Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 2, 2012 / Posted by: Michael K

The reason why my arteries cry today: Pizza Hut’s Kit Kat Pops! The Middle East has really been bringing it lately. First, they give the world the all-gay couples and single dads Ikea catalog (I am patiently waiting for their all-lesbian couples and single moms Ikea catalog) and now Pizza Huts in the Middle East are pushing out Kit Kats wrapped in pizza dough. Us Americans should be disappointed that our Pizza Hut didn’t shit out this diabetes-summoning deliciousness first.

To follow up their Cheesburger Crusted Pizza (that looks exactly like Mama June’s ovaries), Pizza Hut wrapped pizza dough around a Kit Kat, fried it up and has been selling it since June. HuffPo says that it also comes in a cheese variety too. PFFT! Who wants to fill their mouth with a peen-shaped wad of fried dough stuffed with cheese (Side note: It’s too early for dick cheese jokes.) when you can fill your mouth with a pooping Twinkie instead?

And it’s pretty much confirmed that Pizza Hut has put a wire tap in Jessica Simpson’s brain and is recording all her wet dreams.

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