JLo’s Kid Is Really Excited About Being At The Chanel Fashion Show In Paris

JLo must’ve been desperate for photographers to catch her having a touching and completely manufactured moment with her daughter Emme Anthony, because: a) Who in the hell brings a 4-year-old to a boring ass fashion show in Paris? and; b) Who in the hell brings a 4-year-old to a boring ass fashion show where backstage in the darkness lies the Death Eaters’ house mother who keeps the mop of wires on his head glistening white by regularly dying it in the pure innocence of a child? JLo is so hard up for a photo-op that she doesn’t care if Kunty Karl syphons the youth and innocence out of her daughter. Oh well, I’m sure Emme wasn’t too scared of Kunty Karl. I mean, you get used to staring at the malnourished face of a functioning zombie when you spend every other weekend with Skeletor.

The front row at the Chanel show in Paris this morning smelled like desperation (from JLo), boredom (from Emme), soiled chonies (from Casper Smart, he still hasn’t earned his PtD, potty training degree, yet), freshly polished blue steel (from Karl’s 22-year-old human Baptiste Giabiconi) and fish (from Kanye). While Emme tried to keep from completely melting down into an impeccably dressed puddle of BORING, her mom’s adopted boy toy Casper Smart tried to not look at the hot piece that is Baptiste Giabiconi, because he didn’t want to further embarrass his sugar mami by having a cream pie moment in his panties.

And if you’re thinking that Suri Cruise and Harper Seven Beckham must be spitting jealousy over this, STOP! Harper Seven Beckham privately viewed this collection in her penthouse suite at The Ritz LAST WEEK. And Suri Cruise already gave this collection to her maid’s daughter, because she owned and wore all of it weeks ago!