George Clooney Is Totally Over Stacy Keibler
Above is George Clooney making the same "Take your final bow, ho, because the curtain's coming down" pose he will make when he officially dumps Stacy Keibler any day now. Last month, George Clooney's rep let out a bunch of no no nos on the rumor that a bunch of workers barged into Stacy's bedroom at his Italian villa, picked her up, threw her into one of those portable moving PODS and shipped her ass back to Los Angeles. But George's rep could've just been pulling our dicks (which would be SHOCKING since publicists never do that), because the NYDN says that Stacy is just days away from waking up to find a pink slip on the pillow next to her.
A source type says that Stacy still shows up to events, but she keeps her lips shut about all things Clooney and she constantly checks her phone to see if he's texted or called her. Stacy's got the nervous shakes most bitches get when they know they're about to get dumped. The source put it like this:
“They’re barely talking. She is worried that he may break up with her any day now. George is being really distant and pulling away from her. She wakes up every morning and doesn’t know what’s going to happen.”
Now I know how a carton of milk feels when I open up the refrigerator door and peek at its expiration date.
Stacy should've seen this coming. Just a few weeks ago she was trying on engagement rings. ENGAGEMENT RINGS! Nothing breaks George Clooney's boner like the m word, engagement rings and going straight to voicemail when he calls his soulmate Brad Pitt. When you're humping on George Clooney full-time and you do anything wedding related, you should know that on the next Friday morning (they always fire you on a Friday morning), you'll be called into his office manager's cubicle and told that it's just not working out. You'll have to hand over the copy of the key he gave you to his dildo closet and you'll be given a fair severance package before the office manager hands you a Kleenex, because your chocha will cry thinking about how the next dick it touches might belong to Steve-O.
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"Now I know how a carton of milk feels when I open up the refrigerator door and peek at its expiration date." - MK
LOL! I guffawed so loud I think I bothered the neighbors. Thanks, that was great!
OT: I thought this one had a semi chance. She looked like a nice gal, but what do I know.
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I have been single for 3 years (widowed, sadly), but this guy Clowny is just downright a tool!! Why would anyone want the humiliation ass-ociated with him? I would and will stay single, as playing a role for a relationship is just wrong - in so many ways.
I especially enjoy the comments of Lucifer (I'm drawing a blank on specific others); you seem very 'thoughtful' in what you say. And, MichaelK, you are just killer. The milk expiration comment was too excellent! Thanks all for 'letting me in."
Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 5:01pm.
@ Jack. I know right. WTF. Is he some kind of contest for them to see who can get a ring from him? It's not like he will need someone to take care of him when he gets old, as he has enough money to hire a caretaker. These women are making fools of themselves.
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What dingaling is lining up next to date him??
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This happens time and time again with him. He has to be leading them to believe they are more serious than they actually are with him. Why would they all make the same mistake and go public? They all can't be that dumb. He must be a real shit in real life, not the charmer the media paints me to be.
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My teenage angst has a body count!
Yeah, I believe that she's Cindy Crawford's side-piece and that he (George) is bi but mostly hard for men.
Submitted by catholicschoolgirl on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 8:08pm.
I was thinking the other day about how I would like to remarry, but keep my own place and have a new hub keep his own too. That way, when we get on each other's nerves, we can go to our own corners. I wonder if I could find a guy willing to get married but still live a couple of blocks away?
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LOL. When I decide to get married, that's exactly what I want. Live in apartments/houses next door to each other. If living together is a must, then have separate bedrooms and maybe sleep together once in a while.
I've discussed it with my boyfriend. I don't see why we have to sleep together every night or mix or have joint bank accounts. I'd feel claustrophobic. Separate bank accounts is critical and maybe one joint for household and rent expenses.
Being with George Clooney is a big waste of time for any woman. You get nothing out of it. You mean to tell me that Stacy can't afford trips to Italy and a good deal on weekly/monthly rentals at Italian villas? She can't procure going to red carpet events on her own? I mean Clooney will not advance anyone's career so it's like she's by herself. She can't talk about her relationship with him. Please end this time wasting nonsense.
He's overrated and they're a ridiculous couple. She should date someone younger and taller, maybe an athlete. How could she possibly have thought it would work out? He's like a Warren Beatty; he needs an Annette Bening. However nice, he makes these girls seem bimbo-ish.
She's an idiot for having put up with it. Have some dignity, kick him to the curb.
I would not put up with that shit; I dont care who you are.
Seriously, he is either gay or has MAJOR issues. I think he's one of those people who is completely incapable of any sort of intimacy. I remember reading an article about him in the New Yorker years ago that talked about how even the small personal things in his house were chosen by his decorator. There's just something so creepy about that.
"Revenge is sweet and not fattening"
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 4:56pm.
The only reason he gets away with it is because the next woman just KNOWWWWS she will be the one... lol
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ITA CSG, it's the best idea imo, haha Truthfully, I think it would save many a relationship! ;P
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Within - while I agree it's obviously more expensive, think of all the savings in the long run - marriage counseling fees, divorce costs and booze. Seems like a win-win to me.
