Would You Hit It?

October 2, 2012 / Posted by:

Now you know what Liam Neeson looks like in the morning when his half-naked ass rolls out of bed to take a start of the day caca on his porcelain throne. (Or maybe he’s taking a start of the day piss, because he’s still too tired in the body to stand. Story of my AM life.)

Liam Neeson knows that one of the best ways to find a cure for breast cancer is to strip down to his pink panties, so that’s exactly what he did on Ellen yesterday. Liam took off his pink robe, plumped up his 60-year-old chest cutlets, sat down and waited for an audience member’s ball to make it rain all over his body. I’m totally disappointed that Liam didn’t do the Flashdance back arch while a tsunami fell on his head. Watch him in action, and yes, I’m pretty sure his toilet at home looks just like that.

And DUH, I’d hit it. Liam supposedly has an Evian bottle dick and I have a recycling dumpster b-hole, so it’s a match! My ass will even spit up 5 cents afterward.

via EW

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