Would You Hit It?
Now you know what Liam Neeson looks like in the morning when his half-naked ass rolls out of bed to take a start of the day caca on his porcelain throne. (Or maybe he's taking a start of the day piss, because he's still too tired in the body to stand. Story of my AM life.)
Liam Neeson knows that one of the best ways to find a cure for breast cancer is to strip down to his pink panties, so that's exactly what he did on Ellen yesterday. Liam took off his pink robe, plumped up his 60-year-old chest cutlets, sat down and waited for an audience member's ball to make it rain all over his body. I'm totally disappointed that Liam didn't do the Flashdance back arch while a tsunami fell on his head. Watch him in action, and yes, I'm pretty sure his toilet at home looks just like that.
And DUH, I'd hit it. Liam supposedly has an Evian bottle dick and I have a recycling dumpster b-hole, so it's a match! My ass will even spit up 5 cents afterward.
via EW
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Yes. I would be satisfied with a long slow kiss.
I'm not surprised at his lack of a swimmer's body. He's a real man and isn't self-conscious. He knows who he is what he is, how old he is, and isn't ashamed of any of it. To me, that's sexy.
He's been through a life-threatening motorcycle accident, the loss of his wife, and he's a guy that likes to drink, all that takes it's toll, but I think he wears it well. Not only is he well endowed, but rumor also has it that he knows how to use that tool very well.
With all the whining about his body not being perfect, I doubt any of those haters would turn him down if he whispered "Let's go do it." in their ears.
Liam isn't worried about it. He's having a good time. He's not a snob about it, either. I love him for that.
Oh Liam...he has that hangdog look that accompanies the exit of your dignity. I agree with whoever said he should have just donated the $20K. I would have paid it never to see him like that.
Yes, yes I would. Then I'd fill all you whores in on towering Irish sexy times.
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It hurts because you let your black heart beat for an asshole who can't even send you a "P.S. I'm about to fuck a hole that doesn't belong to you" text before fucking said hole that doesn't belong to you.
Neeson is so awesome. He's twice my age but dear god, I would hit every single way I could.
Submitted by suckandfuck on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 2:43pm.
only if I can titty fuck him
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That is HILARIOUS. You two could touch boobies...it would be like a major boobfest!
I think it's cool he did this - shows he has a good sense of humor about himself and also has a social conscience. And that's extremely sexy at any age. Besides, there's tons of guys out there in their 30's and 40's who are overweight, flabby, etc. Liam doesn't look half bad for his age, I'd definitely hit it.
No. And how are we supposed to believe all that flab routinely beats up gangsters in that Taken crap? But good on him for being a good sport.
Not feeling Liam's frumpy body. Not cutting it for me sorry.
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Brevity may be the soul of wit, but to twit without wit is soulless -- Johanne Savoie
Sweet UNholy UNfuck.
It looks like his organs even quit his ass.
Aww man.
One older man crush off my list.
Please Pierce Brosnan, take notes. *cries*
Word around town was that he was hung and I have always, always wondered. Based on all the cut-aways and a brief glimpse of the package, I will have sweet dreams tonight.
via EWWWW
so would not hit that!
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I still love you Liam...damned Ellen.
"Let them all boil in their own hotdog juice." Deb 7/2012
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 2:45pm.
Liam should have just donated the 20 K rather than to put the goods on display. He is a respected actor and Chipmunk Ellen doesn't need to make the cause into a circus act to raise money or awareness.
Yeah, exactly. (But then she wouldn't have titillated* her mostly female audience.)
*I just like saying "titillated."
He should have just cut a check for whatever amount this stunt raised and kept his clothes on. NOT good for his new action-hero image.
He looks like many other men his age, but they lack the wealth, fame, acting chops, and accent.
All you ladies can have hung like a horse manboobs Liam - I'm taking George Clooney who you all seem to dislike. Crazy bitches. Lake Como here I come.....
@ Sans
Hehe, such a lady you are! I promise they'll only be gently used! ;-)
Certainly, Esteem! you go first ;)
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Submitted by SANS FARDS on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 4:54pm.
Oh yes! Jeremy too. So sexy. We can share? ;-)
Submitted by Esteem on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 4:19pm.
Mmhmm, yep, I'd hit it, just as long as he talks in my ear the entire time with that brogue of his.
Seriously though, I've always found him to be sexy, and he doesn't look bad for his age, so yes.
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I agree. I also feel the same way about Jeremy Irons....god help me, lol
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Ballymena trash! I can't stand the mofo. Fokin orange cunt! Lol
Yes! Yes! A thousand times YES!! I've been crushing on him for decades, and I would hit it like the world was going up in flames and this was the last act of both our lives!
I would not kick him out of bed.