To each his own, but I guess I'm over the whole "swinging bachelor" thing with him. I don't mind him generally (could do without the smug political preaching) and I like him as an actor, but the roving bachelor act stinks of either him hiding something or just being a child, mentally.
I try to be respectful of everyone's life choices, but this just gets on my nerves. Not with anyone but him though. Maybe it's because we have to be subjected to the endless parade of women.
CSG, it's a very practical idea. Now if only it were affordable... lol Hi! ;)
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Submitted by WithinReason... on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 8:23pm.
CSG, separate houses OR a DUPLEX, hahaha
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Either way works for me - as long as there's a little seperation every once in a while. And definitely seperate bathrooms - huge plus on that!
CSG, separate houses OR a DUPLEX, hahaha
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Submitted by Whamo on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 6:56pm
LOL maybe a little in an old broad/stevie nicks kind of way:) Night
Submitted by Mani6 on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 6:27pm.
I don't know why these girls don't just up to Clooney and tell him to go fuck himself! Maybe that's the type of girl he needs.
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ITA. Unless there's prior agreement, the partner becomes irrelevant if one's already decided beforehand that the union is disposable. There's no real partnership, so it's not something that could ever be taken seriously. Don't much care if he ever marries so hope they're at least having fun. *shrugs* ;)
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*sits with Evil Shoe*
My woman card got revoked ages ago. I don't think or play like those bitches!
LOL! Jack, she is playing the oldest trick in the woman trunk. Act like she's not into you to reel you in. HAHAHAHAHAHA!
You need to get with someone who knows what is up beforehand and feels the EXACT same way. Women never learn!
FYI-I lost my woman membership a long ass time ago. The meetings were lame anyways!
Submitted by mahaatma on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 5:14pm.
I'm with all you guys... I WILL NEVER REMARRY! I love my Mr m, but the thought of living ALONE and having no one to worry about but myself sounds like HEAVEN! I can stay in my jammys all day eating big sammiches watching trashy TV and playing on Dlisted. Damn that sounds good!
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Mahaatma, I'm single and live alone and while it can be nice, it does get very lonely at times (Sunday nights can be hard for me). I was thinking the other day about how I would like to remarry, but keep my own place and have a new hub keep his own too. That way, when we get on each other's nerves, we can go to our own corners. I wonder if I could find a guy willing to get married but still live a couple of blocks away?
she was too good for him anyway
Well really, if she was expecting him to tie the knot....then sucks for her, but that's just dumb. Look at his track record. Don't tell me she actually developed feelings for old Georgy...?
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Submitted by P.T.Bull on Tue, 09/25/2012 - 10:33pm.
"This bitch is crazier than a pillowcase full of clear-level scientologist possums."
Submitted by can be a pushy broad on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 6:05pm.
When I was young and very hot and married
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AWw come on Pushy, I"ll bet you're still hot:)
I don't know why these girls don't just up to Clooney and tell him to go fuck himself! Maybe that's the type of girl he needs.
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He has 'em all sign nondisclosure contracts with massive penalties for breach. Plus I think he sort of buys their silence, by being generous. They get a huge bump in exposure and the fun of traveling all over first class. He can't bring a new ho to each premiere or event, so he brings a contractual ho.
When I was young and very hot and married, I worked at a large corp. as the receptionist.
One of the owners was this OLD (60's), thin/comb over hair, smoked an awful cigar and walked like Groucho Marx. Well, his wifey was 28, about 6 years older than I was. She'd walk in thinking she was all hot in her mink coat and would not even so much as acknowledge my existence. And every time, I'd smile and say "good morning Mrs. Xx" again she ignored me. She hated my guts.
You know why---cause she could wear her fur coat and diamonds but at the end of the day--she had to Fuxk him!!!! Me, I gotta go home to Mr. Pushy.
Moral of the story. Don't marry for money.
Makes a shitty bed partner.
Jack, I know you are off but in case you see this---I'm pretty sure if I had 2 marriages to cheaters, I'd be pretty Fuxk that shit too about marriage. But one thing really really great about your one marriage---Little G:)
current gf, I'm thinking she does think she'll change your mind. Heck, she might even really love you. Doesn't sound like a good situation to me. At least you are having great sex.
Diamond Girl, You are missed around these parts. Come and play with us.
pushy -- hey, babe!
DD -- hey, glad to see you on here, hon!!!
Ha stay strong Jack, you have to know that's a game. See ya later ;-)
Submitted by Esteem on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 5:40pm.
Yea, a little bit in that camp... the irony is, she's kinda hurt my feelings (yes, I have em, don't laugh) a few times since the wedding, NOT ONCE before the wedding, by blowing me off at the last minute... we see each other like once a week and every other weekend (scheduled around kids) and at the last minute she texts right before she knows I'm leaving the office or whatever and says "head hurts, think I'm just stay in and go to bed early" lolollll OH. KAY. so she's turning it around on me like I'm not worth the time now. Which is probably true if she wants a husband... the sex is awesome so I'll put up with it for however long... lol
ok I gotta GIT! see you guys
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
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@ Jack
Damn sorry! Is she in that camp of women that think they'll change your mind? Sorry for you, maybe she'll give that up before things get to a boiling point. Vent away! ;-)
Submitted by Esteem on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 5:21pm.
