, cool site, hahahahaha

@Whamo, I second Clive on Croupier! Great little movie. :P

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Tyroan's picture

HBD Reverend Sharpton -- keep fighting the good fight!

Hockey fan's picture

No more Gore, I'm afraid. But im gratified to know so many peeps here actually know who he was. *love my dl horz*

unemployed_bum's picture

HB Lindsey. I shall spend some time masturbating while dreaming of him today.

*I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike Bar*

Sweetas's picture

HB Tommy Lee with your fine ass!! I so would, after he got a Silkwood shower and a double wrap.

And HB Gwen Stefani, one of my girl crushes!! Still just gorgeous, and yes would again. Gawd, I'm a hor.

NDNchief's picture

"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
-Alfred Hitchcock-

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 10:22am.

Whatever happened to Shannyn Sossamon? She was so hot.
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I'll 2nd that ! !
I was gonna say the same thing. Not a good actress tho; But still HAWT ! ! !

HollyG's picture

Damn! My bitch ass, freeloading, obnoxious mother shares a bday with all these talented people?! Where the hell was she when they were passing out talents?

"Where I come from, that's called a vacation from a vacation." --MK

Video and general grossness aside, I do think Tommy is an objectively good-looking guy.

Sarah Smile

Bwhit19964's picture

Yes, Gore Vidal died in July. Another Kennedy character bites the dust.

RandéSleepover's picture

Submitted by RLF on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 11:27am.

Here are some pics of Tommy Lee's dick. Maybe he's a grower and not a shower?

And oddly excited about his breakfast smoothie.

RLF's picture

http://www.celebritypenispics.com/tommy-lee-penis-pics/tommy-lee-naked-p...

Here are some pics of Tommy Lee's dick. Maybe he's a grower and not a shower?

mahaatma's picture

All I think about whenever I see Tommy Lee is him honking the horn of the boat with that giant weiner in the sex video with Pam.

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Lucifer_Sam's picture

Gore Vidal died though.

Whamo's picture

Submitted by MTurtle on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 10:17am.
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RandéSleepover's picture

That's a funny pic: everything that was great and awful about the Hair Band Era.

shandi's picture

I loved Tommy then and love him now. He has so much fun when he is drumming. As for the picture, I saw the tour where that was his outfit of choice and it 'accidentally' came off in front of some of us!

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TOPANGA's picture

This birthday list is straight out of 1998-2001 lol
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Orangina's picture

HB Gwen, I only wish to be as well liked as you one day. Seriously, everybody likes her.

Where is Tommy Lee hiding his huge dong in that pic?

Happy Birthday Gwen, Lindsey and Sxean (fellow Minnesnowtan)

MissJaneTexas's picture

Whatever happened to Shannyn Sossamon? She was so hot.

HBD Shannyn, Indie Arie, Neve Campbell, Chubby Checker, Clive Owen and Gwen!!!

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Hekki's picture

Nice tuck game, birthday boy. *snicker*

Come here and get your birthday present, Clive...*purrs*

Whamo just want to say I really enjoy your bday rundowns:)

ugh the main photo reminds me of the Nikki Sixx interview where he said the band didn't shower for weeks or after sex with groupies to see who would last longest and MK posting dick cheese *pukes*

Haribo's picture

Submitted by letinstar on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 9:35am.

tommy is gross...AND he's looking kinda smooth is the frontal area...
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He is! I never understood what Pammie saw in him.

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Murphy's picture

YAAAAASSSSSSS! Now this is a photo I could get used to seeing every morning when I open the internet. Be still my beating heart.

ImpertinentVixen's picture

ZOMG, Clive Owen ALL DAY EVERY DAY YES SIR!!!!!!!!!!!!

And yeah, Gore Vidal never made it to 87, he has expired.

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Uncle Brain-fart's picture

Can someone post a pic of Tommy Lee`s penis? I never had the nerve to sit through the PA TL Fuckvideo. Is it really that big??

letinstar's picture

tommy is gross...AND he's looking kinda smooth is the frontal area...

happy birthday to gwen, india...and all the other sluts on this list today...
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Rockwell's picture

I wonder if Heather Locklear is eating a tub of ice cream today, thinking about two of her ex-loves sharing a birthday today (Tommy Lee and Jack Wagner).

Today is my Mama's 73rd birthday!

Malicious85's picture

Happy Birthday to my idol, Gwen!

Whamo's picture

Tommy Lee...I pity the poor bastard that slept with Pamela after Tommy Telephone Pole had her.

Sean William Scott...Stiffler, classic dbag.

Neve Campbell...She was in a cool movie I Really Hate My Job but has the strangest looking tits and nipples though

Gwen Stefani...she's got such a nice little tight slammin body,

Clive Owen...He was great in Croupier, the thinking man's tough guy

Al Sharpton...black America really needs a good strong honest leader, Al ain't it.

Lindsey Buckingham..brilliant songwriter and a good reason Fleetwood Mac were as good as they were.

Roy Horn...lesson for today, don't play with gheey tigers..snap!

Chubby Checker...I wonder if he still loves playing The Twist, I know I would have hung myself by now.

Gore Vidal....he dead

Happy Bday sluts

soulks's picture

G'Mornin DListers! BH toooo Tommy Lee nice tatts/bod i remember the hair =: lucky Pam , Clive, Jack, Lindsey, Neve and Gwen. & to all babies born on 10.3!

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bambam's picture

If it weren't for the tats I woulda thought this was Winona Ryder.

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Thamar's picture

HB Gore Vidal down there in hell with Bill Buckley!

literarylioness's picture

Didn't Gore Vidal die earlier this year?

Skye10's picture

Happy Birthday to Gwen (My # 1 Style Star), Kevin Richardson (The hottest guy to be in a boy band), Tommy, Neve, Ashlee, Clive and all the other b-day babies. :)

Boo1212's picture

Wow! Hella birthday list today. Do the Twist Mr. Checker! HB to all the sluts

Be Good to Each Other

tinyhands's picture

Happy Birthday to Tommy Lee and his enormous penis.

Happy Birthday, Gwen Stefani - you are one bad bitch, you sexy little thang.

And the best for last. Oh my - Lindsay Buckingham, I swoon for him. He is just...mmmmmph!

A bitch gets crazy when she has nothing to lose.

Lesbian Sourfruit's picture

Gore Vidal is dead. Just saying.

Saphris's picture

happy birthday, Gwen!

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CokeyBloke's picture

Far be it from me to question MK, but nonono. So many better sluts deserving top spot and photo honors, and the pic could have at least hinted at his massive cock. :)

But 50 is 50. I'm sure errbody's amazed he made it this far.