The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For October 2nd!

Jim at Petco sighed and got out the big gloves. These were the most inflamed dog anal glands he'd ever seen. - upstatestruggler

Runners-up:

The Nelson reunion tour was announced with much fanfare by their new mascot and hair care roadie, Loofa. - zey

Muffy could hear the flat irons sizzling in the background and knew it was just a matter of time before she went from poodle to afghan hound, just like her owners. - MeowMeow

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The CAPTION THIS Contest

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Submitted by congyi70 on Fri, 10/12/2012 - 5:13am.

Submitted by guruXen on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 5:54pm.

Nice.

Congrats, Upstate, Zey, and Meow.

Submitted by pamorama_j on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 11:40am.

Congrats vinnahs!!! Some great stuff!!!

Submitted by zey on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 11:14am.

It's truly an honor (yes my life is that empty) to be considered a runner-up on a site that continually makes me laugh my ass off with MK's and everyone else's hilarity. Thanks and congrats to upstatestruggler and MeowMeow too, funny stuff!

Submitted by WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 10:52am.

Congrats winners ! Nice job!!!

Upstate's cap gave me the giggles. I'm still laughing. (◕‿◕)

Submitted by fauve on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 10:47am.

Congrats, sluts! These made me LOL.

Submitted by Naughychimp on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 9:59am.

Congratulations, winners. You're way funnier horz than I could ever dream of being.

Submitted by perky on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 9:57am.

"flat irons sizzling in the background..." Hahaaaaaaaaa...congratulations winners!!

Submitted by QueenVelveeta on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 9:37am.

Those were funny captions!!!!!!!

Submitted by OurMissC on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 9:34am.

Congrats winners! That pic, ugh!

"Don't hate. Excel." - the divine Sweetas

Submitted by upstatestruggler on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 9:29am.

thank you all!
"the only thing his face should host is a fist" MK

Submitted by betseyfan2 on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 8:13am.

2 ghouls, 1 pup

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"Physical violence is the least of my priorities." - Drunken Albertan

Submitted by OurMissC on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 7:45am.

Oh no, was there a fire at Madame Tussaud's?

Submitted by OurMissC on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 7:44am.

♪How much are those doggies in the window?
The ones with the scraggly hair...♫

Submitted by PrincessTiiaammii on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 7:38am.

Open Post from the set of the Lindsay Lohan Lifetime Movie, featuring (from L-R) Lindsay at 25, Lindsay at 35 and Lindsay at 20

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I don't like you, but if I did I'd tell you that hair was a mistake

Submitted by wtfisgoingon on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 6:38am.

Future Gaga meets present Gaga and grandchild.

Submitted by ccaswell233 on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 6:11am.

"Yes Donatella, skin them all..."

Submitted by justincase on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 2:54am.

GaGa?? I thought that was LieLo! These famewhores all look the same.

Submitted by flake on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 2:03am.

100% proof. Natural dogs are far cuter/classier than the total makeover variety.

Submitted by Strepsi on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 1:06am.

The gardener created a box hedge with an arrangement of bitches.

Submitted by dlaugher on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 12:17am.

not a caption...but i've never seen gaga be so obvious in her "homage" to someone. right next to the person? i guess donatella was flattered. i would be pissed.

strange people.

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Amnesty International
Shine a Light

Submitted by de Cosmos on Wed, 10/03/2012 - 12:15am.

2 Hos 1 Bitch

Submitted by Viper on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 11:57pm.

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest bitch of all?

Submitted by tojo on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 11:54pm.

Beauty and the Beasts

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...the end

Submitted by Kiwi chicklet on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 11:43pm.

2 turds, 1 pup...

Submitted by Mani6 on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 11:29pm.

Britney Spears, a case of beers, a girl with a really weird sneer and Rex the wonder puppy star in Your Eyes Scare Me or Grammy Not Another Sammy.

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Submitted by LouLouBean on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 11:01pm.

Janice, Fozzie and Ms. Piggy from the Muppets, take a break to pose for a family photo.

Submitted by JoBelz on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 10:31pm.

One little, two little, three little BITCHES!

Submitted by dfanintheD on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 10:16pm.

The Lohans splurged on a toy guard poodle after the judge would not sign a restraining order against Dr. Phil.

Submitted by megameow on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 9:59pm.

Nothing to see here. Just Lady Gaga and Lindsay Lohan hanging out again.

Submitted by oryx on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 9:36pm.

Fifi usually rolled around in anything that smelled like this.

Submitted by skabazzle on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 9:35pm.

Courtney Stodden, Dourtney Stodden, and Courtney's mother pose for a new fame-whoring holiday card.

Lindsay Lohan's costar's nalgas flew her so close to the sun that they both exploded into stardust that still lights up Hollywood.

Submitted by oryx on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 9:31pm.

Mary-Kate sold her soul to the devil and served as Ashley's Dorian Gray counterpart in order to try and look as old as Nicolas Sarkozy...

Submitted by atlantapug on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 9:22pm.

A nut, a mutt and a slut walk into a bar....

**When the world slips you a Jeffrey, stroke the furry walls.**

Submitted by 68Special on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 9:05pm.

Lady PooDonna......

Submitted by BaconSlut on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 8:59pm.

Skid-marks really DOES have a way with the ladies.

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Submitted by Evanruthless on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 8:56pm.

It's time to meet the Versace/Muppet collaboration collection. The press photos arrived just in time for Halloween distribution.

Submitted by Craigypants on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 8:50pm.

Janice had a daughter.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bkFIPLIOGL8/SQCnTq91N6I/AAAAAAAATMs/KJv1Hw402A...

Submitted by Vern on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 8:48pm.

Prune.

*chanting as always*

Shut the fuck up kid, you're in my closet now.

Submitted by kathleenvh on Tue, 10/02/2012 - 8:17pm.

Caesar Milan! Caesar Milan! Help MEEEEEE!

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