Afternoon Crumbs

October 2, 2012 / Posted by:

Who needs panties when you can use Daniel Craig’s head as a coochie cover? – Popsugar

THE LOOK is Winona Ryder as a trashy biker skank – Lainey Gossip

Lady CaCa can finally retire and let Rebel Wilson sing all of her songs for her from now on – Towleroad

Chestica Simpson keeps it demure and classy in shorty shorts and platform stilts – Hollywood Tuna 

ScarJo dressed like she’s about to have a quickie wedding at City Hall – Popoholic

Dear LeAnn Rimes, all of your pain and so-called anguish will go away if you put your Falcor finger on something called the DELETE button – Celebitchy

That River Viiperi dude should punch himself for boning Parasite Hilton The Superficial 

Lea Michele needs to give that tutu back to the baby ballerina she stole it from, because it’s not a titty cover and it’s not a good look – Drunken Stepfather

I hope Khloe Kardashian hosts X-Factor while bench pressing Mario Lopez the entire time – The Berry 

Panty Creamer of the Day: Football-playing gay rights advocate Chris Kluwe in Out Magazine Just Jared

Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry shared the same air and managed to not beat each other with pumpkins while doing so – ICYDK

They should’ve went for ONE more drink – OMG Blog

South Park perfectly captures the divine grace of Honey Boo Boo Chile and Mama JuneSOW

AJ Johnson should replace that cap with a helmet if she knows what’s good for her – Crunk + Disordelry

JLo’s forehead rises – I’m Not Obsessed

Okay, whatever, but for why does Scott Stapp look like he just fell off the face of a Garbage Pail Kids card? – Videogum

The other day I was watching some crap on the local news about how iPhone theft is on the rise and then I see this story about how Lindsay Lohan is snatching away people’s phones for taking pictures of her. A total coincidence I’m sure. – I’m Not Obsessed

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