Afternoon Crumbs
Who needs panties when you can use Daniel Craig’s head as a coochie cover? – Popsugar
THE LOOK is Winona Ryder as a trashy biker skank – Lainey Gossip
Lady CaCa can finally retire and let Rebel Wilson sing all of her songs for her from now on – Towleroad
Chestica Simpson keeps it demure and classy in shorty shorts and platform stilts – Hollywood Tuna
ScarJo dressed like she’s about to have a quickie wedding at City Hall – Popoholic
Dear LeAnn Rimes, all of your pain and so-called anguish will go away if you put your Falcor finger on something called the DELETE button – Celebitchy
That River Viiperi dude should punch himself for boning Parasite Hilton – The Superficial
Lea Michele needs to give that tutu back to the baby ballerina she stole it from, because it’s not a titty cover and it’s not a good look – Drunken Stepfather
I hope Khloe Kardashian hosts X-Factor while bench pressing Mario Lopez the entire time – The Berry
Panty Creamer of the Day: Football-playing gay rights advocate Chris Kluwe in Out Magazine – Just Jared
Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry shared the same air and managed to not beat each other with pumpkins while doing so – ICYDK
They should’ve went for ONE more drink – OMG Blog
South Park perfectly captures the divine grace of Honey Boo Boo Chile and Mama June – SOW
AJ Johnson should replace that cap with a helmet if she knows what’s good for her – Crunk + Disordelry
JLo’s forehead rises – I’m Not Obsessed
Okay, whatever, but for why does Scott Stapp look like he just fell off the face of a Garbage Pail Kids card? – Videogum
The other day I was watching some crap on the local news about how iPhone theft is on the rise and then I see this story about how Lindsay Lohan is snatching away people’s phones for taking pictures of her. A total coincidence I’m sure. – I’m Not Obsessed