I've always had a crush on Liam Neeson. He's just so many, but at the same time always seems so nice and awesome. And he has a killer sense of humour/accent/penis (allegedly on the 3rd). I read in Janice Dickinson's book that he's huge, and she had other nice things to say about him. I told my bf that there's a list of famous people who I would sleep with, and Liam Neeson (and Patrick Stewart) were on the top. P.Stew was going to come to my city for a comic con and I was so ready to try to seduce him... he pulled out though (of the convention).
Mmhmm, yep, I'd hit it, just as long as he talks in my ear the entire time with that brogue of his.
Seriously though, I've always found him to be sexy, and he doesn't look bad for his age, so yes.
Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 3:47pm.
Whamo, it means save the boobs (second base) as in Breast Cancer prevention.
Chris Eccleston, that toilet paper walk had me rolling!
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Success is a great deodorant ~ Liz
I didin't get the second base thing. But then, baseball isn't big in Canada. lol
We use hockey terminology here. HE SHOOTS...HE SCORRREESSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Chris Eccleston....I would thank you personally brah, but I'm in tears from laughing so hard.
Youtube commenters occasionally exhibit moments of genius!
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 3:07pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 2:52pm.
I want the "Save Second Base" one.
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Do you know how many people don't get that shirt when I wear it? I always get asked what it means.
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I know what second base is I just don't get it. What are you saying, save second go straight to third?
Save second base for marriage, which CAN'T be right!? lol
Why are you saving Second and for what?
LOl??
he is sooo sexy and also a good person if he takes part in this
Lisbet - think Jr. High School and heavy making out sessions with your BF. If he shoved his hand up your shirt, he made it to 2nd base.
3rd base would be fingering the panty pudding, home base is well...sex.
Liam is adorable and seems quite fun to do this. hahaha I think there's a long enough line of DLers to have a go first, so maybe next time... lol
@Chris Eccleston, LMAO, thanks!
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He so handsome to me. I'd like to play out my daddy issues w him at my side. I'd totally hit it!
M.E.- And you know I'm so eloquent with speech I just blurt out, "Like getting felt up".
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
Uvy - ARE YOU SERIOUS??????????????
WOW. Like..W.O.W!
Who the hell doesn't know what the bases are?!?!?
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 3:07pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 2:52pm.
I want the "Save Second Base" one.
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Do you know how many people don't get that shirt when I wear it? I always get asked what it means.
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Er, what *does* it mean?
*feels like an ig'nant Yoorupeeyan*
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 2:52pm.
I want the "Save Second Base" one.
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Do you know how many people don't get that shirt when I wear it? I always get asked what it means.
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If I see something I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it.
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 2:58pm.
I won't be around for Open Post, so I have to post this here.
This is the funniest fucking thing I've seen in a long time. If I don't get fired for laughing, it'll be a miracle.
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LOL, there are some funny ones there for sure!
Submitted by Chris Eccleston... on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 2:58pm.
LOL & um... thanks.
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Who are you calling silly cow?
You had me at Evian bottle dick.
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"Look at this lamb, I'm going to make condoms out of it so that you can ride me until your pussy says 'baaaaaah.'"
~ASkars as channeled by Michael K
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 2:51pm.
Didn't have much to say lately so I only log in for the IMPORTANT stuff like Liam's package.
How's you?
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LOL, I hear ya, all's well on my end, nothing new to report.
Yep, I would. Always been a huge (no pun intended) Liam Neeson fan. I think its great that he let down his guard for a good cause,plus his wife died, so he would def get a pity hump from me :-)
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"I was half a virgin when I met him!"
-Mean Girl,Regina George
I won't be around for Open Post, so I have to post this here.
This is the funniest fucking thing I've seen in a long time. If I don't get fired for laughing, it'll be a miracle.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/the-best-youtube-comments-evar
You're welcome.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
He would look ok for his age if it weren't for the sagging man titties.
Do the ladies really like BIG dicks? I for one, do not like EXTREME girth. Maybe that will work for someone like Michelle Duggar...
I bought my BH the t-shirt
"Squeeze a boob, save a life".
I want the "Save Second Base" one.
@Submitted by Lisbet459 on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 2:45pm
*does double take*
Say what now?
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The rumor from the 90s was that Liam is hung like a horse. MK has a link in the post with commentary by that gnawed on bit of gristle, Janice Dickinson.
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Taking crazy things seriously is a serious waste of time."
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@ Whamo
Hiya!
Didn't have much to say lately so I only log in for the IMPORTANT stuff like Liam's package.
How's you?
Hard to believe a Lesbian concocted this idea. Liam..I thought you were smarter-guess not.
Submitted by DiamondDogs on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 2:45pm.
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DD Buddy! how've you've you been!? :)
Kinda missed you for a while there.
I would never sit on a chair nakid. It's just plain gross.
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Who are you calling silly cow?