Just giving me attitude... the same thing I describe in my post - snide remarks, little jabs about this or that... knowing damn well she is referring to marriage. I said bitch please I was married TWICE, I know what it feels like with someone trying to mind fuck me... your powers are useless here!!!
Hi, pushy chick... and everyone else. Ok, back to work for me... be good.
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 4:56pm.
The only reason he gets away with it is because the next woman just KNOWWWWS she will be the one... lol
True is that. Hi Jack!!!!:)
Hi Twatty and Diamond Dog--good to "see" you:)
Lucifer -- hiya, hon! *waving back*
Girl about town -- uh, can I get your grandpa's phone number? LOL!
Submitted by Cookie_Monster_ on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 5:29pm.
I did not know he had a lithp. And ya know, I think all the women fawn over him or whatever because the media has almost portrayed him to be "THE catch" of a man... I think chicks bang him for the street cred (name recognition only, of course).
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 5:27pm.
LOL, I was just kidding foolio... I'm always relaxed, some people call it mentally challenged but I disagree.
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
I really wish you assholes would stop fawning all over him and making the media think this old fart is actually attractive.
Not only is he NOT attractive, he's got a lisp, he looks elderly and he's always been a goofball. People act as if he's so exotic and give him FAR too much credit for such an empty, pathetic man child.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 5:17pm.
Submitted by Bigbendy on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 5:01pm.
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Hey Jack, relax. You are among friends here. (well except for mygrayknees, and really who cares what she thinks. A little too militant for my liking.) Peace, brother. LOL ;-)
Submitted by HereForTheRide on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 5:17pm.
I don't believe in trains... :P No, I totally get what you are saying. I was married twice also and I always say I liked it so much I did it twice... with a big smile on my face. People know how full of shit I am so....
ETA: HELLLLLLOOOOO LUUUUU32CCCCCYYYYYY!!!
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
Submitted by ilovetatertots on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 5:06pm.
Some bitches would take that as a CHALLENGE!!!!!
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aka every woman I date except the ones I "date" only once and when I say "date" I mean a drunken mishap when they mistakenly got in my car at 3am thinking I am driving a cab and wind up screaming to the oceans WHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYY when they wake up the next morning and I'm naked in a corner eating pudding cups and sketching charcoal portraits of their recently shamed, nude bodies... but I digress. Yes, I think some would.
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"Shitty relationships mystify me." ~ mike 09/22/2012
"I'm back. You're Welcome." ~ Kenny Powers
i remember him being interviewed on the 'red carpet at one of the bigger events when his crutch was that Italian woman(Eliz?) and he said a few really rude sentences to the interviewer about how (basically dumb she was and he said that she couldn't understand ANY english)
all while she was standing there...
really tacky, mean, bratty behavior that made *him look bad.
something bad is up with Clooney's head/psyche.
the behavior along with the Very noticable change in his physical appearance in 10 years (eg aging way 2 fast)
and no doubt about it now,, there are so many pictures in last 2 years where George has that 'grayish' complexion on his face. Mel Gibson has/had that during his rage spiral years.
this grey hue to the skin is something about the cardiosvascular system and stress-hormones. i knew a man who had that grey-skin for about a decade before he finally died of a widowmaker heart attack. deep down a nice guy but he was wound SUPER tight and was angry a lot. when he wasn't being grumpy.
the stress hormones affecting the brain and behavior as well as the body and appearnce
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Submitted by Lucifer_Sam on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 5:17pm.
LOL Bendy - Clooney reminds me of Guy Smiley!
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Lucy, GUY SMILEY, that's exactly who he likes like. You hit the nail on head. Haha that's a good one.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 5:17pm.
Oh dear Jack. Waving the red cape?
What happened hon? More Bride's magazines on the coffee table this a.m.?
I divorced years and years ago. I won't say I'll never get remarried, but I like being single, so I really don't see it happening.
I think there may be some truth to the rumors that either these are bearding contracts for him, or he's fronting one for Cindy Crawford. Maybe both.
Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 4:29pm.
I can totally relate to this story... Nothing can yank the wind out of the Love Boat's sails like the m word. The pressure begins... constant hints, snide comments, the justification of it all from a financial standpoint, and most of all... the realization you are gonna wake up every morning seeing that mouth wide open, sounding like a busted chainsaw with that snoring as she so daintily "poots" in her sleep. I'm good. NEXT!
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Jack,
My dad died when I was four. Every time I asked my mother why she never remarried her answer was always: "Why in the hell would I want to pick up some ol' man's nasty drawers off of the bathroom floor?!" I really couldn't argue with that logic.
I have been married twice. It's going to take someone pretty special to get me to do that train wreck again.
Hi Twatty honey <3